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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Tremendous short-call drive.

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

 The entire AFC's gonna have to wait out another dynasty

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH


 best super bowl ever

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 That all out blitz lost the game

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
dear the entire AFC:

gently caress this team up next year tia

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

 I'm ready for my mega vaxx

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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011

kiimo posted:

I take back the 900,000 bad things I ever said about Mecole Hardman

I was thinking the same thing lmao

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
That was a fun Super Bowl. :woop:

Grats Chiefs fans, Mahomes is a treat to watch.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Did I just hear the 49ers got Corndogged???

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

SirPablo posted:

Shook

gently caress you gently caress gently caress you and gently caress you

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

 corn dog?

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Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

a sexual elk posted:

Well least the chuds will be mad

not the ones that tomahawk chop at arrowhead or in their double wide in Lee's Summit :lowtax:

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 LMAO

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


 It is 2020. I am watching the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl.

It is 2024. I am watching the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 Taylor Swift wins her first Super bowl

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Lions would have won

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 The internet is going to melt the gently caress down.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
PATRICK MAHOMES NVP

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 nice loving super bowl you drat bitch

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

lol purdy :(

those sad shots with the confetti flying are always hilarious

Agreed.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Shindragon posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP oval office rear end BITCH MOTHERFUCKER


gently caress YOU

gently caress YOU AND YOUR STUPID loving TEAM

Lol babby needs his timeout

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 started his season as a jet

:smithicide:

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 Corndog ftw.

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The337th
Mar 30, 2011


 Kyle Shanahan stop a dynasty challenge: Impossible

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Hey remember when the Bears could've drafted Mahomes

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Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
We were a few seconds away from the CBS thing.

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Good weird game.
Clownball saved how bad both teams were playing early on then became good.
Shame 49ers lost to Chefs again.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

hobbesmaster posted:

This is why the refs say it’s the start of a new game. This is the first quarter so there is no 2 minute warning. There would be one in “double” OT however and then there would be a halftime at 0.

Anyways: 3s away from double OT! They kept close to the script and Kelce almost got the game winning TD so all in all a good sell from everyone involved!

By sharing this forbidden knowledge you've doomed us all

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 nvm

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
one more leverage for the road

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 Lmao all the sad Niners in confetti

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Man Houston sports has problems but at least I don’t have to justify my team being massive racists every time they’re show on national TV.

Tremendously appreciative of that.

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Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
lol remember when they missed an extra point

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Kyle Shanahan lmfao enjoy your wall of silver medals

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Cavauro posted:

nice loving super bowl you drat bitch

Watching sf get turbofucked is always funny

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
the chiefs blitzing killed purdy, the niners blitzing killed the niners

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

a sexual elk posted:

Well least the chuds will be mad

i don't think the chuds could have really claimed SF was their team as much as they tried

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

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The337th
Mar 30, 2011

raditts posted:

It is 2020. I am watching the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl.

It is 2024. I am watching the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl.
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