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Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

servers at capacity at 2 pm on a monday?? what am i supposed to do, get a job?

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DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

PSA the stalker lair usually looks something like this:



Sometimes with webbing around/over it. It does NOT show as a red spot on the heat map. You have to see what direction the stalkers are coming from and hunt them down. Sometimes a mission will spawn more than one lair.

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

CainFortea posted:

You can do both. Run around with the AC, and then call in the LAW as needed. Grab it, boop stuff, pick up your AC again and continue dispensing 30mm of Liberty.

I don't like dedicating 2 calldown slots to heavy weapons, only having 2 for turrets and airstrikes is a rough time.

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

TaurusTorus posted:

I don't like dedicating 2 calldown slots to heavy weapons, only having 2 for turrets and airstrikes is a rough time.

Just use the railgun it kills everything *except dropships.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Astrochicken posted:

servers at capacity at 2 pm on a monday?? what am i supposed to do, get a job?

It's probably everyone AFKing over the workday to keep their sever slot, who should be shot for their electricity waste and also for wasting capacity, not necessarily in that order.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


CuddleCryptid posted:

It's probably everyone AFKing over the workday to keep their sever slot, who should be shot for their electricity waste and also for wasting capacity, not necessarily in that order.

It's also presidents day so lotta folks have the day off.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

CuddleCryptid posted:

It's probably everyone AFKing over the workday to keep their sever slot, who should be shot for their electricity waste and also for wasting capacity, not necessarily in that order.

I tried leaving for work while in the login lottery and I just got home 8 hours later and I'm still not logged in :mad: I just submitted a refund request that hopefully goes through and I'll consider re-buying the game when it's actually playable lmao

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Feb 19, 2024

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

I tried leaving for work while in the login lottery and I just got home 8 hours later and I'm still not logged in :mad: I just submitted a refund request that hopefully goes through and I'll consider re-buying the game when it's actually playable lmao

Godspeed :patriot: hope it works, so one more server slot is freed up

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Getting kicked for afk should just say you're being sent to a Freedom Camp for reeducation

Baby T. Love
Aug 5, 2009

ijyt posted:

no it isn't

Maybe we're classifying different numbers of enemies as a "swarm" but anything less than 15 small enemies is gone in 3 seconds of shooting with the Breaker. That might be why the FT feels so weak to me, that it fills a niche the best primary (for bugs at least) already covers quite well.

Dante
Feb 8, 2003

I can't be bothered to scour this long-rear end thread, but in case people don't know/it hasn't been posted: you can fix quickplay/matchmaking by going back to the old version of your game.dll file.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


You can also just get friends.

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

They can't get logged in lol

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Vargs posted:

I have an i7-7700, a GTX 1060, and 16 gigs of ram. Game runs without issue on medium settings. Might be able to turn it up higher, but I haven't bothered because it looks great regardless.

Chillyrabbit posted:

I can run it off a gtx 1070 and i7-6700k 1920x1080

It isn't the smoothest thing around but I think it's perfectly playable.

Quixzlizx posted:

My HTPC laptop is a gen 8 i7, 8GB, max-q 1060, and it's running the game fine at 1080p60 on mostly medium settings. I guess "fine" is relative, but it's not a slideshow or anything.

good enough for me! thanks yall

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I've generally been really surprised with the luck I've had with pubbies so far, with the exception of this evening. Played an "escort NPCs from one cupboard to another" mission, and as I was running round slapping buttons like they'd been naughty, my team mates were getting into extended and fruitless shooting matches with the bots. At one point I left the objective to hoover up samples and treats around the map, and when I came back five minutes later not a single additional scientist had been rescued.

Like, god drat, guys. Come on. Press one button. Please. I'm begging you.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Played with some randos for a bit. Two of the guys wouldn't stop trying to kill each other and another, everyone kept killing all of us by throwing down air strokes way too close, and everyone kept killing my turrets.

Great game with perfectly good player base.

Took me like 20 minutes to get logged in earlier. Can't wait to try tonight during prime time and wait 3 hours.

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

DarkDobe posted:

Just use the railgun it kills everything *except dropships.

I do use the railgun, but more airstrikes is more better. Also love turrets for covering my dumb rear end as I run from the consequences of my actions.

selec
Sep 6, 2003

Have spent an hour and a half looking at the splash screen since Friday, incredible work team.

Edit:
Complaining works I got in 30 seconds later

selec fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Feb 19, 2024

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
The Discord says they are rolling out a patch tomorrow that should somewhat partially alleviate the server issues. Their own words is that it is not a full fix.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I saw a rumor that it was likely an AFK kick since tons of people are just idling AFK to avoid having to go through the login again, which is kind of a feedback loop.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

The Discord says they are rolling out a patch tomorrow that should somewhat partially alleviate the server issues. Their own words is that it is not a full fix.

Smart move on their part to make it clear that this isn't a full fix, because hoo-boy are people going to lose their poo poo when they still have to wait in a queue post patch.

