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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

deoju posted:

Doing that with red wind seems like a good way to ruin your clothes, furniture, etc.

Yeah, and doing it with sherry sounds like a good way to gently caress up your sack

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cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

deoju posted:

Doing that with red wind seems like a good way to ruin your clothes, furniture, etc.

Generally you just need to heat up the neck of the bottle, which causes the trapped air in that section to expand and pop out the cork. Otherwise the liquid will just absorb the heat and expand at a much slower rate. This guy was just trying to look cool like anyone who sabers a bottle of champagne.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Flint_Paper posted:

Yeah, and doing it with sherry sounds like a good way to gently caress up your sack

haHA!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/gina-carano-sues-disney-mandalorian-firing-lawsuit-elon-musk-1235817466

Yeah we gotta really do something about TBIs

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Lol I'm actually afraid of the Disney legal team and I can't imagine how hosed Carano is trying to sue for wrongful termination as an at will employee. I hope they take her and Musk for billions

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Pedro Pascal has a trans sister and tried to explain to Carano that her statements were hurtful and she still did it so I would say she's just an rear end in a top hat.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Soul Dentist posted:

Lol I'm actually afraid of the Disney legal team and I can't imagine how hosed Carano is trying to sue for wrongful termination as an at will employee. I hope they take her and Musk for billions

Any money Musk has pledged isn't coming if he didn't give it up front. Any additional funds aren't coming.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


People really need to see what they submitted

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Inceltown posted:

People really need to see what they submitted



gently caress me sideways with a leafy pineapple

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

They should hire her back then have her character retire from being a bounty hunter or whatever and pursue her true passion of one of those people who dives through sewage looking for treasures people accidentally dropped down the space toilet.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Or give her a role policing new republic emergency medical protocols in the face of a galaxy-wide epidemic.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Inceltown posted:

People really need to see what they submitted



jesus christ what loving clowns

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I mean, he did try to make a giant X sign on the headquarters without bothering to get the permits and then had to spend a small fortune taking it right back down because he's a moron.

No poo poo. God drat I didn't even know that.

Poldarn posted:

Everyone who owns a Quest tried the porno the second they were alone in the house. And they only cost $800!

Porn is the weirdest god damned thing because it's so ubiquitous and drives so many parts of the engine of capitalism and innovation but no one ever really wants to talk about it and the people who did all the work behind it are largely social pariahs. Going back to the invention of paint, the camera and the internet the first or second thing someone did was to portray someone being naked but we collectively agree as a society that only weirdos would ever want to masturbate in private or have fantasies where they can safely explore and discover their sexuality.

BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Feb 7, 2024

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

BiggerBoat posted:

No poo poo. God drat I didn't even know that.

Porn is the weirdest god damned thing because it's so ubiquitous and drives so many parts of the engine of capitalism and innovation but no one ever really wants to talk about it and the people who did all the work behind it are largely social pariahs. Going back to the invention of paint, the camera and the internet the first or second thing someone did was to portray someone being naked but we collectively agree as a society that only weirdos would ever want to masturbate in private or have fantasies where they can safely explore and discover their sexuality.

Hey man they were just recreating famous paintings and sculptures, IT WAS ART! Not their fault those people were already naked :wink:

Also yeah, that dumb motherfucker basically built the world's shittiest floodlight, pointed it at a neighboring building, and hit Strobe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfZyMVranu8

Flint_Paper posted:

Yeah, and doing it with sherry sounds like a good way to gently caress up your sack

Only because I've been trying to make some old recipes from the Tasting History channel, iunderstoodthatreference.gif

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

Inceltown posted:

People really need to see what they submitted



dril posted:

"the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my poo poo"

https://twitter.com/dril/status/575121631846227968

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
There's generally a rule in tort law where it's up to the judges discretion, that it doesn't really matter whose technically at fault it's just "who's the biggest rear end in a top hat here"

Reading the first loving line of that you got yourself a loser

Like when Action Comics sued whoever owned Captain Marvel for ripping them off and the judge was like "gently caress off you don't have copyright on Superman anymore"

Or when McDonald's sued some Irish burger place a few years back for making a Big Mac, and the EU supreme court was all "gently caress off Big Mac is now free use in the EU", and European burger kings rebranded the whopper to "better than the Big Mac burger" or something for a little while

The Peccadillo has a new favorite as of 05:01 on Feb 7, 2024

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

Air Skwirl posted:

They already listed Drunk as a possible explanation.

Pretty sure 'Drunk' covers Russian, Australian, Scottish, Red Neck and Sport Fan.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

This thread used to be quality!

Nanni sends the following message: ‘When you came, you said to me as follows “I will give TITTIEKISSER69 (when he comes) fine quality posts.'”

You left then but you did not do what you promised me.

You put posts which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said “If you want to take them, take them, if you do not want to take them, go away!”

