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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

I remember the Italian teacher of my high school was (or was rumored to be) on the website clubitup.com, which was full of the best and brightest of the new york and north jersey scene clubbing it up. he was supposed to have his shirt ripped open drinking.

he didn't get fired for it though but that was the big rumor everyone said about him.

edit: oh my god it is still up. can't find a picture of him though. but this is exactly a 2004 time capsule


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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




The main mistake she's made here is having her personal instagram full of photos of her family, at work etc etc then link straight to her OnlyFans. Presumably because part of the appeal of her OF is her fame to a degree so has to trade off it.

I was going to say Amatuer Goatse but then she's been paid for it and Kirk did it for the love of the game, he was the real amateur Goatse.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Pulling your anus open isn't a career it's a calling.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
it could have been a career for Kurt if americas got talent had been on around the time he did it

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

the cool parent, showing my kids the dude with the glass jar up his rear end and diagraming the play on the telestrator like it’s monday night football

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Subjunctive posted:

Kids will not listen to a teacher for any number of reasons, I don’t see why this would make them any harder to handle than the teacher having a lisp or an unusual visible birthmark or any number of things.

E: I’m the parent of a two teenagers and I don’t think any of their social circle would give a poo poo about it, tbh

Teenagers:
Famous for never giving a poo poo about sex.

frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?

Hippocrass posted:

Teenagers:
Famous for never giving a poo poo about sex.

loving lmao

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Subjunctive posted:

Kids will not listen to a teacher for any number of reasons, I don’t see why this would make them any harder to handle than the teacher having a lisp or an unusual visible birthmark or any number of things.

E: I’m the parent of a two teenagers and I don’t think any of their social circle would give a poo poo about it, tbh

nice dork kids ya got there

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I keep my large adult sons locked up in the basement so they won't be tempted to disrespect a teacher for advertising her goatse side business

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Unperson_47 posted:

is this reality even real

Hasn’t been since Harambe took a bullet.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

GoutPatrol posted:

I remember the Italian teacher of my high school was (or was rumored to be) on the website clubitup.com, which was full of the best and brightest of the new york and north jersey scene clubbing it up. he was supposed to have his shirt ripped open drinking.

he didn't get fired for it though but that was the big rumor everyone said about him.

edit: oh my god it is still up. can't find a picture of him though. but this is exactly a 2004 time capsule




it's bonkers to me that most europeans when asked who are the hottest people they say italians...like bro, come to jersey, poo poo is not all good.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




LifeSunDeath posted:

it's bonkers to me that most europeans when asked who are the hottest people they say italians...like bro, come to jersey, poo poo is not all good.

Did you miss hear them when they said Italians? Not Italians from wish.com that you have in the US.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s the Basque.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I think that perception comes mostly because of Italian TV shows where they focus on old male gnomes and young attractive women. I know it kinda sounds like “but, everybody does that in the sexist entertainment industry?”—if so, you probably haven’t seen an Italian talk show then.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





https://youtu.be/jMzbkqg6IJA?si=2EnAvhYS-UMAbe_x

Bad Luck Banging, or Loony Porn is the best movie about a teacher getting fired for having a sex tape online and I won't hear otherwise.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Aramoro posted:

Did you miss hear them when they said Italians? Not Italians from wish.com that you have in the US.

Mom: we have Italians at home

(the Italians at home):

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's bonkers to me that most europeans when asked who are the hottest people they say italians...like bro, come to jersey, poo poo is not all good.

1. I see Spain come up a lot in those surveys, worthless though they are
2. Lmao that you think 'Italian-American/guido' bears any resemblance or similarity to actual Italians

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

guido bears

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Butterfly Valley posted:

1. I see Spain come up a lot in those surveys, worthless though they are
2. Lmao that you think 'Italian-American/guido' bears any resemblance or similarity to actual Italians

they literally came from italy to america not that long ago, it's not a stretch to imagine they resemble some current people living in italy.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Unperson_47 posted:

is this reality even real

How Can We Know If Our Eyes Aren't Real

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
don't forget actual Italians also speak Italian, and if you don't understand what they say it sounds sexy as gently caress

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




LifeSunDeath posted:

they literally came from italy to america not that long ago, it's not a stretch to imagine they resemble some current people living in italy.

Don't bother trying to argue with the gammon

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
wrong thread sorry**

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

LifeSunDeath posted:

they literally came from italy to america not that long ago, it's not a stretch to imagine they resemble some current people living in italy.

By this logic next time someone says Brits are ugly I could say 'but look at Australians'

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Italians in Italy dress nice.

Americans, regardless of ethnic origin, dress like goons.

Presumably Italian goons dress like Americans.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

LifeSunDeath posted:

they literally came from italy to america not that long ago, it's not a stretch to imagine they resemble some current people living in italy.

They get tainted with the "american dream", becoming unfashionable, fat and annoying

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Butterfly Valley posted:

By this logic next time someone says Brits are ugly I could say 'but look at Australians'

Yes but we like Australians

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Elias_Maluco posted:

They get tainted with the "american dream", becoming unfashionable, fat and annoying

These pictures scream steroids

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007



Can you spot the one Italian?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Butterfly Valley posted:

By this logic next time someone says Brits are ugly I could say 'but look at Australians'

buddy...

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

bad_fmr posted:



Can you spot the one Italian?

gently caress they’re just so… cool.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Stevie's not in character and it's throwing me off

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/14/rachel-dolezal-nkechi-diallo-onlyfans-arizona-school-fired

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004



Starting to think this lady might have some issues.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Nothing wrong with having an onlyfans however it's definitely incompatible with being a high school teacher especially if you're incredibly public about it and have links to it right there on your fuckin open Instagram page.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Splint Chesthair posted:

Starting to think this lady might have some issues.

Yeah issues of Ebony

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1758172424758313039

Another reason that I know this woman is dumb is that she decided to publish an article detailing why you should not trust her financial acumen. Good lord this is such an obvious scam, if I handed $50,000 in a taped up shoebox to a complete stranger I'd never tell anyone, much less the entire world.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




mrfart posted:

These pictures scream steroids

Steroids are just fat for your muscles.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Butterfly Valley posted:

Nothing wrong with having an onlyfans however it's definitely incompatible with being a high school teacher especially if you're incredibly public about it and have links to it right there on your fuckin open Instagram page.

Agreed, if this had happened to anyone other than her it wouldn't be schad

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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉




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