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Bugsy posted:just the pinnacle of humor. it's probably been pointed out ITT before but it's worth marveling again about how he cannot loving draw for poo poo after 30 loving years of doing it every day every terrible art webcomic person is able to improve at least a little if they stick at it for a few years. the loving xkcd guy can draw ok now, he started with stick figures.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 05:46 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:59 |
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That's his style tho Unlocked To great horror
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 06:06 |
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Pretty sure he just copy/pastes everything from a folder he hasn't updated in 20 years.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 06:19 |
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lmao at least Ben Garrison drew poo poo until he died and at least his wife tries to copy his style poorly to this day, Scott Dilbert is just
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 06:28 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:I saw this quote and thought oh no what did I do? I honestly have no idea what you’re saying right now; I wasn’t referring to you when I said “big brain” if that’s what you thought
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 06:34 |
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MrQwerty posted:lmao at least Ben Garrison drew poo poo until he died and at least his wife tries to copy his style poorly to this day, Scott Dilbert is just
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 06:39 |
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biznatchio posted:He literally thinks he has special powers to alter people's minds to make them do exactly what he wants them to do. This is not a joke, it's what he actually believes. I can't help but think the fact that his model partner left him may have just given him a bit of doubt in his persuasion abilities.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 07:03 |
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I doubt it. He's probably convinced himself he wanted her to leave. For that sort of person, their identity hinges on justifying everything that happens so that its in their favor because otherwise it means they have to reckon with their own fallibility, which is simply not an option.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 07:16 |
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MrQwerty posted:lmao at least Ben Garrison drew poo poo until he died and at least his wife tries to copy his style poorly to this day, Scott Dilbert is just ben garrison isn't dead tho
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 07:45 |
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Bugsy posted:just the pinnacle of humor.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 08:10 |
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Knormal posted:Okay to share by taking a photo of the screen with your phone, in true Scott Adams Fan style. brb just gonna take a photo of this photo, photocopy it a couple of times and pin it up around the office. The txt obviously won't still be legible but I think people will still get the basic gist.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 09:39 |
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scott dilbert is currently the best artist on twitter
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 10:11 |
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I recently listened to a Behind the Bastards podcast about Scott Adams and he begins by saying "I'll just be referring to him as The Dilbert Guy because nobody knows who the gently caress Scott Adams is." -- I'm paraphrasing, but it's something like that. I felt it was weird. I know who Scott Adams is. I feel like a lot of people knows who he is. There are lots of people on Behind the Bastards who I don't know by name but they're not referred to as "The __________ Guy." I feel like there's an inside joke, or some real pettiness going on here I just don't get
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 10:54 |
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It's what he deserves
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 11:01 |
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credburn posted:I felt it was weird. I know who Scott Adams is. I feel like a lot of people knows who he is. I still think everyone should force him to change his name so no one accidentally mistakenly thinks Adam Scott is the crazy rear end in a top hat who wrote dilbert.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 11:02 |
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dr_rat posted:I still think everyone should force him to change his name so no one accidentally mistakenly thinks Adam Scott is the crazy rear end in a top hat who wrote dilbert. That guy, Adam Scott, looks like a twin of a guy I know. Honestly, if it weren't weird, I would post a picture of the two and I guarantee you couldn't tell them apart.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 11:14 |
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credburn posted:I recently listened to a Behind the Bastards podcast about Scott Adams and he begins by saying "I'll just be referring to him as The Dilbert Guy because nobody knows who the gently caress Scott Adams is." -- I'm paraphrasing, but it's something like that. pettiness is usually not a good thing but it's permitted with scott adams. we can even dabble in mean-spiritedness
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 12:20 |
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ELTON JOHN posted:ben garrison isn't dead tho he never recovered from covid, and from the change in cartooning style, it looks like his wife is doing most of the drawing now.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 12:58 |
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credburn posted:That guy, Adam Scott, looks like a twin of a guy I know. Honestly, if it weren't weird, I would post a picture of the two and I guarantee you couldn't tell them apart. There is a factory somewhere pumping out guys who look like late life Scott Adams. He looks like a guy who invites way too many people to meetings. Even young looking Scott Adams looks like a 90s guy who knows unix or os/400 but has a mac at home.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 13:35 |
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For a man in his 60s he sure has colourful use of the language. But only primary colours.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 14:35 |
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credburn posted:I recently listened to a Behind the Bastards podcast about Scott Adams and he begins by saying "I'll just be referring to him as The Dilbert Guy because nobody knows who the gently caress Scott Adams is." -- I'm paraphrasing, but it's something like that. no one knows who the gently caress scott adams is lol
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 14:38 |
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Oh that guy from Parks n Rec?