Fall Dog
Feb 24, 2009

Butterfly Valley posted:

I'd rather they got more weird with it like fly a 360° camera through the middle of a giant bacchanalian orgy where I can look around and see filth in every direction, come on VR porn directors use your imagination a bit

Google Skeet View.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Inceltown posted:

People really need to see what they submitted



I've never been to court, do judges love it when you get all whimsical and silly with court documents, or

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d

davidspackage posted:

I've never been to court, do judges love it when you get all whimsical and silly with court documents, or

There is space in pleadings for judicious understatement that if one is very careful may inspire a sensible chuckle quickly supressed.

Then there's whatever this is.

Rubberduke
Nov 24, 2015

BiggerBoat posted:


Porn is the weirdest god damned thing because it's so ubiquitous and drives so many parts of the engine of capitalism and innovation but no one ever really wants to talk about it and the people who did all the work behind it are largely social pariahs. Going back to the invention of paint, the camera and the internet the first or second thing someone did was to portray someone being naked but we collectively agree as a society that only weirdos would ever want to masturbate in private or have fantasies where they can safely explore and discover their sexuality.

So, would you say porn is the true awankgarde?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

davidspackage posted:

I've never been to court, do judges love it when you get all whimsical and silly with court documents, or

Judges love it.

If you ever find yourself in court, you should do stuff like that and report back to the thread.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Platystemon posted:

Judges love it.

If you ever find yourself in court, you should do stuff like that and report back to the thread.

*I enter the courtroom on rollerskates, hit the judge with a joy buzzer*

stratego
May 6, 2007


Bondematt posted:

Yeah, you want to heat the air, not the wine.

I thought it was going to be this, honestly, but I guess this is more OSHA thread than Shaden-thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcqVwMvGQtU&t=56s

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

So dumb

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Don't sign your posts

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

stratego posted:

I thought it was going to be this, honestly, but I guess this is more OSHA thread than Shaden-thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcqVwMvGQtU&t=56s

My uncle used to do this cool thing where he'd break a bottle's neck on something and just drink from the broken part. I always thought there would be glass shards that fell in that he couldn't see, that he was drinking.

If the bottle has a broken edge, I'm going to be fuckin paranoid that there are tiny shards of glass that fell in. Is not not possible?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Using port tongs lets you remove a cork without touching the cork itself. This is especially important if, for example, the cork is in a bottle of vintage port from eighty years ago, because the cork will also be eighty years old and made of bark. This means it will crumble at the drop of a hat, leaving sediment in the bottle and possibly contaminating the wine with a variety of taints. Using tongs cuts the whole problem off at the head.

E: Using tongs correctly will cleanly break the entire neck without shards, same as sabering champagne

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

credburn posted:

My uncle used to do this cool thing where he'd break a bottle's neck on something and just drink from the broken part. I always thought there would be glass shards that fell in that he couldn't see, that he was drinking.

If the bottle has a broken edge, I'm going to be fuckin paranoid that there are tiny shards of glass that fell in. Is not not possible?

The video you're quoting answers your question

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Bald Stalin posted:

The video you're quoting answers your question

Oh. I watched it but didn't listen :\

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Richard Pryor strikes again

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




What the hell caused that?!

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Definitely read this in the voice of Saul Goodman.

Samovar posted:

What the hell caused that?!

I believe there's a cable going across the road, and it catches on one of the cars going by.

SecretOfSteel
Apr 29, 2007

The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.

davidspackage posted:

I've never been to court, do judges love it when you get all whimsical and silly with court documents, or

I had a string of work emails recently from someone trying to solicit some work, something tangential to what I do and may be useful in the future, but the emails were twice as long as they needed to be and littered with lord of the rings references and I hated it. They kept emailing back but I hate that poo poo! I'm a professional with decades of experience and kids so I'm tired and I'm busy and I don't need your childish poo poo.

Brevity you fucker, brevity.

Also I hope Disney go all in, those lawyers are well paid and don't gently caress around.

SecretOfSteel has a new favorite as of 09:44 on Feb 7, 2024

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Samovar posted:

What the hell caused that?!
Physics mainly, but definitely with a little bad luck thrown in.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

SecretOfSteel posted:

I had a string of work emails recently from someone trying to solicit some work, something tangential to what I do and may be useful in the future, but the emails were twice as long as they needed to be and littered with lord of the rings references and I hated it. They kept emailing back but I hate that poo poo! I'm a professional with decades of experience and kids so I'm tired and I'm busy and I don't need your childish poo poo.

Brevity you fucker, brevity.

Also I hope Disney go all in, those lawyers are well paid and don't gently caress around.

gently caress me, I feel this post.

If you have something to send to me, go over it at least twice and cut out everything which doesn't need to be there. Then cut more.

Then put it in bullet points and cut it in half, again.

Then ask yourself, "Do I really need to send this at all?"

Then delete it.

Voila, perfect message length.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

davidspackage posted:

I've never been to court, do judges love it when you get all whimsical and silly with court documents, or

The judge tends to pro forma issue a pedicabo ego vos or irrumabo statement, and you take it from there.

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

gently caress me, I feel this post.

If you have something to send to me, go over it at least twice and cut out everything which doesn't need to be there. Then cut more.

Then put it in bullet points and cut it in half, again.

Then ask yourself, "Do I really need to send this at all?"

Then delete it.

Voila, perfect message length.

:hmmyes:

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