[Doomsday Economics] Home of Kirbeh's $0.04 millislice (minimum order 1000)

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Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

The Demilich posted:

Special pizzas (so like a Hawaiian or Supreme) from a local Mountain Mike's often go between $50-$70 for a 20" pizza

The average large 14" is$30+

poo poo is way too expensive.

Jesus christ, 20" pizza has about 14 slices, per the nutrition facts on Mountain Mike's website, the pepperoni pizza has 4,858 calories. How many goons are you trying to feed?

e: :lol:

Pike's Peak specialty pizza has 6,664 calories

Fozzy The Bear has issued a correction as of 05:19 on Feb 6, 2024

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bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Jesus christ, 20" pizza has about 14 slices, per the nutrition facts on Mountain Mike's website, the pizza has 4,858 calories. How many goons are you trying to feed?

that is just a light snack for a goon

# ? Feb 6, 2024 05:18

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Doing the sour dough finisher in mortal combat.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 05:18

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

The Demilich posted:

Special pizzas (so like a Hawaiian or Supreme) from a local Mountain Mike's often go between $50-$70 for a 20" pizza

The average large 14" is$30+

poo poo is way too expensive.

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# ? Feb 6, 2024 05:24

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

$50-$70 used to buy you Chrono Trigger which would last your kid 2 months if not longer unless they were a smart kid with an actual attention span and able to finish RPGs

# ? Feb 6, 2024 05:25

LonsomeSon: Nov 22, 2009; A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

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# ? Feb 6, 2024 05:34

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Jesus christ, 20" pizza has about 14 slices, per the nutrition facts on Mountain Mike's website, the pepperoni pizza has 4,858 calories. How many goons are you trying to feed?

e: Pike's Peak specialty pizza has 6,664 calories

I could easily smash this in 2 days

# ? Feb 6, 2024 05:42

HookedOnChthonics: Dec 5, 2015; Profoundly dull

Not a Children posted:

I make my own pizza but I often get lazy and buy a dough ball from the grocery for $2.50

If anyone has a good quick dough for pizza I'd appreciate it, the recipe I use calls for 8 hours of rising and that's just not doable on short notice

about 1 hr 30 from wanting pizza to having it:

390 g flour, 7 g yeast, like a tablespoon+ of salt, all in the food processor

run it, stream in 1/4 cup olive oil and 1 cup water. run the processor until a sticky ball forms

turn it out, knead for like a minute, maybe two, until it gets smooth and round

put in a covered bowl to proof. after like 45 mins, throw both of your cast irons in the oven, preheat as hot as it will go

after an hour, divide the dough ball in half and knead each half a little more until they too are smooth and round

when the oven has been at full temp for around 10 mins, press each dough ball into a round and then turn on the backs of your knuckles to spread it. or toss if you have good hand eye coordination. pull the cast irons out, dough in, toppings on, 8-10 minute bake depending on your oven.

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Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Jesus christ, 20" pizza has about 14 slices, per the nutrition facts on Mountain Mike's website, the pepperoni pizza has 4,858 calories. How many goons are you trying to feed?

e: Pike's Peak specialty pizza has 6,664 calories

I can vouch for Pike's Peak, it's an amazing pie

# ? Feb 6, 2024 06:12

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I think Colorado pizza is one of those regional variants, the crust is like 3-4 inches thick on the outside and they load it up with massive amounts of cheese and toppings

# ? Feb 6, 2024 06:15

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

The best part about pizza dough is that a) it gets better if you refrigerate it for a couple days before using it and b) even after that you can freeze it for months and then pull it out for when you want it with pretty much no noticeable drop in quality. Buy a roll of ziplock bags, a bag of flour, and a jar of yeast, and make like 10-12 dough balls out of it all. Fridge/freeze as needed, you'll have pizza dough for months off the back of one day's worth of actual work and the whole thing will cost you an order of magnitude less than eating out while also being tastier.

Also for sauce if you wanna be "lazy" just stock 28oz cans of crushed tomatoes and 6oz tomato paste. When you need sauce blend half a can of paste with a full can of crushed + some olive oil, salt, and Italian spices. If you like your sauce bright then spread it on the pizza as is, if you like something a little more robust drop it into a non-stick pan and cook on low for 10-15 minutes with constant stirring until it thickens up and takes on some roasty flavors.

