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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





…by this logic, wouldn’t women be committing some kind of crime every time they have a period?

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Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

You can’t expect it to work for free, didn’t you read the discussion about that last page?

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008





Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Regalingualius posted:

…by this logic, wouldn’t women be committing some kind of crime every time they have a period?

This case was specifically about fertilized embryos that were a few days old and frozen, so no,
but it also really sets some dangerous precedent

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Regalingualius posted:

…by this logic, wouldn’t women be committing some kind of crime every time they have a period?

Well, yeah, the goal is to criminalize womanhood.

Remember how women didn’t used to have voting rights, the way that (some) felons don’t?

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

:hmbol:

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Strong Sauce posted:

this is how he makes money. they weren't going to hire you anyways. so goodjob sticking up for yourself.

also grant cardone is the one putting his young teen daughter on his tiktoks pretending he's "teaching" her how to become a millionaire.. one of the tiktoks she did was that the first thing she was going to do when to become a millionaire is to work for her dad. lmao.

I only ever see the videos dunking on this dude, and the set on that video was great.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

dev null posted:

I mean, we did win it by all metrics of modern warfare. Then we held the country for over a decade with only a few thousand troops. We just didn't want to occupy anymore, that's totally different.

That’s a pretty broad metric of win.

Hell this means we won the Vietnam war. Go USA

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

CharlestheHammer posted:

That’s a pretty broad metric of win.

Hell this means we won the Vietnam war. Go USA

Not really but okay.

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

so when's someone going to sue a deity for all those miscarriages. just remember to include a home address so it doesn't get invalidated for not notifying the defendant

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023

dev null posted:

I mean, we did win it by all metrics of modern warfare. Then we held the country for over a decade with only a few thousand troops. We just didn't want to occupy anymore, that's totally different.

I feel like you can’t “win by all metrics of modern warfare” if you ignore Clausewitz’

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:


:lmao:


They came up to me, tears in their eyes and said; "Sir, SIR! I've never seen so much cum!"

We're going to cum, at levels of cum they've never seen before!

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies

Oscar Wild posted:

That's funny, I thought it was American for "a terrible lawyer" like "trump hired Habba for his case."

I like this. It's like pulling a Britta but a bit more ruinous, financially speaking.

"After last night's decision, I have regretfully opened a habba clause and will be suing my counsel for pulling a habba during my trial."

"great job rudy!" he whispers to himself. "this might get you back on tv"

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007

Sockser posted:

This case was specifically about fertilized embryos that were a few days old and frozen, so no,
but it also really sets some dangerous precedent

There could be an embryo in there. You don't know. I'm sure the objective and unbiased prosecutors in (checks posts) Alabama, won't at all use this ambiguity to do something unjust. I'm sure there absolutely no legal justification for banning IUDs or requiring all married couples to be pregnant all the time. I'm surprised that it's taken this long to get to IVF clinics. I wonder if it will backfire on them?

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

dervival posted:

so when's someone going to sue a deity for all those miscarriages. just remember to include a home address so it doesn't get invalidated for not notifying the defendant
Just have the process server change religions and start praying. Bing bong so simple

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I’m surprised they are doing IVF before condoms or interracial marriage.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Professor Shark posted:

I’m surprised they are doing IVF before condoms or interracial marriage.

In condoms or interracial marriage, the man is still in control of pregnancy countermeasures. They'll go after birth control first.

021824
Feb 18, 2024
you go get that ball tigger

SuperMarrio
Mar 26, 2005

Those who live by capitalism must be prepared to die by it.




I absolutely cannot wait for Monday.
I work for an online fashion company snapping catalog pictures of accessories- poo poo like jewelry, bags and of course, shoes.
I work with a bunch of out of touch kids who defend kanye as some kind of artist and still play his music and honestly believe in the power of crystals and horoscopes.
I'd bet they are gonna looooooooove these goddamn things just on a trolling level. Don't know if it'll translate into dollars but it's gonna get the sneaker heads talking and that's bad for Biden because Biden does not have gaudy sneakers to sell to affluent douchebags with horrible taste lmao

Anyway what I'm saying is, sadly, some of the kids aren't alright it seems

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

Stoatbringer posted:

When he waited until that other guy was the other side of the country before sacking him, and then getting really annoyed that he didn’t have to make his own way back.

