the_steve posted:

Ted Rall posted:

Despite Donald Trump’s long history of racism, a growing number of Black voters say they support him. Some analysts believe they identify with him because, like them, he has had problems with the legal system.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: He's Like Us*

idonotlikepeas posted:

Rivers

the_steve posted:

Vib Rib posted:

Yeah definitely the plan all along was to get long-beloved DNC-darling Kamala Harris to be president

skeleton warrior posted:

The murky and dangerous conspiracy of a President retiring for age related reasons and being replaced by the Vice President

How dare she be so ambitious and underhanded as to fulfill the legal order of succession

Technowolf posted:

Clay Bennett

Vib Rib posted:

See, I hate this poo poo. It's implying, by contrast, that Trump is not also old. Or that Biden is not evil.

Technowolf posted:

Pedro Molina

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

idonotlikepeas posted:

Randall Enos

Vib Rib posted:

Your natural aggression

Skios posted:

Andy Marlette

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich

quote:

FANI WILLIS’ CREDIBILITY IS DESTROYED. YOU BETTER BELIZE IT.
Cartoon published 02/15/2024

Fani Willis and her boyfriend Wade took lovely vacations to Aruba, Belize and Florida. Amazingly, all on the same continent—although Fani wouldn’t know that.

Much was revealed at the evidentiary hearing about alleged misconduct of Soros-backed Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis as the judge weighs evidence on whether Willis should be disqualified from the Trump RICO case. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Fani Willis “financially benefited” from a romantic relationship with Trump prosecutor Nathan Wade.

“I think it’s clear that disqualification can occur if evidence is produced demonstrating an actual conflict or the appearance of one,” Judge McAfee said in Monday’s hearing. “The state has admitted a relationship existed. And so what remains to be proven is the existence and extent of any financial benefit, again if there even was one. And so because I think its possible that the facts alleged by the defendant could result in disqualification, I think an evidentiary hearing must occur to establish the record on those core allegations.”

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Fani Willis took the witness stand on Thursday, and she was hostile, arrogant, and showed her intelligence as she could not name the continent that Belize was located on. She also revealed a taste for ‘Grey Goose’ vodka and stashing stacks of cash in her home. Her boyfriend, Nathan Wade, also took the stand and testified under oath that he paid for all the vacations he took with Fani Willis and Fani reimbursed him in CASH for expenses. No one bothered to keep the receipts.

Fani’s credibility was destroyed because she lied to the court. Therefore, she should be disqualified.


Fani takes the stand once again on Friday morning. Considering what happened on Thursday, Friday should be very interesting.

—The Grrr Team

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New York Kangaroo Court Fines Trump $355 Million

Cartoon published 02/17/2024

In a trial as ugly as Judge Engoron’s face, Trump was found guilty of being the biggest threat to the Deep State’s Joe Biden. Charged with financial fraud that never existed, the corrupt judge ruled Trump must pay over $350 million dollars—even though there was neither a crime nor a victim. Testimony showed that the bank who loaned trump money was paid back faster than expected and very happy with Trump as their client, but the judge said Trump overstated his collateral. Engoron abused his position as judge and made up figures out of his imagination. He invented a crime out of his imagination as well. What a crock. What an outrage. What a farce! It resembled a Soviet show trial.

New York Attorney General Letitia James ran on the platform of ‘getting Trump.’ She colluded with her ally, the anti-Trump Engoron, to achieve that goal, which consisted of humiliating Trump in the eyes of the voters, and in the process deliver a big financial blow to the former President. What they have done amounts to election interference. The Democrats are always mewling about their ‘democracy,’ but if necessary they’ll happily trample upon it to achieve their goals. That includes warping and tramping on our system of justice.

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Judge Engoron loved mugging for the TV cameras throughout the trial and he became downright gleeful when delivering his decision. Biased and corrupt, he actually laughed as he served up the verdict.

Trump will appeal the decision and he will probably win unless the next tier is corrupt as Engoron’s court. Is the Supreme Court also corrupt? When personal prejudice overrides written law, then there’s not much hope for our country. If the decision is allowed to stand, the Democrats will be emboldened to go after anyone who poses a remote threat to their rule.

The Marxist Democrats, with the help of the Uni-party RINO Republicans, want permanent control. Their operatives populate the FBI, CIA, and the NSA and many other government departments. It’s known as the ‘Deep State.’ Democrat operatives also exist in the court system—especially in the blue states. They have rigged the voting system. Everything has been weaponized against their adversaries. The United States now resembles the old Soviet Union. The Soviet, er, Democrat Party will be emboldened to crush their opposition if this decision is allowed to stand.

Trump is our last hope to make America great again—and they can’t stand that he might regain office. They worry that even with dead people voting and their mail-in ballot fraud scheme…it may not be enough.

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Our Founding Fathers would be very disappointed if they could see just how far America has fallen. Our borders are wide open while we are engaged in foreign wars and entanglements. Criminals are allowed to go free, while innocent citizens such as Trump are harassed with law-fare. If our legal institutions are corrupt and it’s only further proof that our nation has fallen.

Our Republic is being replaced by a banana republic.

UPDATE: Truckers are now refusing to deliver goods to New York, after the court ruled Trump had to pay over $350 million fine for fraud. The Strike is set for Monday, February 19th.

— The GrrrTeam

Technowolf posted:

Kellies nomination: Worst Song Parody

Even I can tell that's nowhere close to the original

JRR Tolkien posted:

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject — which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and

remain yours faithfully,

J. R. R. Tolkien

Skios posted:

It literally has just become him superimposing whatever right wing insanity he most recently imbibed on whatever piece of popular culture he last watched, hasn't it?

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Is he just going to retell the entirety of Lord of the Rings, but replace all the good parts with overt bigotry...?

idonotlikepeas posted:

A good cartoon.

idonotlikepeas posted:

A good cartoon.

(Also: Gandalf, notably someone that can be killed.)



I'm now wondering if he thought this pun up first and then wrote the whole rest of this arc to contain it.



I think Ishida has some serious misapprehensions about what most people would want heaven to be like.

ZZT the Fifth posted:

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like these three strips in particular have the stank of AI "art" on 'em. Especially the one with the dude in heaven looking at the back of the map for some reason.