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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

History Comes Inside! posted:

The funniest option would be Jade’s popping open early like when it happened to Mark Henry

She just goes into the T pose like a crashed video game character.

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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jade do NOT punch the limousine window with your bare hands

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

MassRafTer posted:

Latest seems to be they think she is actually bad and needs more training which is very funny given some of the matches they put on TV.

extremely lol

she's not a genius in the ring but she's athletically sound and has demonstrated basic competency and carriability

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

maybe if they keep making jade disappear for months at a time each time she comes out and we remember she still works there it will be a special event to see her

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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tony taught her to wrestle wrong

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They trained her wrong on purpose, as a joke

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
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Tony knew that she would one day go to WWE, so he had DBry deliberately train her wrong, to sabotage her push there

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
The future of wrestling is for every wrestler to be a special attraction and they are brought in and made a big deal out of

TKO has reinvented the territory system, cry about it, nerds

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

I mean she might win the Elimination Chamber, but you can take a loss in there and be protected, they’ve done it plenty of times.

Should be a great match, WWE women’s division always has fun war games matches and I enjoyed the last women’s chamber.

I love Jade too but we don't need to enable her by acting like this. Tough time for the Cody and Jade lovers but please have some dignity, making me look bad

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
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Jade's gonna make a big impression on the WWE Universe, by losing in her first two high-profile matches

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sydney Bottocks posted:

Jade's gonna make a big impression on the WWE Universe, by losing in her first two high-profile matches

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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she's gotta pay her dues, jack

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Imagine if after hiring Goldberg they went "ahh poo poo actually he's all hosed up and bad" and then had him lose. Also instead of being a weird ugly man with no charisma he's hot and can own any camera he's in front of. Smart company that just keeps making better decisions.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

she's gotta pay her dues, jack

punk has been giving her the starbucks cards so she can run out and get coffee for the main roster women.

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Jade will be in for like a minute, do a power move or two, then get the "everyone hits their finisher and dog pile pins the monster" elimination.

Also somebody is going to get seriously injured in that match.

Also also gently caress WWE.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

lol just realized Andrade isn't even in the Elimination Chamber qualifiers

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It took years for Goldberg to recover from what HHH did to him, and he at least waited a little bit to do that to him instead of trusting his gut and treating him like that from the start

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
how well can jade work the hard camera?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

DEAR RICHARD posted:

how well can jade work the hard camera?

It's in Australia so everything is backwards

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
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Dango Bango posted:

It's in Australia so everything is backwards

Jade gonna tweet "Whyyy wait for my BIG check to clear when I can just wrestle"

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
I mean, she worked exactly the same in the rumble, like she walked off Aew that day.

She learned how to thrust kick, but that's about it.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!




holy poo poo

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

:perfect:

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

genuine lol

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


The Anno-y-ing Family

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006


lmfao

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


lmfao

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

wow charity porno is banned and an epic rereg guy

Cavauro posted:

me and Charity Porno are bubbies. we always hang out together and go posting

That DICK! fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Feb 11, 2024

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


lol

Falconer
Dec 7, 2003

Did you know, I was THE MOON once!

Yes! You see, one night it turned out the moon had been STOLEN!

The animal people asked ME to take its place as I am so WISE and BRILLIANT!!

...gosh

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004





lol

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weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




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