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NorgLyle posted:Aren't they literally working on a Silk movie/tv show/some drat thing? yes, there's a silk tv series in development
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Shinjobi posted:Not really, even people who didn't watch the series felt she was the best part of the movie. The best part of the movie is when the cats eat everyone. That's the only par that really works. It was set up extensively beforehand, and they really go all out on it. Not like that loving singing planet, where they were clearly uncomfortable with the idea and worried about looking silly so they sped through it as quick as possible
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It still boggles my mind that Captain Marvel ends with Captain Marvel saying "I'm going to go gently caress up the Kree because they're bad guys!" And then like 30 minutes into Captain Marvel 2 we discover through flashback that she already did it off screen between movies. And it's not a minor thing, she went and destroyed the computer that ran their society, boiled their oceans, destroyed their atmosphere, and extinguished their sun. And the entire plot of Captain Marvel 2 is about Kree survivors trying to save their world after Captain Marvel destroyed it off screen between movies. These late era Marvel movies are something else, man
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Honestly even the title "Madame Web" is a problem. Like in a world where Hollywood execs didn't greenlight literally every comic book movie, there's no way they release a movie with such a lame title. It just sounds stupid. I know it's the character's name but there's no rule saying you can't title it something else. Pull a "Tangled" or something.
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NorgLyle posted:Aren't they literally working on a Silk movie/tv show/some drat thing? they made 2 of 'em, the second one starring the queen monique gabrielle
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Sir Lemming posted:Honestly even the title "Madame Web" is a problem. Like in a world where Hollywood execs didn't greenlight literally every comic book movie, there's no way they release a movie with such a lame title. It just sounds stupid. I know it's the character's name but there's no rule saying you can't title it something else. Pull a "Tangled" or something. There Are Hot Ladies In Spandex In This Movie: A Madame Web Tale
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Gripweed posted:It still boggles my mind that Captain Marvel ends with Captain Marvel saying "I'm going to go gently caress up the Kree because they're bad guys!" And then like 30 minutes into Captain Marvel 2 we discover through flashback that she already did it off screen between movies. Annihilating an entire civilization is heroic now?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Annihilating an entire civilization is heroic now? They were bad.
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MarcusSA posted:They were bad. That sounds like a generalization to me.
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JediTalentAgent posted:I remember how angry people were about 15 years ago when Dunst suggested killing Spider-Man off and leaving MJ to raise their super-powered kid on their own. MJ gives birth to a black baby (new Captain America is the father) and she calls him Miles in honor of her favorite jazz musician, Miles Davis. Peter dies fighting Kraven and Morbius, she remarries to a Puerto Rican dude named Morales.
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Why don't they just do a completely new universe every five years with comic books? That way you don't have decades of old, bizarre stories adversely effecting what stories you can tell now, and the super nerds would be able to learn the whole universe inside and out without having to read 80+ years worth of old books. It's just more humane to the customers.
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they should make a movie about spiderman killing one night stands with his radioactive cum e: you could have a facial scene where their skin slides off
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Meat Wagon posted:they made 2 of 'em, the second one starring the queen monique gabrielle Silk kicks rear end  Nigmaetcetera posted:Annihilating an entire civilization is heroic now? In the end she decides to reignite their sun for them because her friend tells her to. Luckily by that point they had already stolen another planets entire atmosphere so they had an atmosphere, and another planets oceans so they had oceans. So Captain Marvel destroyed one planet, but made it up to them and her balance at the end was only -2 planets. This gets basically no focus at all in the movie and the last shot of that plotline is the Kree happily basking in the light of their reignited sun, so Captain Marvel definitely saved the day
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Out on the town with captain marvel. She's just out of frame, committing a planetary genocide.
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Is his cum sufficiently radioactive to kill after one exposure? I figured you'd need repeated exposures of radioactive Spidey-spunk to get cancer from it.
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Castor Poe posted:MJ gives birth to a black baby (new Captain America is the father) and she calls him Miles in honor of her favorite jazz musician, Miles Davis. Peter dies fighting Kraven and Morbius, she remarries to a Puerto Rican dude named Morales. Mile Morales' father's actual last name in the comics was Davis. His first name? Jefferson. I swear to god, that is true.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Is his cum sufficiently radioactive to kill after one exposure? I figured you'd need repeated exposures of radioactive Spidey-spunk to get cancer from it. it glows green
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They never got that part right in the porno parodies.
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Larry Niven posted:Is his cum sufficiently radioactive to kill after one exposure? I figured you'd need repeated exposures of radioactive Spidey-spunk to get cancer from it.
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Gripweed posted:Mile Morales' father's actual last name in the comics was Davis. Amazing. Nigmaetcetera posted:Is his cum sufficiently radioactive to kill after one exposure? I figured you'd need repeated exposures of radioactive Spidey-spunk to get cancer from it. There's a comic where he kills MJ with his radioactive jizz and becomes a florist.
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Mozi posted:"The film introduced a trio of supporting characters (played by Isabela Merced, Celeste O’Connor and Sydney Sweeney — now one of the top stars her age). It set up a future in which the three could have become a team of Spider-Women under the guiding eye of Johnson’s Cassie Webb. Now that’s not going to happen." "We're betting it all on Kraven! The kids are going to love this new superhero, or villain, or group, or whatever a Kraven is!"
