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DTurtle posted:because of the Wirtschaft and Wohlstand. It's practically (intentionally or not) a right wing taking point, if you consider what "die Wirtschaft" finds immigrants most useful for: keeping wages low for everyone and shifting the blame for the low wages onto those same immigrants.
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If you're an FDP speaker at a democracy/gegen rechts protest and you don't get booed off stage and pelted with rotten apples and tomatoes you can probably mark that down as a solid win for you and yours.
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Feb 12, 2024 13:38
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I used to think that the FDP is like 70% corruption and 30% ideology, but these days it seems more the other way around. These motherfuckers aren't even able to pragmatically play the game and keep a low profile while funneling money to their donors, they just instantly show their entire rear end and guarantee they won't get anywhere near power for another 8+ years
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My Lovely Horse posted:If you're an FDP speaker at a democracy/gegen rechts protest and you don't get booed off stage and pelted with rotten apples and tomatoes you can probably mark that down as a solid win for you and yours. Perestroika posted:I used to think that the FDP is like 70% corruption and 30% ideology, but these days it seems more the other way around. These motherfuckers aren't even able to pragmatically play the game and keep a low profile while funneling money to their donors, they just instantly show their entire rear end and guarantee they won't get anywhere near power for another 8+ years DTurtle fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Feb 12, 2024 |
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Feb 12, 2024 13:52
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quote:Auf einer Karnevalsparty am Wochenende hat mich (M) ein Mädel immer mal wieder angeguckt bis sie zu mir gekommen ist und mir gesagt hat, ich würde so aussehen als wäre ich im öffentlichen Dienst.  
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Feb 12, 2024 15:54
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Well, he looks like ÖD, he writes like ÖD, so at least he seems perfect for the ÖD
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Feb 12, 2024 16:29
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"lol what a loser" - me, the chad angestellter in der privatwirtschaft
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Feb 12, 2024 16:34
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From what I understand, ÖD Angestellte look like they spent their Studienjahre in Hof. Welk, gray, haunted.
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Feb 12, 2024 16:41
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Libluini posted:Well, he looks like ÖD, he writes like ÖD, so at least he seems perfect for the ÖD This is extremely funny to me because i always see öD turned 90 degrees as a duck looking back
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Feb 12, 2024 16:49
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I thought this would end with "Since we both looked liked ÖD we should meet and compare our forms 24 A, please text me if you read this? Only it ended even more bland.
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Feb 12, 2024 17:41
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Cockblocking yourself for absolutely no reason is such a öD move
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quote:Haben uns kurz unterhalten, hat mir erzählt wo sie arbeitet und was sie macht (sie ist auch im ÖD), aber konnte Sie kaum verstehen und haben dann jeweils mit unseren eigenen Gruppe weitergefeiert. ÖD in a nutshell
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Feb 12, 2024 18:28
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Die Party muss ganz schön ÖD gewesen sein.
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Feb 12, 2024 18:51
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Zwille posted:This is extremely funny to me because i always see öD turned 90 degrees as a duck looking back If I don't manage to unsee this in the next 48 hours, I'm coming for you
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Duzzy Funlop posted:If I don't manage to unsee this in the next 48 hours, I'm coming for you 
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Last year, I was at a restaurant with friends and the waitress asked me if I "work with computers". I said "uhhh yeah I guess so" and she pointed at my little old Casio wristwatch and said "that's what I thought, because my brother-in-law got a watch like that too and he does computer stuff". People be crazy.
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InappropriateJazz posted:Last year, I was at a restaurant with friends and the waitress asked me if I "work with computers". I said "uhhh yeah I guess so" and she pointed at my little old Casio wristwatch and said "that's what I thought, because my brother-in-law got a watch like that too and he does computer stuff". She is right though Who other than a computer toucher would wear a Casio wristwatch
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InappropriateJazz posted:Last year, I was at a restaurant with friends and the waitress asked me if I "work with computers". I said "uhhh yeah I guess so" and she pointed at my little old Casio wristwatch and said "that's what I thought, because my brother-in-law got a watch like that too and he does computer stuff". Goon Gets Confused By Incredibly Normal And Mundane Social Interaction
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meine Casio W-800H: praktisch, leicht, anscheinend ein mir unbekannter Shibboleth
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InappropriateJazz posted:Last year, I was at a restaurant with friends and the waitress asked me if I "work with computers". I said "uhhh yeah I guess so" and she pointed at my little old Casio wristwatch and said "that's what I thought, because my brother-in-law got a watch like that too and he does computer stuff". Your Casio was showing you the most important time my dude: date time. And you blew it.
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Feb 13, 2024 20:36
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Hopper posted:Your Casio was showing you the most important time my dude: date time. Flirting with waitstaff is pretty uncool. She just made small talk.
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Griddle of Love posted:Flirting with waitstaff is pretty uncool. She just made small talk. The Griddle of Love restaurant paradoxically has a strict no flirting policy.
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Feb 13, 2024 21:13
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How dare you besmirch my Casio. In fact, this classic timepiece is an icon of timeless industrial design, furthermore
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Casiouhr und Samenstau, wir studiern' Computerbau?
