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A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

I keep saying it but give me a full Snyder directed musical

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Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Zack Snyder’s Mutant League Football, obviously.

Remember that scene in The Last Boyscout? Now imagine it with an LMG! You KNOW you're getting a shot of spent casings hitting the 20 yard line!

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Zack Snyder’s Mutant League Football, obviously.

I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Halloween Jack posted:

It would be a waste if he directed a movie about a real sport instead of, like, phantom rugby or roller ball murder.

I dunno, Snyder would prolly make a real solid movie about badminton.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Zack Snyder’s Mutant League Football, obviously.

Followed shortly by Zack Snyder's Base Wars

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
That sport from the New Lands music video.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

I keep saying it but give me a full Snyder directed musical

Zack Snyder's Cats

Or Rent

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
Zack Snyder gay romcom about womens ice hockey.

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

I think Zack could pull off a real good horror/slasher movie as well

GoldStandardConure posted:

Zack Snyder gay romcom about womens ice hockey.

Well he did have plans for a homoerotic alexander the great movie, but alas.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Zack Snyder's Dicks: The Musical

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

Bogus Adventure posted:

Zack Snyder's Dicks: The Musical

The lead character would be named Jeff Johns

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

McCloud posted:

The lead character would be named Jeff Johns

Who would be The Sewer Boys?

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Split the difference: real sport with exactly the modern rules, but in a fantastical setting.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Bongo Bill posted:

Split the difference: real sport with exactly the modern rules, but in a fantastical setting.

Alexander the Great learns ice hockey with his boyfriend.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Zack Snyder's Hamilton

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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definitely feel like I've suggested this before

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

GoldStandardConure posted:

Zack Snyder gay romcom about womens ice hockey.

It would be hard to make a movie if the director horrifically murders the entire cast!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
just get john landis as the producer, it'll be fine

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Zack Snyder's Starlight Express: Steam engines with rippling muscles racing against each other to impress equally ripped observation cars

Tokubetsu
Dec 18, 2007

Love Is Not Enough
Zack Snyder’s Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Zack Snyder's My Fair Lady

(Eliza Doolittle is a ripped streetfighter who swears like a sailor and has a mean left hook)

Nanpa
Apr 24, 2007
Nap Ghost
Extended director's cut of Zach Snyder's The Ashes

Regretful Humming
Apr 27, 2015
Zack Snyder's Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Found this on Threads LOL

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
But Rebel Moon also has spider-tits, Snyder-san!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

The MSJ posted:

Found this on Threads LOL


Lmao

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
If they were true spidertits, there would be eight of them. Release the Spider cut! :colbert:

Roman
Aug 8, 2002

Someone remixed the Batman chase scene from The Flash in Snyder style. No Blue suit or silly dialogue. I'm kind of mad at how much better it is. It even made me forgive Batman running around in the daytime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yqIOT-WZ7o

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Roman posted:

Someone remixed the Batman chase scene from The Flash in Snyder style. No Blue suit or silly dialogue. I'm kind of mad at how much better it is. It even made me forgive Batman running around in the daytime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yqIOT-WZ7o

Less color, I see

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

Watching that again I've gotta say, I don't think Batman's stinger trap would have kept that truck from destroying those kids. Also Batman's flying stinger trap could easily have destroyed those kids.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Good lord Andy Muschietti is a dogshit director. There's so many little moments in that where any chance to introduce some peril or weight to the action is just whiffed. This is who James Gunn is trusting with the new Batman film?!

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


PriorMarcus posted:

Good lord Andy Muschietti is a dogshit director. There's so many little moments in that where any chance to introduce some peril or weight to the action is just whiffed. This is who James Gunn is trusting with the new Batman film?!

Mama and the first It movie are great though. He’s capable but the circumstances around Flash were not conducive to making a good movie

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Salute to that dude for trying but it's just a fundamentally bad scene that goes into anime antics too much.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Roman posted:

Someone remixed the Batman chase scene from The Flash in Snyder style. No Blue suit or silly dialogue. I'm kind of mad at how much better it is. It even made me forgive Batman running around in the daytime.
This is a weird thing to point out, I guess, but in the 30 seconds that I rewatched, I have no idea why they had Batman throw the spike strip and then have the truck dodge it so the scene can go on. Put that near the end!

I really wasn't prepared for just how reference-laden the Flash movie was.

checkplease
Aug 17, 2006



Smellrose
https://x.com/kgcrossov3r/status/1760635792609735160?s=46&t=_fVsts1-26_-vpwC3rOANA

Man of steel the blue print

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

I was listening to a movie podcast that I generally like, and 300 came up somehow and the two hosts offhandedly agreed they hated it because it was so popular when it came out it supposedly sabotaged Zodiac and was the reason Zodiac didn't get any Oscar nominations. A while later one of them brought up the fact that Rorschach was a "child abuser" as one of the reasons they didn't like Watchmen.

I don't know what it is about Snyder that makes otherwise reasonable people lose their minds (and I don't think either of these people are even comic book nerds so it's not the usual "he doesn't get the source comics!") but I did appreciate that at least they were inventing new reasons to hate Snyder.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003


Yeah I noticed this too then literally stopped watching to post about it in the Discord lmao

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

That’s called refusing the call. It’s very common

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Word for word common?

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Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

CelticPredator posted:

That’s called refusing the call. It’s very common

Yeah I mean of course and the original Avatar did the same thing, but wording it in such a precise way has to be an intentional homage (and hell, "can't I just keep pretending I'm your friend" is kind of a clumsy way to word the intent otherwise)

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