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quote:So Madame Web — directed and co-written by S.J. Clarkson and starring Johnson as a New York paramedic who develops psychic powers — seemingly took a wise approach: When there are capes and cowls on every metropolis corner, doesn’t it make sense to avoid the usual tropes and try for a more grounded-feeling suspense thriller with low-key charm? And moreover, make a superhero movie for women and young girls? This is amazing. Women aren't ready for our serious grounded movie. Thank you studio execs for your wisdom
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I wish you could short movies the way you can for stonks
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Jarvisi posted:This is amazing. Women aren't ready for our serious grounded movie. Thank you studio execs for your wisdom The director hasn't directed anything except 1 or 2 episodes of various tv shows for the past 20 years and directed the entire miniseries Anatomy of a Scandal. The only thing she wrote before co-writing this was a series she created in the UK called Mistresses that ended 8 years ago... Not that movie is entirely the writer/director's fault, but...
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Gripweed posted:It still boggles my mind that Captain Marvel ends with Captain Marvel saying "I'm going to go gently caress up the Kree because they're bad guys!" And then like 30 minutes into Captain Marvel 2 we discover through flashback that she already did it off screen between movies. that’s a lot of words to say that you hate women and think that they don’t belong in movies
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Why don't they just do a completely new universe every five years with comic books? That way you don't have decades of old, bizarre stories adversely effecting what stories you can tell now, and the super nerds would be able to learn the whole universe inside and out without having to read 80+ years worth of old books. It's just more humane to the customers. DC has tried this like a half dozen times with the infinite earths serieses and new 52 poo poo, haven't they?
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1glitch0 posted:The director hasn't directed anything except 1 or 2 episodes of various tv shows for the past 20 years and directed the entire miniseries Anatomy of a Scandal. The only thing she wrote before co-writing this was a series she created in the UK called Mistresses that ended 8 years ago... hmmm, who could have assigned that director to the film? (church lady voice) could it be.... SONY!?
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:hmmm, who could have assigned that director to the film? Yeah, I'm not sure it was wise!
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Why don't they just do a completely new universe every five years with comic books? That way you don't have decades of old, bizarre stories adversely effecting what stories you can tell now, and the super nerds would be able to learn the whole universe inside and out without having to read 80+ years worth of old books. It's just more humane to the customers. But I suppose a problem with any sort of 5-year plan is that you're always going to end up with creators and companies who aren't ready to give up the status quo or who want to keep recycling the same things over and over. Comics are also pretty decompressed anymore, so a 5 year reboot would probably only give us about 6-10 storylines before a reboot, as opposed to the 70s-80s that were doing 1-2 issue storylines monthly. That's fine if editorial/creative has a good arc with closure planned or you're using the comics as a proving ground for movie/TV series content.
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XeeD posted:DC has tried this like a half dozen times with the infinite earths serieses and new 52 poo poo, haven't they? I wouldn't know I only read horror comics.
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We need more grounded in reality stuff for comic book prequel adaptations. This Fall on CW: Dark Night Ahead: The adventures of 17-24yo Bruce Wayne as he travels the world, learning the skills he'll eventually use as Batman. He never actually becomes Batman in the series. Green: The story of reckless, rookie Airman Hal Jordan has he struggles his way through the Air Force. He never gets the GL Ring. Paradise Lost: Teen Diana is forced to wander man's world after offending the gods with her hubris. Never puts on a WW costume or calls herself that. Stone: 14yo Vic Stone rebels against his nerd parents by taking up sports while keeping a 4.0 average. Never becomes a robotguy. On ABC: Summers in Alaska: A family comedy about the Summers family raising two young boys and working at a family charter plane business. No use of mutant powers at all. The Bugle: A newsroom drama of a spitfire reporter named J. J. Jameson as a young man. No spider-man. Stretching the Budget: Another family comedy, this one about a down-on-their-luck single mom of a teen girl and a brat kid having to rent out rooms in their home to some nerd and an Air Force reservist.
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trilobite terror posted:that’s a lot of words to say that you hate women and think that they don’t belong in movies Yeah that's gripweed in a nutshell
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JediTalentAgent posted:We need more grounded in reality stuff for comic book prequel adaptations. all of these will be cancelled because of upcoming DC movies because the execs may get the characters confused superman and lois lane is the latest DC show cancelled because of that
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JediTalentAgent posted:Dark Night Ahead: The adventures of 17-24yo Bruce Wayne as he travels the world, learning the skills he'll eventually use as Batman. He never actually becomes Batman in the series. I would watch this, provided he actually travels the world and the producers don't insist the writers find a reason to keep him in the same place for four seasons.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I wouldn't know I only read horror comics. Are there new horror comics that are like the old EC Crypt/Vault/Haunt/the witch one comics? I loved them growing up.
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XeeD posted:Are there new horror comics that are like the old EC Crypt/Vault/Haunt/the witch one comics? I loved them growing up. I don't know I'm reading The Ice Cream man right now. It's about an Ice Cream Man named Rick who is also a demigod of chaos and misery. It leans into surrealism now and then. Unfortunately the issue I just got to is entirely en Español and I'm gonna have to type all the dialogue into google translate.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would watch this, provided he actually travels the world and the producers don't insist the writers find a reason to keep him in the same place for four seasons. I honestly think the only thing really keeping this from being a real thing is comic book fandom losing their poo poo over another "Smallville" that never put him in a costume.
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At least Star Wars has been firing on all cylinders for the past 25 years and has never once produced a bad film. https://youtu.be/DqVy_TcfPIQ?si=4LmL50ZH_e1Drdcm
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