Is there an actual difference between the "servers full" and the "login limit reached" messages? the login limit one has a much longer timer and it's like completely random which one pops up.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

megane posted:

I know. I've played this for 40 hours already. But "getting trapped in endless gunfights is bad" does not require that all primaries be the same gun painted 8 slightly different colors.

They're not though. They act differently.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

The bits of dialogue in this are so good. The first one I got was a tech telling me she had reset the clock to “liberty savings time” and she was going to use the extra hour to do maintenance checks and that means she doesn’t have to do overtime that night

Just so good

victrix
Oct 30, 2007


[video type="youtube"]/watch?si=l3KSlm0MWSFnfqV4&v=ezbJFSN5tmw[/video]

e: I hate you mobile app

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=l3KSlm0MWSFnfqV4&v=ezbJFSN5tmw

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

TaurusTorus posted:

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/goondivers2

I don't know why it's squirrly sometimes, it's supposed to be a public group.

Thank you for this. I look forward to joining you all on the fields of tyranny, bringing the cleansing fires of democracy against the perfidious foes of Super Earth!

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Draven posted:

Is there an actual difference between the "servers full" and the "login limit reached" messages? the login limit one has a much longer timer and it's like completely random which one pops up.

Yeah the game can only handle 20k logins per minute and 450k on the servers so they are two different issues.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Tom Tucker posted:

The bits of dialogue in this are so good. The first one I got was a tech telling me she had reset the clock to “liberty savings time” and she was going to use the extra hour to do maintenance checks and that means she doesn’t have to do overtime that night

Just so good

I like the one about her wondering which candidate would be chosen for her in the next election. I wonder how much we can find out about "Managed Democracy".

I really like the not very subtle setting of this game.

Thumbtacks
Apr 3, 2013
autocannon is good until you find a bile titan and then it's upsetting

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
goddamn I finally got the extract to show up and after kiting around infinite hordes of those bastard little hunters the dropship arrived and immediately blew me to to pieces on my last life :( Worthwhile Sacrifice my rear end.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Has anybody found a real niche for heat damage yet? I want to like the laser weapons, but goddamn so far they just seem plain inferior to just about any other option in the respective slot, theoretically infinite ammo really isn't that much of an advantage in practice.

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*
The objective is to complete the mission.
The objective is not to complete the mission and return alive.
Your beneficiaries and Super Earth thank you.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


wilderthanmild posted:

I really like the not very subtle setting of this game.

And yet there are still pubbies that are confused when you mention that we're the baddies

victrix
Oct 30, 2007


wilderthanmild posted:

I really like the not very subtle setting of this game.

it's less funny to me knowing a significant chunk of people are immune to satire

Perestroika posted:

Has anybody found a real niche for heat damage yet? I want to like the laser weapons, but goddamn so far they just seem plain inferior to just about any other option in the respective slot, theoretically infinite ammo really isn't that much of an advantage in practice.

yes, take four guard dogs four laser cannons and four scythes

:pcgaming:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The (laser) guard dog is extremely good for bugs at least. Keeps the little shits away while I'm trying to line up a railgun shot. Less useful on bots.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

wilderthanmild posted:

I like the one about her wondering which candidate would be chosen for her in the next election. I wonder how much we can find out about "Managed Democracy".

I really like the not very subtle setting of this game.

An NPC in the previous game says something like, Managed Democracy is easier on him because you only need to fill out a personality quiz so the computer can decide who you voted for

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

CainFortea posted:

And yet there are still pubbies that are confused when you mention that we're the baddies

I'm kinda disappointed they made the automatons actually evil with cages full of dead civvies and stuff. They could have made them "scary looking, but actually just want to be left alone", but nope they're nazi robots being even worse than your fascist humans.

At least the terminids are just dumb animals.

What was The Illuminate's deal in HD1?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


I don't think they want to be left alone, I think they're trying to free their creators from enslavement.

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

Icedude posted:

What was The Illuminate's deal in HD1?

Squid protoss. They had "WMDs" that were just their FTL drives. They were the bullet hell faction, so I wonder how that'll transfer to 3d.

JonBolds
Feb 6, 2015


Icedude posted:

What was The Illuminate's deal in HD1?

Relatively peaceful extragalactic psychic alien colonists with hyper-advanced technology and electrical skin. Due to their tech being more advanced than Super Earth it was decided they must have planet-destroying WMDs and so Super Earth invaded them. Obviously they did not have WMDs and the Super Earth corporations just wanted to loot their tech to make stuff like our shield domes and the arc projector.

Lots of jokes like "wow we liberated this planet just in time before they could deploy the WMDs!"

e: you had to dodge lots of bullets and light wall shields and stuff while avoiding incoming enemy melee. they had a particularly hated/hellish psychic power guy that reversed your controls.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Vasudus posted:

The (laser) guard dog is extremely good for bugs at least. Keeps the little shits away while I'm trying to line up a railgun shot. Less useful on bots.

It’s also (still?) bugged and doesn’t overheat so it just keeps shooting and cutting bug nonstop

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