My favourite petty Trump moment was when he ordered his entourage to leave and abandon his aide at McDonald's because their order was taking too long.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Five stars and five stripes. I’m aware that no thought was put into this product, there is no deeper meaning. But what does it all mean?

One for each indictment? We’re one short.
No.
One for each bankrupt casino? Same.

If we take both sneakers together, there is a star and a stripe for each time Donald needs to flush a toilet.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




I posted this when it first came out a couple days ago, before the Friday lols, and I guess it took off because I’m seeing people clowning on this Isaac Young dipshit and consequently the usual Twitter idiots like piss-taster posobiec are reflexively trying to defend him

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



quote:

For more than a year, Charlie Kirk, the conservative activist and MAGA influencer, was aimed like a heat-seeking missile toward one goal — ousting Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel. But the RNC effort has Kirk increasingly under the microscope in Trump world. In recent weeks, at least three people, including McDaniel herself, have privately warned Trump about Kirk’s conduct, seven sources familiar with the discussions told NBC News.

NBC News spoke with more than two dozen Republicans for this report. Darrell Scott, a pastor from Ohio who was one of Trump’s first vocal Black allies and has been an adviser to him, expressed concerns directly to the former president, four people familiar told NBC News. “I’ve got to say, racism is like the word ‘ugly.’ I can’t always describe it, but I know it when I see it,” Scott said in an interview with NBC News. “That boy’s a racist right there.”

Some cultists, worried about Black support for Trump, are particularly incensed with Kirk’s recent attacks on “communist” Martin Luther King Jr., whom Kirk says is undeserving of recognition and that MLK Day should be replaced with Ben Carson Day.

They also believe that Kirk has infiltrated RNC and GOP operations to siphon their donations. Turning Point USA, reports NBC, has raised over $250 million since its inception. Their frequent conventions are required attendance for elected reps, candidates, and prominent MAGA world figures.

As has been widely reported, multiple Turning Point staffers have resigned or been fired after being exposed as racists and white nationalists. Per NBC, Kirk’s podcast is downloaded between 500,000 and 750,000 times per day.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Barometer posted:

:lmao:


They came up to me, tears in their eyes and said; "Sir, SIR! I've never seen so much cum!"

We're going to cum, at levels of cum they've never seen before!

one of the most viscous loads we've ever seen, from the standpoint of cum

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol @ the RNC being looted by demagogues, Diaper Man™ turning into a hybrid of Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Yeah, okay kid. Let us know how that goes.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

dev null posted:

Not really but okay.

I’m sorry your vague definition to try to give the US a win on a war they clearly lost also applies to a war they clearly lost

In fact your definition applies to Vietnam more than Afghanistan

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah, okay kid. Let us know how that goes.

Her red text implies she is being sarcastic.

E: nvm, that is from the person mocking her.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


They might find pumpkin carving kits from the dollar store to be just as effective and much more budget friendly given recent events.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Isn't painful childbirth a curse on womanhood due to Eve taking the apple?

Lady did you even read the Bible

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

They say labor is painful but I know god has my back.

What the actual gently caress?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


How much of the half a million downloads a day are just server farms they've paid to download their poo poo to make their numbers high to demonstrate some kind of value when trying to pressure influence?

I don't believe he has that level of popularity or fame for a second

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006


Lmao is NBC using one of the tiny face photoshops for the story image?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Froghammer posted:

Isn't painful childbirth a curse on womanhood due to Eve taking the apple?

Lady did you even read the Bible

That is quite literally in the bible, yes, lol.
"I'm going to make living on the land loving miserable, your crops will suck oh also gently caress you eve, women now have painful childbirth"

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


My wife loves watching “Call The Midwife”. I go in the other room because it seems to be pretty much an hour of screaming.

Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001
I've never looked at a picture of either Charlie Kirk or Laura Loomer and been 100% sure it's not a photoshop to make them look ridiculous.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Froghammer posted:

Isn't painful childbirth a curse on womanhood due to Eve taking the apple?

Lady did you even read the Bible

If they read the Bible they wouldn't be Christians

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Grey Cat posted:

That is quite literally in the bible, yes, lol.
"I'm going to make living on the land loving miserable, your crops will suck oh also gently caress you eve, women now have painful childbirth"

I mean it should be a bit of a red flag when the first book of the Bible portrays God as an insane monster.

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