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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Jen X posted:

Did you not watch the Rams/Patriots trip to hell

This is just as bad

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Did Shanahan lose all the run plays?

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BigSexyWitGlasses
Nov 1, 2009

the popes toes posted:

Romo seems happy to wash Mahomes' feet.

Jesus washed feet.

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH

duck.exe posted:

show us the streaker CBS you COWARDS

Isn't this like the 20th anniversary of the Janet Jackson boob shot?

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 kicking and punts: the super bowl story

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

post hole digger posted:

This game sucks rear end lol

The only redeeming quality will be if the Niners win.

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SgtMongoose
Feb 10, 2007

 Wonder what Volkswagon was up to back in the 30's and 40's. Eh, probably not important.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 I feel like they left out apart of VW's history. :thunk:

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
What kind of punk-rear end streaker wears pants?

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temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/JeffSyptak/status/1756864043279851827

Whatever cause I support it

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Something something Nazi car, something something emissions scandal.

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Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Jen X posted:

Did you not watch the Rams/Patriots trip to hell

Worst SB ever

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 If that topless streaker was a man he should be executed. What are you even doing

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 Neil Diamond songs now

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
id buzz has been coming this year for like three years now

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

CBJSprague24 posted:

Gonna need the Kevin Harlan streaker call ASAP

i just heard it on a heavily delayed radio stream

it was nothing :/

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If Kyle doesn't run the ball he should be fired imo.

At the very least he does not loving deserve to win a Super Bowl, the stupid loving coward bitch.

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

 https://x.com/SamZComedy/status/1756864584575545806?s=20

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theCops
Aug 13, 2004

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Oh thankgod it's not a jesus commercial

look we just want to talk about your god drat warranty

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Truther Vandross posted:

If the ball hits that camera in the center of the crossbar is it ruled good?

probably not if tripping over a ref stands

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Saul Kain
Dec 5, 2018

Lately it occurs to me,

what a long, strange trip it's been.

Stealth Tiger posted:

how did Patrick react to the streaker on the field?

He shrugged pinkishly

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vertical Lime posted:

i just heard it on a heavily delayed radio stream

it was nothing :/

Aw drat.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Solid joke

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Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/JeffSyptak/status/1756864043279851827

a shirtless man hardly counts as a streaker, weak

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Will CMC get the ball in any capacity this drive

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

de curry GOAT posted:

Neil Diamond songs now

A lot of these commercials are featuring 40-50 year old songs

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Listen, John Krasinski. Try as you might, you're typecast as Jim in my brain and can never be anything else.

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Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.

 SOY BOMB

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theCops
Aug 13, 2004
 I kinda want SF to win at this point, ngl.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Mister Bates posted:

a shirtless man hardly counts as a streaker, weak

this barely counts as a Super Bowl game so

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Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Mister Bates posted:

a shirtless man hardly counts as a streaker, weak

Even the streaker this year has been poor

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

de curry GOAT posted:

Neil Diamond songs now

Always welcome

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I thought that was a dumb move but drat

Butker is one of the better kickers in the NFL, especially in the playoffs, so not a bad bet to gamble on.

That kick might win the Chiefs the game, especially if Kyle still plays like a loving coward.

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 deebo back!

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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
What in the Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends was that?

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Did Shanahan lose all the run plays?

They don't work in the second half

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Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.

Nodoze posted:

Will CMC get the ball in any capacity this drive

He just did are you happy?

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Jim Nance and Romo both senile

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 Deebo!

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal

CBJSprague24 posted:

Listen, John Krasinski. Try as you might, you're typecast as Jim in my brain and can never be anything else.

Literally doing The Office joke where Randall Park played him, man

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