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Most orange or purple cars I see look like trash, but I respect the individuality.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:You want to google neon yellow vinyl wrap, having it professionally done costs $2-3k Now why the hell would I want that shut up and hand over the god drat paint brush
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Because of the disability benefits restrictions on how many hours a week I can work, 2k is like three months of paychecks for me  a vehicle is not in my future. I can't afford the drat car note alone, nevermind insurance payments. But a man is allowed to dream.
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I was talking about the pro job. If I get a clown car I want it to look like a drat clown car ok?
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Antioch posted:The foreshadowing of the dude in the wheelchair is perfect. I was just going to say that. It's something you'd expect out of a film.
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Mister Speaker posted:Seems to me that if I owned something worth several thousand dollars that I continue to pay for on a weekly and annual basis, an object that I also require to get me to work every day, that I'd remember exactly where I left it at all times.  Zopotantor posted:In Germany that sign means "you are an rear end in a top hat". Yeah, I think also in a lot of Mediterranean countries. Luckily I don't live in any of those places 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:If I ever manage to get a vehicle that fuckin thing will be bright day-glo yellow. Every goddamn car around here is white, silver, gray, black, and every shade in between. I will inject some color into these motherfuckers lives whether they want it or not. I think more avg car buyers have seen enough articles/YouTube videos about how white and black colors have better resale value. Now you could probably find enough articles saying that isn't true but I know I saw enough saying that when I was car shopping 5 years ago.
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Feb 10, 2024 12:05
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Mauser posted:Love to associate my brand with the apartheid Twitter car and reckless behavior You don’t get it mannnnn. The memes will be there regardless, but when they make over the tops memes right out of the gate, it means there’s no ‘heightening escalator’ for months and the meme cycle dies on the vine thus shortening the ‘mockery tail’ Next comes death. Someone just needs to walk into the Grand Canyon or kill a family of four on the highway in the next week and nobody will care by April.
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Feb 10, 2024 13:16
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Malachite_Dragon posted:If I ever manage to get a vehicle that fuckin thing will be bright day-glo yellow. Every goddamn car around here is white, silver, gray, black, and every shade in between. I will inject some color into these motherfuckers lives whether they want it or not. The color of my car is called Triple Yellow and I love it. It’s hilarious, it’s impossible to lose in a parking lot. Scan across and it’s just boring white….grey….black….some shade of blue…..BAM yellow in your face.
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Feb 10, 2024 13:48
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Unperson_47 posted:OK, this one got me good. lmao This song singlehandedly made me realize I dont in the end of the day give a poo poo about lyrics as long as the music is good enough.
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Mister Speaker posted:How do you not remember where you parked your car? Is your brain full of lead residue? yes Edit: "Is your brain full of lead residue" would be good thread title caspergers has a new favorite as of 16:37 on Feb 10, 2024 |
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Shageletic posted:This song singlehandedly made me realize I dont in the end of the day give a poo poo about lyrics as long as the music is good enough. This is the way.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:19
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Malachite_Dragon posted:If I ever manage to get a vehicle that fuckin thing will be bright day-glo yellow. Every goddamn car around here is white, silver, gray, black, and every shade in between. I will inject some color into these motherfuckers lives whether they want it or not. I drive an Orange Thing and it is SO EASY to find in a parking lot when I come out of a store. 
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Feb 10, 2024 16:24
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I drive an Orange Thing and it is SO EASY to find in a parking lot when I come out of a store. Something that size you can see from loving space.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:36
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I just press my key fob at the parking lot and my car starts flashing red-blue lights. It has a distinctive siren sound as well, which also helps. Oh, and some decals.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:40
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Aramoro posted:Something that size you can see from loving space. The sad thing is at the time it was the smallest pickup you could buy in the US short of importing one of those little JDM farm buggies.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:49
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I just look for my Bernie 2020 bumper sticker  ... 
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Aramoro posted:Something that size you can see from loving space. Look man when you can't find your dick you have to make up in other areas
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Feb 10, 2024 16:52
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The guy in the wheelchair is thinking “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a long drop to the spine”
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I drive an Orange Thing and it is SO EASY to find in a parking lot when I come out of a store. I drove a black car for a decade then switched to a bright blue car, and this feature is more useful than I realized
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Feb 10, 2024 18:26
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Maybe I'm stupid, but... was the goal to cut the bottle?
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credburn posted:Maybe I'm stupid, but... was the goal to cut the bottle? Well, it worked.
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credburn posted:Maybe I'm stupid, but... was the goal to cut the bottle? I think the idea was to knock off the cap with that blunt knife
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The Russians just remembered where they parked
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credburn posted:What! Someone here called me out on it. So it's a-okay to use the a-okay sign again? it was only ever an issue for the terminally online, no one else knew or cared whatsoever edit: both late and beaten, oh well `Nemesis has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Feb 10, 2024 |
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credburn posted:Maybe I'm stupid, but... was the goal to cut the bottle? Yank the cap off with the knife but she wasn't holding the bottle very well so it launched instead.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I drive an Orange Thing and it is SO EASY to find in a parking lot when I come out of a store. That's not an Orange Thing. This is an Orange Thing: 
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Trabant posted:That's not an Orange Thing. There's a guy in my neighborhood who has one of these that he's perpetually working on in the driveway.
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Railing Kill posted:I just look for my Bernie 2020 bumper sticker Same
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devmd01 posted:The color of my car is called Triple Yellow and I love it. It’s hilarious, it’s impossible to lose in a parking lot. Scan across and it’s just boring white….grey….black….some shade of blue…..BAM yellow in your face.
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Bumblebee is only Double Yellow to put it in perspective
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I have photographic memory but only for parking. On October 7th 2009 I parked my car in a private spot designated for the editor of the newspaper that owned the building. I went to see a punk rock show. I do not remember the band. On the 12th of April 2013 I parked between a blue Dodge Caliber and a white Toyota Yaris. As as I was getting out of the car a teenager got into the Yaris and in doing so slammed his door into my car. It was no big deal as my car was already a jalopy. Currently my car is parked to the left of a broken down gray Hyundai Accent with no plates and two (2) flat tyres. I do not know the name of anyone I went to school with and I have forgotten my father's face. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 20:42 on Feb 10, 2024 |
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when I was a kid my family moved from the city to the suburbs - well, technically still the city, but less dense to the point where buying a car for family use made sense. I was six years old and my parents let me pick the color: seafoam green. we never lost that loving thing
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