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FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

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# ? Feb 6, 2024 06:18

Mandel Brotset: Jan 1, 2024

pizza is chuds

# ? Feb 6, 2024 06:18

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# ? Feb 6, 2024 06:20

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Hubbert posted:

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THANK YOU

# ? Feb 6, 2024 06:23

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Sydin posted:

Also for sauce if you wanna be "lazy" just stock 28oz cans of crushed tomatoes and 6oz tomato paste. When you need sauce blend half a can of paste with a full can of crushed + some olive oil, salt, and Italian spices. If you like your sauce bright then spread it on the pizza as is, if you like something a little more robust drop it into a non-stick pan and cook on low for 10-15 minutes with constant stirring until it thickens up and takes on some roasty flavors.

sauce is one of those that is easily to lazily make but imo you still want to low simmer with lid slightly askew for like an hr for best results. more time = better. my lazy sauce is a 16oz can of tomato sauce, 6oz can of tomato paste, like 1/2 cup of a red wine, 2t basil, 1t oregano, 1/2t garlic, 1/2t onion, 1t fennel seed, 1-2tbs honey, 1-2tbs olive oil, 1t red pepper flakes, plus another 1/2-1t+ salt to taste, then just simmer for an hour or so with lid slightly off and stirring so it doesnt clump. sometime adding some water or more wine.

Mandel Brotset posted:

pizza is chuds

thats right. im chud

# ? Feb 6, 2024 06:26

Mutant Headcrab: May 14, 2007

Xaris posted:

dominos is legit low-key the most american affordable-to-the-masses option out there right now. particularly always running constant coupons

lil caesars has simultaneously shrinkflated + skimpflated to such a degree that it's not even fit for the most cheap trash pizza even for the american masses

Little Caesar's used to be a guilty pleasure of mine. Pop in, drop five bucks, walk out with something close enough to a pizza. Now a pepperoni pizza there is nine bucks and (in the last year, in my region) they stopped doing Hot-and-Ready pizzas. There's literally no reason for me to go there anymore.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 06:46

cummunism420: Apr 21, 2022

Not a Children posted:

I make my own pizza but I often get lazy and buy a dough ball from the grocery for $2.50

If anyone has a good quick dough for pizza I'd appreciate it, the recipe I use calls for 8 hours of rising and that's just not doable on short notice

I use Bobby Flay�s recipe

3 1/2 to 4 cups bread flour, plus more for rolling
1 teaspoon sugar
1 envelope instant dry yeast
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 1/2 cups water, 110 degrees F
2 tablespoons olive oil, plus 2 teaspoons

Mix 3 cups flour with salt sugar and yeast, then add water and oil. as the dough ball mixes in your kitchenaid (buy one, peasant) add in the final cup of flour gradually as needed. mix for 5 minutes, then let rise 1 hour or until doubled in size. knead and let rise another 15 min, or don�t. roll out, add toppings and, my signature, brush the outer edge with honey and sprinkle with sesame seeds.

oh also I cut the salt in half. makes good stretchy dough, enough for two large pies

# ? Feb 6, 2024 07:03

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

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# ? Feb 6, 2024 09:13

3des these nuts: Nov 10, 2023

for real do post them

# ? Feb 6, 2024 09:14

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

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# ? Feb 6, 2024 09:16

maxwellhill: Jan 5, 2022

SKULL.GIF posted:

$50-$70 used to buy you Chrono Trigger which would last your kid 2 months if not longer unless they were a smart kid with an actual attention span and able to finish RPGs

Woke Mind Virus posted:

I could easily smash this in 2 days

# ? Feb 6, 2024 11:28

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Oh the gently caress are all of you?

