Super Bowl 58 GDT

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Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Scripted rear end bullshit.

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:42

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Just separated the DB's shoulder too lol

# ? Feb 12, 2024 04:13

Shoenin: May 29, 2013; Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Playing Crisis City from Sonic Generations.
Both versions.

Very appropriate

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Komet: Apr 4, 2003

gently caress

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sombrero: Oct 1, 2007

MVP Kelce proposes to Taylor Swift, not scripted

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

What is this defense

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Google Butt posted:

I'm going to go take a poo poo

what a coincidence, so is the SF defense

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Asleep Style: Oct 20, 2010

the permutations I see before me... you could never understand

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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

The only good thing about this drive is Patrick and Spongebob having panic attacks and that's pretty loving marginal

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Urrrghhh

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post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

sombrero posted:

MVP Kelce proposes to Taylor Swift, not scripted

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What is this defense

Greenlaw probably helps there

# ? Feb 12, 2024 04:14

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

"Kelce broke free like Mrs. Puff getting out of jail"

# ? Feb 12, 2024 04:14

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Cthulu Carl posted:

The only good thing about this drive is Patrick and Spongebob having panic attacks and that's pretty loving marginal

They've carried this entire game for me

# ? Feb 12, 2024 04:14

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

It's almost like Travis Kelce is pne of the best TEs in the game...

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pat pick pleaae.

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post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Asleep Style posted:

the permutations I see before me... you could never understand

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Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

I'll be surprised if they don't get a TD

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

That's a collarbone

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Such bullshit

Imagine how fun a Detroit Baltimore SB would've been

# ? Feb 12, 2024 04:14

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

lol of course

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Cimber: Feb 3, 2014

lets see a Malcom Butler style interception

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What is defense?

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pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Asleep Style posted:

the permutations I see before me... you could never understand

Romo: �within cells interlinked�

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

center is on the niners payroll

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

christ

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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

JT Jag posted:

They've carried this entire game for me

I think for me it's been the Saga of Squidward

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

bonus super bowl

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Stealth Tiger: Nov 14, 2009

i don' t think romo knows what permutations means

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chamois: Oct 24, 2010

throw the flag

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Time for more football

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

what if he misses. as a bit

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Corzaa: Aug 1, 2006

Is Icing the kicker just out?

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I'll smoke some dick if he misses this somehow

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Cimber: Feb 3, 2014

FUUUUUCK

# ? Feb 12, 2024 04:15

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

# ? Feb 12, 2024 04:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.