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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Welcome to my star wars space bar. My name is Big Gulp.

But you can call me Gulp Grande.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Han and Chewie are boyfriends though?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol if Trump wins and Cruz loses

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1758162566948254185

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

lol if you think democrat is winning Texas

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



Texas will never not vote for the worst people ever, they'll both win. Me, I'm getting the gently caress out moving to new york in a few months.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

VideoKid posted:

lol if you think democrat is winning Texas

it's mostly just a surprise that an incumbent GOP Senator is so close in Texas

Cruz will win by three points at least, but that's a pretty damning indictment in itself.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

Han and Chewie are boyfriends though?

they're open polygamists

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

For reference Beto never reached his polling strength and was always behind.

That poll is also the only poll showing Cruz neck and neck.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


mdemone posted:

it's mostly just a surprise that an incumbent GOP Senator is so close in Texas

Cruz will win by three points at least, but that's a pretty damning indictment in itself.

he is an inherently repulsive human being and even his own children find him offensive

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mdemone posted:

it's mostly just a surprise that an incumbent GOP Senator is so close in Texas

Cruz will win by three points at least, but that's a pretty damning indictment in itself.

it's just primary season rumbling, they'll all fall in line and vote R in Texas by at least 3-5%

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

deathbysnusnu posted:

Texas will never not vote for the worst people ever, they'll both win. Me, I'm getting the gently caress out moving to new york in a few months.

just dont go walking on the street or u will get mugged and shot

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


deathbysnusnu posted:

Texas will never not vote for the worst people ever, they'll both win. Me, I'm getting the gently caress out moving to new york in a few months.

I worked in Texas in 1999 and even back then I could tell it was full of the dumbest fucks imaginable

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Zokari posted:

every loving person in star wars has the dumbest name imaginable, no way a name that's just words would be common

every guy is like glub erto

Otoh there’s like thousands of trillions sentient beings in the Star Wars galaxy so maybe there’s more then 1 Skywalker family

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1758169178152808715

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

lol @ whatever the gently caress is going on in atlanta

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Mods should free Cumshitter because he was running for president and has full immunity from all crime

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
In the late 80's Star Wars Hanna-Barbera Cartoon Series, Luke Skywalker doesn't wear pants.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

4 students shot in an Atlanta campus parking lot. Nobody arrested

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

MSNBC JUST STATED GAME OVER FOR THE FAKE FANI WILLIS CASE IN GEORGIA. ANOTHER SCAM COORDINATED WITH THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE FOR PURPOSES OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

PeePaw is watching the TeeVee again

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

The Nastier Nate posted:

Otoh there’s like thousands of trillions sentient beings in the Star Wars galaxy so maybe there’s more then 1 Skywalker family

it's Annikin Starkiller

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Nonsense posted:

4 students shot in an Atlanta campus parking lot. Nobody arrested

that's a typical day in the us, anything else going on in Georgia?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
does he mean fake news network msdnc?

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Wait a gosh durn second here, MTG isn't a doctor???

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol Trump is a billionaire, the most he stands to have to pay for any of these judgements is less than 10 million, he will have a new trial where the amount owed to Carroll is minimized and that will happen during his presidency.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
dr magic t gathering

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

holtemon posted:

Wait a gosh durn second here, MTG isn't a doctor???

she's at least the equivalent to an RN

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

holtemon posted:

Wait a gosh durn second here, MTG isn't a doctor???

she has a PhD in feet

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Fuckt Tupp posted:

does he mean fake news network msdnc?

it's not fake if he agrees with it

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

crime fighting hog posted:

it's not fake if he agrees with it

To be fair that's my take on the news too :shrug:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Fuckt Tupp posted:

dr magic t gathering

gregday
May 23, 2003

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
I lived in San Antonio for years and aside from a few good people (emfive) Texas should be scoured

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

MSNBC JUST STATED GAME OVER FOR THE FAKE FANI WILLIS CASE IN GEORGIA. ANOTHER SCAM COORDINATED WITH THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE FOR PURPOSES OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!

Game over, man! Game over!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


He's raising an army of the undead

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



The Nastier Nate posted:

i always thought Skywalker was a super common surname in the star wars galaxy, like he might as well be Luke Smith or Luke Jones

Luke Lars, you mean?

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Nonsense posted:

4 students shot in an Atlanta campus parking lot. Nobody arrested

drat. I hadn't even heard of this until now.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

He's raising an army of the undead

if ur tombstone doesnt say rest in peace u get drafted to fight against ukraine

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the darth guy who is icky is named Darth Icky

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

DryGoods posted:

In the late 80's Star Wars Hanna-Barbera Cartoon Series, Luke Skywalker doesn't wear pants.

It seems you are mixing up your fanfiction with reality...again. I can't help but feel it's intentional.

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