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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

World War Mammories posted:

I was six years old and my parents let me pick the color

This is the way

We live in a walkable city so a car is extremely unnecessary but if we ever have to get one you bet your rear end the kids are going to pick the color

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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
https://i.imgur.com/JU2UY4c.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/7cp013A.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/8cQqfQz.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ZqFdtMm.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/aHf9NP5.mp4

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

I thought we agreed no deaths. Those shoes are miles away

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Just means they're in for a lot of sole searching.

stratego
May 6, 2007


The General posted:

Just means they're in for a lot of sole searching.

So that's how shoes get hung on power lines, huh.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Fishstick posted:

I thought we agreed no deaths. Those shoes are miles away

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



Good

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

World War Mammories posted:

when I was a kid my family moved from the city to the suburbs - well, technically still the city, but less dense to the point where buying a car for family use made sense. I was six years old and my parents let me pick the color: seafoam green. we never lost that loving thing

My daughter picked the colour of my car when she was 7, and it’s a nice dark blue that I like so much that I dyed my forelock to match.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/KAzFBTl.mp4

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Excellent pacing.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Shageletic posted:

This song singlehandedly made me realize I dont in the end of the day give a poo poo about lyrics as long as the music is good enough.

Acacia strain convinced me otherwise.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

a sexual elk posted:

Na na na na na na na na Faaaatmaaaan.

What do you want?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1756327412428570966?t=E7fuJxmbMFZRmaX_NNvzvw&s=19

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



How did you get footage of me talking to my 5 year old

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Someone once described owning a parrot/cockatiel as living with a toddler that can live for 80 years and has pliers for one hand and a can opener for the other.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Add in only worshipping the god of chaos and you got it perfect.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

There's a computer security journalist named Brian Krebs. There is also a website for criminals to buy and sell stuff like stolen credit card numbers, which for some reason calls itself Brian's Club and uses his likeness.

There are also some criminals who get scammed trying to use the website for scammers. And some of them send complaints to Brian Krebs thinking it really is his site and he can help them out.

https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/111884589937196189
https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/111908401153387267

I think this is extremely funny.

szary
Mar 12, 2014

gbut posted:

I just press my key fob at the parking lot and my car starts flashing red-blue lights. It has a distinctive siren sound as well, which also helps. Oh, and some decals.

:cumpolice:

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Hyperlynx posted:

There's a computer security journalist named Brian Krebs. There is also a website for criminals to buy and sell stuff like stolen credit card numbers, which for some reason calls itself Brian's Club and uses his likeness.

There are also some criminals who get scammed trying to use the website for scammers. And some of them send complaints to Brian Krebs thinking it really is his site and he can help them out.

https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/111884589937196189
https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/111908401153387267

I think this is extremely funny.

:lmao:

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I drive an Orange Thing and it is SO EASY to find in a parking lot when I come out of a store.



That is very presidential colour.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

How did you get footage of me talking to my 5 year old

:same:

My son is 3. I have an older child. I am just counting the days until he is, I dunno, 30 7?

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

I was about to complain that there's no schad here, but the ending was a positive surprise.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

You want to google neon yellow vinyl wrap, having it professionally done costs $2-3k

If you're going for a wrap, get one of these patterns where it looks like it's moving all the time:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Just perfect.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011



Am I being a huge dumb dumb or did the cop pull out into the intersection on a red light


*edit* ah I thought the other car had a yellow but it's red and the colors on the video are hosed up?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
They do appear yellow... but they are the topmost lights so...

I bet you could make that argument in court. Your Honor, if you'll look here on page 205 of the Schadenfreude thread...

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

They're red because they turn to green during the video.

carrionman
Oct 30, 2010

Fishstick posted:

I thought we agreed no deaths. Those shoes are miles away

Seriously, how do shoes just... fly off like that? Especially since they look like they go over ankle

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Rope very stiff, improperly tied in; ow

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

carrionman posted:

Seriously, how do shoes just... fly off like that? Especially since they look like they go over ankle

This wouldn't have happened if she had worn footwraps.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Basticle posted:

Am I being a huge dumb dumb or did the cop pull out into the intersection on a red light


*edit* ah I thought the other car had a yellow but it's red and the colors on the video are hosed up?

I'm colourblind and this would never be a problem. It's on top where the redlight is.

A horizontal light could be an issue though... But I assume red on the left.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The General posted:

A horizontal light could be an issue though... But I assume red on the left.

Except in United States where there is red on the right, blue in the middle and then a tiny spec of red on the left.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Basticle posted:

Am I being a huge dumb dumb or did the cop pull out into the intersection on a red light


*edit* ah I thought the other car had a yellow but it's red and the colors on the video are hosed up?

The lights facing the camera are red, we can't see the cop's lights but if the cross direction is red we would assume he has green.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

The Soviets just used stop signs

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



madmatt112 posted:

The Soviets just used stop signs
You can't park there, tovarish.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Youtube recommendations today were kind enough to remind me of a classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPUL2SQ77uQ

The latest video on the channel is from just 6 months ago. After all these years, that bridge still keeps eating trucks :allears:

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Dragonwagon posted:

Youtube recommendations today were kind enough to remind me of a classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPUL2SQ77uQ

The latest video on the channel is from just 6 months ago. After all these years, that bridge still keeps eating trucks :allears:

They even went so far as to implement a huge warning sign and a long red light that turns on if a vehicle is overheight. It still happens sometimes.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
They should put a mirror angled so that the driver can see that oopsie, my trailer's not gonna fit.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



they raised the bridge. still can't believe its possible

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