# ? Feb 6, 2024 12:43

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SKULL.GIF posted:

$50-$70 used to buy you Chrono Trigger which would last your kid 2 months if not longer unless they were a smart kid with an actual attention span and able to finish RPGs

how about castlevania 2: simon's quest where you have no loving idea how to advance until the internet

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:04

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Not a Children posted:

I make my own pizza but I often get lazy and buy a dough ball from the grocery for $2.50

If anyone has a good quick dough for pizza I'd appreciate it, the recipe I use calls for 8 hours of rising and that's just not doable on short notice

quick rise yeast can get it all done under an hour

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:05

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shipping profits:

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:20

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

Lmao, of course

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:27

Gorson: Aug 29, 2014

Palladium posted:

how about castlevania 2: simon's quest where you have no loving idea how to advance until the internet

Sometimes we had to wait for the next issue of Nintendo Power.

Here's another blast from the past, they had by-the-minute phone services where you could call a nerd (I think even Nintendo had one). You would tell them the game you were playing and where you were stuck and they'd tell you how to get through. Not by looking it up or by asking someone else but because they were sitting there playing video games.

webcams for christ posted:

shipping profits:

but but costs or whatever

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:36

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

webcams for christ posted:

shipping profits:

Either prices keep going up or lots of companies start taking hits to quarterly and yearly profits which in turn makes the markets angry.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:38

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Literally 0 ways that much record profit is able to kept extracting lol

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:39

Gorson: Aug 29, 2014

Mr Hootington posted:

Literally 0 ways that much record profit is able to kept extracting lol

There's still copper wire in those ships

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:44

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what, yemen is a shipping companies proxy???

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:47

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Mr Hootington posted:

Literally 0 ways that much record profit is able to kept extracting lol

nature finds a way

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:50

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

RealityWarCriminal posted:

nature finds a way

Negative interest rates.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:52

OH MY BAD: Feb 5, 2024; by Pragmatica

Gorson posted:

There's still copper wire in those ships

and the price for that is only goin up up up !!!!

# ? Feb 6, 2024 14:41

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

3des these nuts posted:

for real do post them

Three of my rats died in 2023 due to getting old.

I still have three left but at least one of them is probably on her way out.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 15:05

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

https://www.post-gazette.com/busine...es/202402050138

quote:

Downtown Pittsburgh's Grant Building facing possible foreclosure because of loan defaults

A lender is seeking to foreclose against the owner of the historic Grant Building in Downtown and sell the property after a series of defaults, including the failure of a key tenant to renew or extend its lease in accordance with loan terms.

The legal action comes at a time when there has been growing concern about potential defaults in Downtown and elsewhere because of high office vacancy rates and hybrid work models triggered by the COVID-19 pandemic.

In the case of the Grant Building, at issue is a $38 million loan obtained by McKnight from Starwood Mortgage Capital in July 2017.

The complaint alleged that McKnight defaulted on the loan, prompting the lender to demand repayment of the full $37.7 million still owed. It cited as one �trigger event� the failure of building tenant Huntington National Bank to extend or renew its lease 12 months before the current expiration date next year for a term of at least five years and on �terms satisfactory to the noteholder in its reasonable discretion.�

Other factors triggering the loan default, according to the complaint, included McKnight�s failure to make loan debt service payments last August and September and the filing of three mechanics liens totaling $213,593 against McKnight by Zeus Construction Co. for work done at the building. Those filings are still pending in Common Pleas Court

Wilmington moved to foreclosure even though the overall occupancy of the Grant Building is 88%, according to the Newmark real estate firm.

We have to foreclose because of pandemic vacancies, also the building is 88% full

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud has issued a correction as of 15:26 on Feb 6, 2024

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Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Xaris posted:

dominos is legit low-key the most american affordable-to-the-masses option out there right now. particularly always running constant coupons

lil caesars has simultaneously shrinkflated + skimpflated to such a degree that it's not even fit for the most cheap trash pizza even for the american masses

Dominos' giant robot pizza dough factory is genuinely pretty nifty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEnDZcX3xc8

# ? Feb 6, 2024 15:28

Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

Dominos got one of those spider picker robots. I used to do robot manufacturing programming but never got to do an application with one of those and always wanted to.

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

webcams for christ posted:

shipping profits:

Actually obscene. I'm taken aback

# ? Feb 6, 2024 15:56

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