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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Obvious holds

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Thaddius the Large posted:

So the Jesus analogues were the cop and the cowboy and the antiabortion activist and the blond lady, and the leper analogue were the black guy, the Native American, the pregnant teen, and the punk girl?

Evangelicals tend to not be terribly subtle

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 holding :/

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theCops
Aug 13, 2004
 jesus commercials aside, this game will have a ton of big defensive plays i'm sure

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish

CapnAndy posted:

zero, it's hobby lobby money so it'd go to trump otherwise


gently caress slobby knobby

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Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
 Hopefully they’ll flag chiefs for their holds too

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smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Tears of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Mad Max: Planet of the Apes

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Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/rollingstone/status/1756752485606199654?s=46

They really should have been hammered more harshly for funding ISIS via art theft/smuggling.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Thermos H Christ posted:

How much damage could the Hobby Lobby people have done with that money instead of making an AI feet commercial?

they could have bought and destroyed more historical relics so the taliban couldn't destroy them

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 2nd and 27 drat

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

smackfu posted:

Mad Max: Planet of the Apes
I am excited to watch Immortan Ape

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 Another Purdy highlight wiped by penalty.

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Second and 27, wonderful

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kirios posted:

I just remembered that Trey Lance is an all time bust.

I think he would have gotten another chance but they had no idea what they had in Purdy until he had to play. And now he's just buried beneath the earth on the Cowboys.

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
That was a good call, but yeah, they’d better call that against the Chiefs, too.

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 chiefs cant have penalties called against them this is known

if you look too hard at mahomes you get a roughing the passer

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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did not peg this as a defensive slugfest yet

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
it'd be cool if this ended as a 0-0 tie

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
welp that was ugly

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 show her

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Dpulex
Feb 26, 2013

Syntaxed posted:

Hopefully they’ll flag chiefs for their holds too

I thought Taylor fixed the game though

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 Great footwork by Christian there.

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 what the gently caress??? how do you false start your own pre-punt play? settle tf down

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

it'd be cool if this ended as a 0-0 tie

That’s the cool thing, it can’t!

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theCops
Aug 13, 2004
 mesh routes by SF probably a great call most of the time at this point of the game.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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that was a stupid runback

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
deebo is so wiggly

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Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

I am excited to watch Immortan Ape

That's exactly what I thought with that "It's a wonderful day" chant

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I’m glad we got the crew that Cala the most penalty’s

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Shindragon posted:

welp that was ugly

20 yards helps the field position at least

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

hobbesmaster posted:

That’s the cool thing, it can’t!
let me have my dream

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 :flag:

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
You better call loving holding on the chiefs then

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Richey James aka the songwriter for the manic street preachers

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Romo already in midseason "talking to the audience like he's in an appointment with his therapist" form

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
 More penalties than points in the game, good stuff.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Hell of a punt

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Shindragon posted:

You better call loving holding on the chiefs then

Nope nfl is rigged

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

 I hope Jesus is an rear end man this commercial break.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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ok I liked Ron and April

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