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Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Tigey posted:

She's been on ice all that time as she's the King's designated arse donor

With how inbred the aristocracy are it wouldn't surprise me if they could donate to each other very easily but Kate's an outsider isn't she? Good for genetic diversity but bad for spare parts.

Also regular enemas would explain the haemorrhoids or vice versa.

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Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Z the IVth posted:

With how inbred the aristocracy are it wouldn't surprise me if they could donate to each other very easily but Kate's an outsider isn't she? Good for genetic diversity but bad for spare parts.

Also regular enemas would explain the haemorrhoids or vice versa.

Is there still somebody called "The Groom Of The Stool" in the royal court or was it phased out when flush toilets became a thing?

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
He's called Andrew now.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Sire, your diarrhea is regal shade of red today.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
George III had purple poo poo

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


New Labour Green Policy is to spend £23.7B in total over the course of the next parliament.

Compared to their original pledge of £28B per year that's an 83% cut.

https://twitter.com/bethrigby/status/1755638375892066707?s=46

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/BitebackPub/status/1755531925983223895

:toot:

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY


Carefully placed cover text so I can't tell if she's wearing her sub necklace (she probably is).

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

i bet the actual book is not one quarter as thick as that

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

sinky posted:

He's called Andrew now.

He's Groom of the School

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TACD posted:

i bet the actual book is not one quarter as thick as that

I bet the book is very thick, actually.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


TACD posted:

i bet the actual book is not one quarter as thick as that

The author is four times as thick though

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://x.com/gbnews/status/1754957713333739810?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q

lol, he's doomed.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Top book has more complete balls on the cover.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

TACD posted:

i bet the actual book is not one quarter as thick as that

It's a little under 16mm.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Tesseraction posted:

Charles is getting his brain put in her body to escape the cancer.

don't be stupid :mad:

they are trying to transplant the goa'uld to a new host

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

TACD posted:

i bet the actual book is not one quarter as thick as that

Depends how many colouring pages are in it.


Lol at her stupid loving thicko dog face

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004





He’s really gonna full Steve Jobs it, incredible

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Lime Regent

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



To the surprise of absolutely no one:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/feb/08/labour-cuts-28bn-green-investment-pledge-by-half

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Tories commit an obvious own goal and are getting roasted.

Labour: Yes now is the time to drop an absolute clanger to distract from it. We're smart politicos.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I'd tell you that this has already been posted and discussed but I honestly can't be sure if they've re-announced and u-turned on the policy again since this morning.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




serious gaylord posted:

Tories commit an obvious own goal and are getting roasted.

Labour: Yes now is the time to drop an absolute clanger to distract from it. We're smart politicos.

And on the same day climate change bad news comes out, incredible

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
They could have avoided all this by the simple act of not putting a £ on it and just done some waffle about what % of GDP or whatever might be appropriate.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

serious gaylord posted:

Tories commit an obvious own goal and are getting roasted.

Labour: Yes now is the time to drop an absolute clanger to distract from it. We're smart politicos.

He's asking people to hold his beer so much it's probably gone warm by now



Just how he likes it

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Skarsnik posted:

And on the same day climate change bad news comes out, incredible

They literally couldnt have scripted a worse day for them to release it, to the point it had to have been threatened to get leaked.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Such a painful journey from desperately wanting Labour to succeed in the 2015-2019 period to loathing their existence and willing death to the party now.

Gwaint
Oct 22, 2010

"Music is the truth. Just listen..."
I remember when we briefly had a party that actually wanted to address the problems facing this country and help make life better for its citizens.

That was nice for a little while.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Gwaint posted:

I remember when we briefly had a party that actually wanted to address the problems facing this country and help make life better for its citizens.

That was nice for a little while.

Many of us mistakenly believed that we could vote our way to a better future, yes. We all understand now that the only way to improve our material conditions is through RUTHLESS COMMUNIST REVOLUTION voting even harder for the lesser of two evils.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1755624240064143705

It's just going to be business as usual with these cunts, with the only difference being who'll be the middle managers in charge of giving the rich money.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It'll be worse than business as usual if those lot are backing it because the tories aren't effective enough.

ConPop is a bad dude.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Half?

It's a sixth of the original total

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1755624240064143705

It's just going to be business as usual with these cunts, with the only difference being who'll be the middle managers in charge of giving the rich money.

Same guy.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The worst thing the Tories ever did was forever ruin Kiss Kiss

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Rarity posted:

The worst thing the Tories ever did was forever ruin Kiss Kiss

At least the original is untouched


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN4Rbc6HSPY

Unless that dude is an Erdogan stan or something

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Oh nothing,just idly imagining the apocalyptic firestorm that would have resulted if a couple of trans kids murdered a cis kid and explicitly said it was rooted in their hatred for the cis.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1755662826826297615

:allears:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ms Adequate posted:

Oh nothing,just idly imagining the apocalyptic firestorm that would have resulted if a couple of trans kids murdered a cis kid and explicitly said it was rooted in their hatred for the cis.
Has any stupid rear end in a top hat posited that one yet?

Not going to look but I recall after the Stephen Lawrence murder there was a surfeit of stupid cunts going on about "but the black gangs that murder white kids and what about"

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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I think these days everyone except the absolute hardcore headbangers seem to realise that black gang members pretty much only ever kill other black gang members, or random passers-by who look like black gang members.

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