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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Perestroika posted:

Having so much coastline but overwhelmingly shitass beaches would be a good explanation why the British are Like That.

The UK doesn't have beaches, it has coastlines.

Went to the UK when I was young and visited the seaside several times.

They were all just nasty rocks the size of your fist, covered in a hundred years worth of washed up bunker fuel, discarded fast food and used condoms. Yet there were still people lying on the rocks with just a towel under them. Can't imagine how badly that would gently caress up your back after a few hours.

Extremely can't imagine what it would be like trying to have sex on those rocks. Ouch.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
An authentic British beach experience

https://youtu.be/xD5bdt8tBEI

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
The UK also has columnists that claim that they swam in sewage and it never did them any harm. Normal country.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Philippe posted:

The UK also has columnists that claim that they swam in sewage and it never did them any harm. Normal country.

I think you will find it was an MP, not a columnist!

E: Unless there are multiple famous shitswimmers

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Tree Bucket posted:

Yeah, it's really sad. Imagine spending the afternoon at a freezing wasteland of boulders, then heading home feeling vaguely disappointed in this whole "beach" thing and wondering if you did it wrong. Just tragic.
Flicking your beach towel over a glacial fellfield and jamming an umbrella amongst the cobbles and wondering why you don't feel relaxed yet...

Pebble beaches > sand beaches

I will die on this dune.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Hovant summoned.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lmao get pailbatted idiot

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
^^ Goddamn, there's an old reference I never thought I'd see again.


Platystemon posted:

Pebble beaches > sand beaches

I will die on this dune.

Stockholm beach syndrome.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Northumbria has some nice beaches

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
UK coastline is stunning in places, like yes we obviously don't have a Mediterranean climate that makes year round beach going a thing but is that really news? There's a mix of sandy/rugged/rocky beaches and bays across all the islands. Obviously the government mismanagement of pollution and wastewater is lol, gently caress them forever for that and a billion different reasons.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I watch a Youtuber who shows walks along their English beaches and they have all kinds of sweet fossils and sea glass. Fossilized ammonites and cool rocks as far as the eye can see and it seems pretty sweet to me.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




Everyone in this video looks like a thumb

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Gonna take the wildest of wild guesses and say this happened in Florida lol

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I’ve heard that on some English beaches you can ride donkeys

Siffl
Sep 3, 2011

I love the muffled "I'm sorry" at the very end.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

holtemon posted:

Gonna take the wildest of wild guesses and say this happened in Florida lol

Close-ish. Illinois, apparently.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It is spreading

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://packaged-media.redd.it/1wo1...bb765bb496a#t=0

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

That just looks like a literal booby trap.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

wash bucket posted:

That just looks like a literal booby trap.

Like, to trap birds?

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




did some psycho booby trap that path?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The line had a red flag on it.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Then that was an incredibly bad way to try and close off that path/trail.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
They're lucky the claymore didn't go off

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Scratch Monkey posted:

The line had a red flag on it.



watching the same video as you, the flag is not visible until the 2nd guy is about to hit it. It was concealed with the rest of the line, probably to do just that, probably by the kind of property owner who never answers the door without a gun

I have to admire their restraint at not putting a spike pit concealed behind it at least

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Scratch Monkey posted:

The line had a red flag on it.



you know how cyclists are, they see red, like a stop sign or a red light, and they speed up.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

A Moose posted:

watching the same video as you, the flag is not visible until the 2nd guy is about to hit it. It was concealed with the rest of the line, probably to do just that, probably by the kind of property owner who never answers the door without a gun

I have to admire their restraint at not putting a spike pit concealed behind it at least

It's a lovely, over-compressed video but you can still see something flapping on the line the moment the first bike touches it:





Sound on for this:
https://i.imgur.com/xamduO1.mp4

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

wash bucket posted:

Then that was an incredibly bad way to try and close off that path/trail.

idk seems pretty effective to me

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



That's right, the outside of your house shouldn't be in direct contact with soil! Don't say I didn't warn you about damp!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Karate Bastard posted:

They're lucky the claymore didn't go off

In this case this would have been an Acme™ two-handed sword set to swing across the path.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

"Are you done?"
*resumes drama*

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Platystemon posted:

Pebble beaches > sand beaches

They're certainly more interesting for most purposes, but for a summertime swim sand is so much better it kind of balance out

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
But then you go somewhere like Virginia Beach and would rather be walking on pebbles instead of the sand there

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


Cityslickers 3: The search for Curly-tails gold.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Man, I really want to know what that guy's deal was

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mental health or substance abuse

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Hyperlynx posted:

Man, I really want to know what that guy's deal was

He's a Mac user.

Doesn't like Windows.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Platystemon posted:

Pebble beaches > sand beaches

I will die on this dune gravel heap.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The beach I went to in Croatia was stones but was beautiful nonetheless

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