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 14:38 |
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Krinkle posted:Does Scott imagine other black hat hypnotist master manipulators doing constant psychic warfare on him, making him look like a racist dickhead to the larger public, as the only possible explanation for why he's blackballed from every newspaper and divorced. Just wondering how he squares the circle of being in control of his fate and also everyone hating his guts, like, did he want specifically this. Why doesn't he walk up to the comics editor and hypnotize them into giving him his sinecure for life doodle job back. Yes. Scott Dilberman posted at one point that he believes a malicious "persueder" is teaching weapons-grade hypnosis to camgirls to scam people (including him) out of millions of dollars.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 14:44 |
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Oh my god I forgot about that. Incredible. What a gullible douche.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 14:51 |
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Neito posted:Scott Dilberman posted at one point that he believes a malicious "persueder" is teaching weapons-grade hypnosis to camgirls to scam people (including him) out of millions of dollars. post the whole quote it's comedy gold Scott Dilbert posted:In other news, for several years I have been tracking a Master Wizard that I believe lives in Southern California. It seems he has trained a small army of attractive women in his method. The women create a specialized style of porn video clips that literally hypnotize the viewer to magnify the orgasm experience beyond anything you probably imagine is possible. Hypnosis has a super-strong impact on about 20% of people. And a lesser-but-strong impact on most of the rest.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 15:00 |
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Klyith posted:post the whole quote it's comedy gold Imagine I posted the tweet about Elizabeth Holmes that ends with "Sir, that's called being horny."
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 19:13 |
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Knormal posted:He'd definitely fit in the Dilbert sphere (Dilsphere). No, sorry, I don't think there's such a thing as a distinct "Dilsphere." Adams is just a polyp on the greater MAGA grievance machine/grift-o-sphere.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 19:50 |
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istewart posted:No, sorry, I don't think there's such a thing as a distinct "Dilsphere." Adams is just a polyp on the greater MAGA grievance machine/grift-o-sphere. You're probably right but I wanna keep saying "Dilsphere."
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 20:20 |
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Akratic Method posted:You're probably right but I wanna keep saying "Dilsphere." sounds like something lacking a flared base
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 20:53 |
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To be fair, thanks to the heavyweight cultural influence of all those daily tear-off calendars and regifted coffee mugs that the state of New York will no longer be receiving, the Master Hypnosis Wizard of Southern California probably starts ensnaring his thralls by telling them, "first, consider a perfectly round, evenly dense Dilsphere..."
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 21:14 |
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Klyith posted:it's probably been pointed out ITT before but it's worth marveling again about how he cannot loving draw for poo poo after 30 loving years of doing it every day dominic deegan of newspaper comics let's be real
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 21:22 |
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Wizard Master
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 22:14 |
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Mudlark posted:dominic deegan of newspaper comics let's be real Even Terraciano learned how to draw noses, eventually.
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 22:18 |
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Ironslave posted:Even Terraciano learned how to draw noses, eventually. I looked up his recent comic and yeah, he's actually improved a gently caress ton compared to the DD days. Good for him
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 22:40 |
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scott adams is more like a confident version of andrew dobson
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 22:45 |
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idk he's never posted straight up fetish content
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Yet
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 23:21 |
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ELTON JOHN posted:ben garrison isn't dead tho in any that matters he is: creatively, morally, inside also metabolically
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 23:44 |
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cumpantry posted:idk he's never posted straight up fetish content the comic from 1/20/18 references electro BDSM does that count
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# ? Feb 21, 2024 23:47 |
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Rockman Reserve posted:the comic from 1/20/18 references electro BDSM does that count Why do you know this off the dome
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