Super Bowl 58 GDT

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Mega64 posted:

So 49ers should look good to win this, but it's the 49ers so...

...

...gently caress IT VOTE FOR SUPER BOWL MVP JUAUN JENNINGS GO 49ERS WIN THIS poo poo

absolute cowards for restricting you to voting for the actual rosters

SPHERE

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

winter.mute posted:

I'd rather see a hot woman's luxury box than an old owner's wrinkled rear end in a top hat

Robert Kraft will pay you good money to look at his rear end in a top hat

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

dirty shrimp money posted:

Budweiser must really be bleeding to haul out all the ol tropes

Time to bring back waaaaazzzzzzup

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

I think that guy driving the horses played a klansman on Curb.

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Corzaa: Aug 1, 2006

DOINK

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Did paramount+ die or what

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TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

DOINK CAM TIME

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

doink

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Silly Burrito posted:

Robert Kraft will pay you good money to look at his rear end in a top hat

he gets $20 tugjobs lmao

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Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

i feel like every gdt i've posted in this year i've just repeated 'run the loving ball' regardless of the teams involved

nice to know it's not just the eagles who gently caress that up, i guess

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I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

doink lol

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CaptainCrunch: Mar 19, 2006; droppin Hamiltons!

Are you ready for TRACKER?

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Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Mad that that�s the doink we get

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Someone's been listening to Romo

Since I was a small child

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

DOINK CAM TIME

where the gently caress is it

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duck.exe: Apr 14, 2012; Nap Ghost

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I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Google Butt posted:

Did paramount+ die or what

I wish but no the broadcast is still going for me.

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Freaquency posted:

Mad that that’s the doink we get

Oh there's still time

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papersack: Jul 27, 2003

Butker for mvp

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

dirty shrimp money posted:

Budweiser must really be bleeding to haul out all the ol tropes

Am I remembering right that they took some beer to the White House one time and they've been running that into the ground for years?

:doink:

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Jennings!

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Doink on the kickoff should be worth poonts

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Technowrite posted:

The fact that Patrick Star keeps making fun of �special� teams every time should tell you a lot about this game.

The last time Patrick Star made fun of a special football player was "That's not what he wanted to cook!"

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Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

mvp

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kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Comfortador posted:

Taylor Swift buying the Chiefs?

If you see the girl that�s inheriting the Chiefs. It�s not that far off.

Gracie Hunt

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I have liked both teams being like 'gently caress it, kick it out of the end zone' on kickoffs. That always seems like the right move to me, screw hanging it up and playing coverage most of the time.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

don�t score too soon

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Elendil004: Mar 22, 2003; The prognosis
is not good.

Tracker for Superbowl MVP?

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Hear me out:

Jennings - Super Bowl MVP?

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ok, Niners. Five minute drive here...is still probably too much timrle for Pat.

Freaquency posted:

Mad that that’s the doink we get

There's still time.

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Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

Big Dong Jajuan

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MagusDraco: Nov 11, 2011; even speedwagon was trolled

Yeah Jennings gotta be the mvp

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Put the team on his fuckin back

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

JENNINGS

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Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

imo best superbowl yet

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

AndrewP posted:

Put the team on his fuckin back

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