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spankmeister posted:The Griddle of Love restaurant paradoxically has a strict no flirting policy. drat, gottem!
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Ich bin eine dornige Chance
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Offering Italy some tit for tat, also one of their head honchos went schwarzgelb hell yeah
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Zwille posted:Offering Italy some tit for tat, also one of their head honchos went schwarzgelb hell yeah More obscene is the guy expecting FDP to get a double digit result
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sube posted:More obscene is the guy expecting FDP to get a double digit result 0,1% would take two digits to display, yes
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Speaking of the FDP, there was an article on the website of the Dutch state broadcaster recently about how everyone in the EU is sick of the FDP's poo poo: (translated by deepl with some edits) 'Germany in the EU behaves like a toddler throwing a tantrum' It is often Hungary that is complained about in the European Union for being an unreliable partner. But lately there has been more and more frustration and annoyance about the attitude of Germany, one of the founders of the EU. Because the country with the largest economy in the Union nowadays regularly comes back on previous commitments. In the EU, legislative proposals are often negotiated for years. In addition to the European Commission, which is the only body to make legislative proposals, the European Parliament and the 27 countries of the European Union must also agree on a law. "There is now a pattern in which Germany often changes their stance on an issue at the very last minute," says a senior EU diplomat who wants to talk only on the basis of anonymity. "And that disrupts the entire EU negotiation process. It leads to suspicion. Because what is a German 'yes' worth, if it turns out to be a 'no' in the end?" Changed opinion again The most recent German twist is that of the European Duty of Care Act. This act makes large companies responsible for the entire supply chain in which they operate. If environmental or human rights rules are violated somewhere in that chain, large companies can face high fines for that. There have been meetings about this for four and a half years. Lara Wolters (PvdA) negotiated as a proponent of the law all this time on behalf of the European Parliament. During the night-long closing negotiations in December, she took her then two-month-old baby with her to be able to feed him. There was an agreement on the law, a law which she also considers her child after so many years of work. But last week, shortly before the final vote, the German changed their minds. "Germany's reputation as a reliable partner in the EU is being destroyed by the FDP," Wolters believes. This is because comparable German turns are happened often these days, for example in agreements on a ban on combustion engines in 2030, on guidelines for artificial intelligence and on new standards for emissions for trucks. And it is mainly the FDP that is the problem 'Taken hostage' by the FDP That liberal party is the smallest within the German coalition with social democrats and Greens. Politicians from the other parties see the FDP's attitude as an attempt by the liberals to profile themselves more strongly on topics that are important to their supporters. The party itself does not see the opposition to the Care Obligation Act as a twist; the party has always criticized it. The FDP scored poorly in state elections and is now below the electoral threshold in national polls, which means that it would no longer come to parliament in new elections. The Social Democratic Minister of Employment, Heil, therefore calls the move of the liberals an "ideologically motivated blockade". Wolters describes the FDP's attitude as an 'irresponsible and short-sighted hostage-taking action'. 'Jein' In Germany, the custom is that without unity within the coalition, the country ultimately abstains from voting. This has immediate major consequences, because a vote from Germany for the necessary majority in Brussels is often of decisive importance. In German popularly there is a word for not daring to say yes, but also not no: jein. In Brussels, they have known this attitude for years as the 'German Vote'. Because even under the previous Chancellor, Angela Merkel, it happened that Germany abstained from voting. It is remarkable that the current government announced in good spirits when it took office that it was going to change this. "We want to pursue an active European policy and shape it in a constructive way, which also means taking a clear and early position on European Commission projects through stricter coordination," the parties wrote at the end of 2021. Criticism of Scholz The opposite has happened since then: not only does Germany still regularly abstain from a vote, the country now also does so at the last minute. And that means Chancellor Scholz is receiving criticism. As Green parliamentarian Hofreiter said to the German site RND: 'I don't believe that the chancellor understands how great the damage we are doing with it is, and that he therefore doesn't take care of it enough.' He speaks of 'planning errors in the Chancellery, which repeatedly lead to Germany being considered unreliable in Europe'. They agree in Brussels. Lara Wolters nowadays thinks of her two-year-old son who occasionally throws toys out of his stroller when she thinks of the FDP. “If we continue like this in the EU, we will never achieve progress that is so much needed now,” she says. Whether her law will eventually reach the finish line is unclear. There are still negotiations. A new date on which member states will vote on the agreement is still missing. https://nos.nl/artikel/2509388-duitsland-gedraagt-zich-in-de-eu-als-een-woedende-peuter
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Hopefully, I don't trust German voters anymore. Edit: Wait, that implies I ever did. Which I did not. After all, such is the flaw of democracy: If every Idiot can vote, then every idiot can vote. And yes, I am aware that this is not solvable in a democracy because every idiot being allowed to vote is what democracy is. Hopper fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Feb 20, 2024 |
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It's not like we haven't repeated this cycle of FDP going from irrelevant to opposition to governing to irrelevant before.
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While true, this is now the second time the FDP's stint in government has been immensely destructive to the country.
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Hopper posted:Hopefully, I don't trust German voters anymore. The democratic way of reducing the number of idiots is having better media and better education. If I'm elected Chancellor I'll give every citizen a free SA account. That should fix the issues with media today.
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