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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

credburn posted:

The blood was super bright. Like right from the tap.

Stick a tissue between cheeks, see if it gets any blood on it throughout the day.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Have you been on the receiving end of vigorous anal sex?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Stick a tissue between cheeks, see if it gets any blood on it throughout the day.

There wasn't any blood when I wiped. It's really not the blood that bothered me; blood in my stool is very normal (no joke here, I've been to the doctor like five times over the last twenty years to make sure, and it's just a thing)

It's the huge amount of fluid that bothers me. It was so much fluid, I don't even know where it came from.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

credburn posted:

I had to leave my therapist's office because I thought I was about to have an accident! I rushed into the bathroom and sat on the toilet, and -- well, I won't go into it, but I wanted to ask, what does it mean if you poo poo what must have been a full milk jug's worth of just nothing but water and some blood*? It didn't even smell. I don't understand what happened. Why did my body get rid of all this water, and why through my rear end??

* not like a lot, especially compared to the volume of water

that could be a lot of things, but the excess fluid would suggest you may have shigella or something like that. some sort of bad food microbes having a rave up in there

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

MrQwerty posted:

The one time we 100% actually need the dude and he's on a 24 hour probe

must be some alts still active

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

God drat it pencilhands this was your time to shine and you blew it

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

or maybe you won the autoimmune lottery and get to deal with colitis for the rest of your life? dunno, go ask a doctor before you bleed to death through your rear end in a top hat

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

changing the thread title just now and I noticed these curious votes

1.0: MuadDib Atreides
1.0: Maudib Arakkis

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Hollismason posted:

If it's bright red thay usually means your bleeding from your Anus which isn't that bad. If it's dark that's real bad

Found the rectal bleeding enthusiast

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bradzilla posted:

changing the thread title just now and I noticed these curious votes

1.0: MuadDib Atreides
1.0: Maudib Arakkis

stacking the votes abusing the alt system is a permabannable offense, no?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

bradzilla posted:

changing the thread title just now and I noticed these curious votes

1.0: MuadDib Atreides
1.0: Maudib Arakkis

:aaaaa: feeling disappointed in 🅾️🅱️ now that the logs have been pulled

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

credburn posted:

There wasn't any blood when I wiped. It's really not the blood that bothered me; blood in my stool is very normal (no joke here, I've been to the doctor like five times over the last twenty years to make sure, and it's just a thing)

It's the huge amount of fluid that bothers me. It was so much fluid, I don't even know where it came from.

Cacti will sometimes excrete almost all their water if theres a freak cold spell and they start to freeze, because it’s better to be a little dehydrated than explode due to ice expansion.

Is it possible you’re a cactus Op

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

stacking the votes abusing the alt system is a permabannable offense, no?

at least give him ‘till november for that toxx. a much funnier way to go out

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
OP can you record your next few bowel movements for us thanks

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
should i go to the doctor if i fart a whole lot? like wilem dafoe in the lighthouse. mostly bloodless.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

bagmonkey posted:

OP can you record your next few bowel movements for us thanks

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lol

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Possible to take pictures? Just of the toilet though.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Lol

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Hollismason posted:

Possible to take pictures? Just of the toilet though.

Yeah we don't need the content but some context would be nice.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
make sure to include a slip of paper with your username and the date on it :)

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Also if you see blood when you wipe the exif data call your IT provider immediately.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bradzilla posted:

changing the thread title just now and I noticed these curious votes

1.0: MuadDib Atreides
1.0: Maudib Arakkis

Oh drat. The truth is revealed.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
car emissions testing place said 0 wait online, i got there and was 20 cars back with only 2 lanes open fml

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
car emissions testing to be clear, not anal blood emissions

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
weed store had half off vape carts tho so got a month supply for under $100 :stare:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You guys ever try the Extra Hot Mike’s Hot Honey in the black bottle? It’s legit got some kick.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

doc says i can’t have no more hot sauce ‘till the bleeding stops :(

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I've only pooped real good twice today.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bradzilla posted:

changing the thread title just now and I noticed these curious votes

1.0: MuadDib Atreides
1.0: Maudib Arakkis

I friggin hate muadib arrakis!!!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i think dinner tonite will be grilled ham n cheese sammys and hot tomato basil soup

if all goes well, there will be no rectal hemorrhage after

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Inspired to do a Beet Cleanse

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Smugworth posted:

I friggin hate muadib arrakis!!!

You love your avatar now though don't you? Posting whore!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

shan't speculate as to why nom epique has been juicing the thread score

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I will. It's because people stopped fawning on his lovely posts and started getting him probed.

I call for a fatwa on anyone that liked his posts.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

ain’t nobody fawning over that fool. you’ve been drinking too much of that ice water. must be getting to your brain

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i know at least 1 poster whomst loves to fawn over them

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

a sad state of affairs. love the art, but never love the artist. buncha freaks and weirdos

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Who's ready to get that double time and a half next Monday

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

deep dish peat moss posted:

Who's ready to get that double time and a half next Monday

we called it inch-and-a-half at the mill

you're still getting hosed, but not quite as hard :lol:

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