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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
shrouroboros!

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Aw poo poo this thread is about to explode!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




The rare ourobouroshrimp

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

David Thorpe sighs, prepares his truck to traverse the Cyclops mountains so he can spray for them.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

uber_stoat posted:

shrouroboros!



Anyone else remember the "tree octopus" website that was an early example of a "we put this fake thing online to warn you about fake things online" website?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Anyone else remember the "tree octopus" website that was an early example of a "we put this fake thing online to warn you about fake things online" website?

No but that reminds me of this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti-tree_hoax

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The tree shrimp is endemic to the archipelago of San Serriffe.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



DrBouvenstein posted:

Anyone else remember the "tree octopus" website that was an early example of a "we put this fake thing online to warn you about fake things online" website?

Oh yeah, coincidentally I just ran across that again sometime in the last few weeks: https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

Supradog
Sep 1, 2004

A POOOST!?!??! YEEAAAAHHHH

Nice pastry.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

“What’s The Best Donut? Dunkin’ Of The Seas”

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The how does it survive is what makes this especially brutal

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
There are apparently crabs that live mostly on land and climb coconut trees. Nature is rad.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


uber_stoat posted:

shrouroboros!


Amphipods aren't shrimps :pastryno:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Scarodactyl posted:

Amphipods aren't shrimps :pastryno:

This Shrimpey disagrees.


Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Or the latest spaghetti hoax

Will Smith recreates his terrifying spaghetti-eating video


https://twitter.com/WillSmith2real/status/1759703359727300880

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There are apparently crabs that live mostly on land and climb coconut trees. Nature is rad.
Yeah and unlike those loser worms, those crabs gently caress.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Tunicate posted:

Or the latest spaghetti hoax

Will Smith recreates his terrifying spaghetti-eating video


https://twitter.com/WillSmith2real/status/1759703359727300880

Ok, that's pretty good.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Blessed. good to know Will Smith still has a fine sense of humour.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



FreudianSlippers posted:

So that's where I left it.


I should probably ease up on the drinking.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

He knows how to make birds wet?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Lobok posted:

He knows how to make birds wet?

so do I, he ain't special

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




We've all had dry spells, just keep at it bro, don't delete that Tinder account just yet

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
And here I thought the hot rat water tap was ready to pass from living memory into history.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I didn't know there was a brothel near Fawlty Towers.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Phlegmish posted:

We've all had dry spells, just keep at it bro, don't delete that Tinder account just yet

Fireball is a dry spell technically

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Milo and POTUS posted:

Fireball is a dry spell technically

This is why you haven't had sex in 18 million years

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Cross posting from D&D:

borkencode posted:

The Justice Department has announced charges against a Yakuza leader for trafficking nuclear materials.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/us-attorney-announces-nuclear-materials-trafficking-charges-against-japanese-yakuza

I don't like living in the unhinged MadLibs headlines era.

From the article:

quote:

A U.S. nuclear forensic laboratory later analyzed the samples and confirmed that the samples contain uranium and weapons-grade plutonium.    

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


acquiring some Uranium and Thorium is nothing major but weapons grade stuff is of major concern to every living soul on the planet.
:fear:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



By popular demand posted:

acquiring some Uranium and Thorium is nothing major but weapons grade stuff is of major concern to every living soul on the planet.
:fear:

To be modified by quantity and exactly how it is available. The wording leaves room for it being suspended in some truly impractical garbage. Weapons grade isn't much help if you need industrial sized refinement process to get it out

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

I mean, chemical separation is way easier than isotope seperation

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Not when you have to hide it from cruise missiles

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I was under the impression that producing even minute amounts of weapons grade material require a sovereign state level industrial complex, am I wrong?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Not if Metal Gear Solid V taught me anything

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



By popular demand posted:

I was under the impression that producing even minute amounts of weapons grade material require a sovereign state level industrial complex, am I wrong?

No this is correct. You also need significantly more than minute amounts to make it useful. The news story is extremely hazy on any details that would make it possible to quantify how much anyone should be bothered by this news

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

About time the MIC did something right

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bang Bang, motherfucker!

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