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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Mistaking pragmatism for defeatism explains a lot.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Mistaking pragmatism for defeatism explains a lot.

The opposite

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Vib Rib posted:

I dunno, I've seen "Adam too busy with SOME GIZMO to acknowledge God" plenty of times. He could easily be watching TikTok or playing a gameboy or reading Dungeons and Dragons books or whatever else.

Sure, but I still kind of like this take on The Creation of Adam in a purely visual sense, although it is one of the most recognizable works of art on the planet, so I'm guessing it's not the first time someone's done it even in that specific way.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



HootTheOwl posted:

The opposite

So when's the revolution starting.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
tbh I didn't notice

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

HootTheOwl posted:

The opposite

Oh OK

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

way ahead of you there, pal

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Neito posted:

No, it's not? It's an acknowledgement that there are near-term measures that can and should be implemented quicker while advocating for longer-term solutions. Nobody advocating harm reduction is saying "We get to this part and then stop"; it's not about giving up halfway and assuring yourself you did a good job.

It's basic first aid; you do what you can to minimize damage now, then get to the next level of care where something can be actually solved. If someone's shot in the leg, I can staunch the bleeding with a tourniquet, but nobody is under the illusion that the tourniquet is the solution, it's simply a stop-gap until I can get you to a hospital or at least a first responder.

That's the spherical cow core of the belief, yes, but somehow it keeps ending up at voting for Mussolini over Hitler. And voting for Mussolini isn't first aid at all, even if it technically is harm reduction; it's just beating people to death with a smaller hammer, like the comic portrays.

bonneria
Oct 11, 2019

Vib Rib posted:

I dunno, I've seen "Adam too busy with SOME GIZMO to acknowledge God" plenty of times. He could easily be watching TikTok or playing a gameboy or reading Dungeons and Dragons books or whatever else.

But he's also saying they will make you gay:

Romans 1

25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.

26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

SithDrummer
Jun 8, 2005
Hi Rocky!
Joke Nomination: Worst "A Nothing Happened"

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Xiahou Dun posted:

So when's the revolution starting.

Things can be made better without a revolution


It's true. When large shifts happen they had nothing to do with your pragmatic voting. You're taking the defeatist attitude that this is all you can achieve.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I don't think the hammer scenario in Lubchansky's cartoon ever happened, actually. It's some made up bullshit.

Bwee
Jul 1, 2005
Shut up about electoralism

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Byzantine posted:

That's the spherical cow core of the belief, yes, but somehow it keeps ending up at voting for Mussolini over Hitler. And voting for Mussolini isn't first aid at all, even if it technically is harm reduction; it's just beating people to death with a smaller hammer, like the comic portrays.

objection, metaphor crimes.

mussolini would be ron desantis: a fascist and close analogue to hitler from a southern peninsula who is viciously evil but also kind of lame.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ella Baron on the reopening of the Northern Ireland assembly – The first minister, Michelle O’Neill, and deputy first minister, Emma Little-Pengelly, have taken their seats in Stormont"

Telegraph:

Church aiding asylum claims on mass scale, say Patel and Braverman

Matt:

Paris votes to triple parking fees for out-of-town SUV drivers

Times:

Liz Truss says Britain is full of ‘secret Tories’ at PopCon event

Evening Standard:


Stephen Collins:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I read that as Big Tiddy at first

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Blower mad at churches offering sanctuary. Or maybe it's the roof repair he's against.

e: ^ Always have pictures of those for your guests

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nenonen posted:

I can't get everything that I want, so why should I ever vote or otherwise participate in society?

- me, a genius
-a genius

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Same as it ever was.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


I never knew the Super Bowl president interview was a thing. I know it has happened in the past, but it never seemed all that important or even interesting.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Last panel is a modern update of "Oops I forgot to tell a joke", what a gift

Austin S
Jul 2, 2005

Skios posted:


Tom Stiglich


Thank you for telling us you have the palate of a child, Tom.
At this point I think Stiglich himself qualifies for a Kelley's Nomination: Maddest Whitey as his last half dozen doodles have just been one childish, petulant tantrum after another. His Biden caricature may not have that Delonas-level gut-churning distortion but you can feel the seething rage behind it.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


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Majority Leader Chuck Schumer worked closely with Mitch McConnell to come up with a bill to solve the border crisis. “I have never worked more closely with (leader) McConnell on any piece of legislation as we did on this,” bragged Schumer.

As it turned out, the bill was a heaping, steaming pile of smelly garbage. McConnell knew it had no chance of passage, so he withdrew his support in order to work things out. Maybe he wants cleaner garbage. Even the Oklahoma RINO, Senator James Lankford, seemed to be equivocating over the bill he firmly supported just a while ago. Maybe he changed his mind because he was afraid of being run out of town on a Republican rail by his constituents.

The Democrat Party and their Uni-party RINO colleagues are a disgrace to the United States.

