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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Elephanthead posted:

It is 1000 times less boring

The way I explain it to people in the UK who would see what you say and get confused as it takes 200 hours for a game. This is designed around having time for piss breaks, poo poo breaks, getting food, and then you have about 10-15 seconds of strategy and people dangerously running into each other.

Soccer, to use the name as away here, is exciting however it depends on the game where sometimes it isn’t, but a lot of stuff to look at for 45 minutes and then a cup of tea then 45 minutes more.

I tell you this much, much better for poo poo posting here.

Oh and DEADPOOL!!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coldforge posted:

Go Niners, do good things and win.
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
seriously? you're not gonna show hugh jackman's face in the costume in the super bowl spot?

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

CapnAndy posted:

seriously? you're not gonna show hugh jackman's face in the costume in the super bowl spot?

Gotta get clicks!

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

the clock during the pregame was clearly counting down to 6:40

That's acceptable for the super bowl.

Nobody's as good as baseball about it, hockey is pretty egregious.

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Chillmatic posted:

it is 1992

I am waiting for the superbowl to begin

My most watched VHS growing up was a poor signal recording of the 1994 Super Bowl.

It was not a good game, and forever solidified the Bills as losers in my mind.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 every ad was bad except for that one tearjerker and one with the dog which may have been the same ad


saving everyone time

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

CapnAndy posted:

seriously? you're not gonna show hugh jackman's face in the costume in the super bowl spot?

Do you know if Deadpool 3 is tied to the MCU this time, or still its own self contained universe?

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RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

FistEnergy posted:

gronk with a wet fart, what a waste of 15 seconds of my life

I think it's funny that they built this up over the past month and then they only managed to squeeze in about 10-15 seconds of the kick before unceremoniously going right back to the stadium.

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

 gently caress the fact that this is our choices

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Mazer
Feb 22, 2002

 Did anyone else just get a really long anti hotflash meds ad?

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Go Niners

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Mazer posted:

Did anyone else just get a really long anti hotflash meds ad?

Yes 🙌

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
bird teams

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

Mazer posted:

Did anyone else just get a really long anti hotflash meds ad?
Yep, Super Bowl!!

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Mazer posted:

Did anyone else just get a really long anti hotflash meds ad?

Yep!

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

 Even if the 49ers ended ur season imagine wanting the chiefs to win

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 why did bird teams ad amuse me

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

seriously? you're not gonna show hugh jackman's face in the costume in the super bowl spot?

It was a trailer for the trailer, dumbass.

(I hate how bad this poo poo has gotten.)

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Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

 Does paramount plus have the nickelodeon broadcast?

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NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Mazer posted:

Did anyone else just get a really long anti hotflash meds ad?

Same here. They're really branching out with ads this year eh

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
It is the year of our Lord 1749

I find myself in eager anticipation for the commencement of the superbowl.

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Mazer posted:

Did anyone else just get a really long anti hotflash meds ad?

Imaging spending 10 million dollars to advertise your hot flashes med

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Is a jet a bird?

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
does this usually start so late

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I said come in! posted:

Do you know if Deadpool 3 is tied to the MCU this time, or still its own self contained universe?
nobody does, speculation ranges from "this will bring the x-men etc in" to "deadpool will kill all the x-men universe because lol why not"

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 I like the birdgang commercial

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
okay bird teams ad was funny

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

 Lol disney cost cutting by not paying for a full trailer ad

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Vertical Lime posted:

why did bird teams ad amuse me

It was an appropriate level of stupid

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 That Sunday Ticket commercial is the best Super Bowl ad I can remember in some time

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Anals of History posted:

That Sunday Ticket commercial is the best Super Bowl ad I can remember in some time

Wat

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

 I’m watching on Paramount+ so I expect the ads to be especially stupid if they are different from what other broadcasts are showing.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

corn on the cop posted:

does this usually start so late

Yes

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Oh, it's started?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Scarabrae posted:

Lol disney cost cutting by not paying for a full trailer ad

It’s 7 million for 30 seconds

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 personally i wish they would not show gambling ads during sports because that is blatantly taking advantage of gambling addicts and i disagree with that fundamentally but what do i know im not a multimillion dollar ad buy sponsor like DRAFTKINGS

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I join in the approval of a commercial for the concept of bird teams.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



 gently caress the niners go chiefs

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smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Mazer posted:

Did anyone else just get a really long anti hotflash meds ad?

Gyoza!

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