Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I mean Trump dying in prison sounds pretty good

Nodelphi posted:

So what was the Russia space secret from a few days ago? Did they ever say?

PhazonLink posted:

soooo who put navalny in jail?

Nodelphi posted:

So what was the Russia space secret from a few days ago? Did they ever say?

Stoatbringer posted:

Imagine being the poor schmuck secret service guy who gets the job of guarding Trump in prison.

"Sorry, Agent Jones, you've drawn the short straw and have to stand guard outside Trump's cell all day. He's on a strict diet of beans at the moment, be warned."

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Santos had so much weird poo poo and small potatoes crimes going on, it's like what you'd expect in a town of 3000 people not a house member.

Hollismason posted:

Someone repost the Engoron betting pool

Toxic Mental posted:

Voting is now locked on the mod contest

quote:

How do you measure fraud damages?

Whatever the CNN headline is

Here's the final list. Please laugh at the idiots who overlapped and will be getting probation once the final decision is reached. Good luck and please don't do an insurrection in SAD when you lose.


kazil $1Trillion
morningdrew $1.2billion dollareedoos
Stoatbringer $750 million
notwithoutmyanus 666 million
John Wick of Dogs 525 million 600 dollars
Vanadium Dame 523m
StrangersInTheNight $599 Million
Corn Glizzy 445 million
jet sanchEz $425 million
SLICK GOKU BABY $421 million dollars
bad_fmr $420,696,969
Pinche Rudo $420,069,000
Late Fees $420,000,666.69
Grey Cat 420million .69 cents
Random Stranger $420 million
mobby_6kl $420 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
Haruharuharuko $420 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
Asterite34 $400M
HKR $390,575,000
Shithouse Dave $382,500,000
Queen-Of-Hearts 376 million
Failed Imagineer $375,000,001
Pot Smoke Phoenix $375 million
Batterypowered7 $369,420,800.85
greazeball 369 million dollars
Synesthesian Fetish $359 million
Vire $351 million
emSparkly $350,000,001 million
funeral home DJ $350M
Ringo Star Get 329.5 million dollars
The Last Call 328 million
geeko55 $328 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
isaboo $326million
fondue $321 million
Vlaphor $320,000,006
Cat Hassler $320,000,005
Fabulousity $314,159,265.35
trilljester $305 million
PainterofCrap $303 Million
Arivia $301 million
Hollismason $280 Million
loving Moron $280 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
RockWhisperer 279.69 mil
monkeytennis 275 million.
Dr.Smasher $269,420,000
Draven $255 million
MrMojok Two Hundred Twenty-Six Million
Sedgr $242 Million.
Fake James 238 Million
Beefed Owl $222,000,000
Flyinglemur $221 Million
Toxic Mental $220 million
dee eight $215 million
George H.W. oval office $215 Million - OVERLAP PROBATION
PKMN Trainer Red 201,821,131.60
Alan Smithee $201 million
Meatball $200 million dollars
Dementropy $177.6 million
Nelson Mandingo $175,000,000
Viruswithshoes $156 million
Fuller9x $150,000,001
Maximum Sexy Pigeon $148,800,000
Mistle $117, 380, 470.23
FuturePastNow $112 million
Mons Hubris $94 million
The Fuzzy Hulk 88 million.
LaserPrinter69 $80,085,000
theghostpt 77.7M
Armitage 75 million
Taeke 66.6 million
Bottom Liner $60m
South 52 milion
Philthy 20 million.
Shishkahuben $17,372,000
Sydney Bottocks $14.88 million
Aramis $12M
poisonpill Eight million dollars
Outrail $5.7 million
Celexi $4,690, 000.
ProfessorMarvel $2.3 million
BigBallChunkyTime $125,000
Lamech $58008
benitocereno $999
A Terrible Person $69
Yveltal 3 dollars
Silly Burrito $2
PuttyKnife $2 - OVERLAP PROBATION
Powershift $1
Professor Moriarty $1 - OVERLAP PROBATION
MattO 32billion Iraqi dinars
Serious_Cyclone $0
RVWinkle $0 - OVERLAP PROBATION
shazbot $0 - OVERLAP PROBATION

Nodelphi posted:

So what was the Russia space secret from a few days ago? Did they ever say?

trilljester posted:

Motherfucker can't stop doing air accordian whenever he talks, can he?

kazil posted:

something about them developing the capacity to knock out our satellites

greazeball posted:

Froghammer posted:

If there's photos and video it's gonna be hard to square defending Gaetz loving prostitutes with being outraged over Hunter Biden loving prostitutes, but cognitive dissonance is what I expect out of the modern GOP so who knows

Nodelphi posted:

So Russia can save us from the scourge of social media at the touch of a button?

limp_cheese posted:

What an incredible dark comedy.

Seriously, if anyone in this thread hasn't seen The Death of Stalin you are doing a major disservice to yourself.

cr0y posted:

Sadly very little global Internet runs over satellites

Blurred posted:

Why are people so sure the Engoron ruling will be today? There were a couple tweets yesterday suggesting that it might be today, but has there been anything more definitive that I've missed?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Georgia governor about testify in the Willis DQ hearing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351j4vLffYU

T3hRen3gade posted:

I'm now imagining George Santos as Harold Hill in a more modernized version of the "Music Man." Trying to grift people into spending their money to create a "boy's band"

Hollismason posted:

Why is the governor testifying

Hollismason posted:

Why is the governor testifying

Blurred posted:

Why are people so sure the Engoron ruling will be today? There were a couple tweets yesterday suggesting that it might be today, but has there been anything more definitive that I've missed?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Former governor. My first post was incorrect. He was the guy that Willis first tried to hire as special prosecutor for this case.

greazeball posted:

I saw it on CNN and I really doubt they would just publish random unverified bullshit

I mean, they wouldn't do it again

Powershift posted:

Total Engonoration!

kw0134 posted:

Modern TV is distributed via satellite AFAIK (Verizon FIOS has what are called "super head ends" which is basically a giant satellite dish farm). So there's that.

greazeball posted:

Stink Billyums posted:

who crowdfunded his own vanity comic book lol

Powershift posted:

His voice is like molasses.

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/rachel_dz/status/1758494645217054736