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WHY should we give other countries halfway around the world tens of billions of taxpayer dollars to help them control their borders as a condition to control our own? Why does Congress and the so-called President try use extortion to do what they should be doing all along? We’re treated as little kids as they dangle candy-like promises above our heads. We are forced to beg for the protection and liberties that should already be ours. “Who wants it?—a closed border if you support our bill that sends $60 billion more to Ukraine!” The outrageous thing is Biden should be ordering protection for the border RIGHT NOW. It’s his duty. He lyingly stated he could do nothing and it was up to Congress.

Our Founding Fathers would be ashamed of us — they would have watered Jefferson’s ‘Tree of Liberty’ long ago…but apparently we lack even tiny bit of their mettle. Instead we live in fear of losing our stuff—we might lose our jobs or our friends if we make a fuss!. Now it’s even more serious. We might go to jail. They certainly want Trump behind bars.

The unconstitutional bully known as the IRS, FBI, CIA, and other vile alphabet soup institutions are now the exclusive muscle for the Democrats and they whip up fear in those who don’t go along with the Democrat narrative. Remember a sanctimonious Biden shouting about how he would send thousands of new IRS agents to go after billionaires to get them to ‘pay their fair share?” (whatever that is). Nope, those IRS agents are coming after not billionaires nor even millionaires—they’re going after the middle class to finish crushing them. Those shut downs from their fake pandemic didn’t do enough, apparently.

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The Democrats have also weaponized our justice system. Just ask Trump—he’s going through it now. The lefties loved him before he ran for President. Now he’s treated as an arch-criminal. Complain about abortion centers or stolen elections and you could end up in a brutal prison for over 10 years! It’s happening now.

Patriots are not allowed in America anymore. If you’re white and a patriot, you’re called a white nationalist or ‘white supremacist.’ If you are black, you are called a ‘white supremacist.’ Patriots are considered terrorists—how in the hell did that happen? Noooo you are supposed to be a globalist now and in dire fear of ‘climate change,’ and worried about pronouns. Sickening.

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The Democrats and their RINO pals want to make sure anyone and everyone from anywhere around the world can easily stroll into our country where they will receive free money, food, education, medical care, and hotel accommodations. They can fly without ID and commit crimes without consequence. They are special because they are dreamers! They must get their dream fulfilled! At taxpayer expense, of course. Meanwhile, taxpayers will continue to be treated as if they were second class citizens.

The bill has little chance of passing. It’s hot garbage. They might go back and adjust and fiddle with it and transform it into cold garbage. It will still be garbage.

— Ben Garrison

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

quote:

Instead we live in fear of losing our stuff
Says the man who regularly shits his pants over "you will own nothing, and be happy." Guess it's the happy part he's scared of.

quote:

Complain about abortion centers or stolen elections and you could end up in a brutal prison for over 10 years! It’s happening now.
Just for complaining..?

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
Ben Garrison's works have become stale to me and my eyes just glaze over them now. All of his comics are identical and could likely be reiterated by AI forever now. Real zero effort crap.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They probably have been as part of some passive income side hustle life type gambit.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Guavanaut posted:

They probably have been as part of some passive income side hustle life type gambit.

Isn't the theory that Tina took over the comic without anyone saying anything?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Guavanaut posted:

Just for complaining..?

These days, yeah

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Yang Hengjun is the Australian writer who got a suspended death sentence in China. Foreign minister Penny Wong is Christopher Robin.

Le Lievre:


Rowe:

Coalition to wave through stage 3 tax cut changes (ABC). "Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has announced the Coalition will attempt to amend the bill but will not stand in the way if those amendments fail."

Wilcox:

The (Australian) ABC is showing Nemesis, a documentary about the Coalition governments of Abbott, Turnbull and Morrison where they talk about how they all hated each other.

Lethbridge:

Teen charged with murder of Ipswich grandmother Vyleen White at Redbank Plains Shopping Centre was on bail, police confirm (ABC).

Spooner:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Hey that weathervane is wrong.

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

Says the man who regularly shits his pants over "you will own nothing, and be happy." Guess it's the happy part he's scared of.

Just for complaining..?

I wish we lived in the world right-wingers are so terrified of. :smith:

Paingod556
Nov 8, 2011

Not a problem, sir

Murdstone posted:

Hey that weathervane is wrong.

Aus is in the southern hemisphere, so its reversed from what the north has

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

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I feel like the elephant by itself would have worked here.


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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The letters on the sign getting smaller as they run out of room is a very nice touch.

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May 29, 2010

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JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

That last panel sums up 90% of Drinky Duck comics

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Murdstone posted:

Hey that weathervane is wrong.

You're wrong

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: In Case of Emergency, Pretend Everything's Cool

Ted Rall posted:

Democrats warn that Trump threatens democracy itself. If that’s really true, why are they running such a weak candidate against him and refusing to hold primaries that serve as a crucible from which the strongest possible candidate can emerge?

First Dog on the Moon: The government is considering legislation on the 'right to disconnect' from work

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