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They short horses, don’t they?
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No, they shoot them. And bbby was taken behind the barn many months ago.
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Bobstar posted:They short horses, don’t they? Difference between the people in that story and the meme stonk crowd is the dance contestants had things so bad their only option was being exploited for entertainment.
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shame on an IGA posted:A dead horse is still a horse, these guys are putting exacta parleys on bottles of glue Still too close to betting on a real horse. They're trying to bet on a hermit crab at the Kentucky Derby.
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They're betting on the Beatles to reunite and win the World Series by five touchdowns.
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They are the starfish, entering a rock into a snail race.
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pixaal posted:They are the starfish, entering a rock into a snail race. https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/starfish.html posted:Adult sunflower sea stars can move at the astonishing speed of one meter per minute using 15,000 tube feet. https://www.papertrell.com/apps/pre...e0_default.html posted:Many snails move at a speed of less than 3 inches (8 centimeters) per minute. This means that if a snail did not stop to rest or eat, it could travel 16 feet (4.8 meters) per hour.
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Apparently PP is sending prayer-tweets to Pulte that Ryan Cohen needs to start following ThePPShow to give them a sign. This is a very serious and reasonable investment strategy.
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Cannot wait for all the current names to abandon this entirely and for the cult to wind up stuck on the last remaining prophet of the memestock Probably Kais, but maybe an even more obscure person on reddit
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rotinaj posted:Cannot wait for all the current names to abandon this entirely and for the cult to wind up stuck on the last remaining prophet of the memestock Look that anonomous youtube commentator that always Comments "farrrrrrt" on every BBAY and GME stock video knows something I tell you. Just look on 3/5 The commented "farrrt" but on the 6/5 video the commented "farrrrrrrrrrt", if you graph the r usages in each comment across time against shareprice you clearly see...
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dr_rat posted:Look that anonomous youtube commentator that always Comments "farrrrrrt" on every BBAY and GME stock video knows something I tell you. Just look on 3/5 The commented "farrrt" but on the 6/5 video the commented "farrrrrrrrrrt", if you graph the r usages in each comment across time against shareprice you clearly see... They're leaning on the r key for comedic effect when they spell "fart." You know who's name begins with R? ![]()
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dr_rat posted:Look that anonomous youtube commentator that always Comments "farrrrrrt" on every BBAY and GME stock video knows something I tell you. Just look on 3/5 The commented "farrrt" but on the 6/5 video the commented "farrrrrrrrrrt", if you graph the r usages in each comment across time against shareprice you clearly see... Faaaaaaarrrrrrrrttttt. This is not financial advice.
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Cyrano4747 posted:Sure, but that's just penny stocks. In your analogy this is like finding a bookie who will somehow let you bet on a horse that's already been euthanized. LOL. "Meme Stock Madness: betting on a horse that's already been euthanized."
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drk posted:I mean its basically just gambling? In years gone by, these guys would be talking about a hot tip on the fourth race down at the Aqueduct its gambling combined with Dunning-Kruger. None of the ![]() ![]()
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Once in awhile I'll see a post from someone admitting they lost a lot of money and were like you guys promised us we'd be rich and now I've lost it all, is no one going to actually apologize at the very least for all of this? The replies are always like "hey don't invest anything you're not ready to lose" or "hey none of us put a gun to your head and told you to buy it". Absolutely no empathy at all, even in defeat they're all horrible people.
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I made a haiku: apes together strong! they eat bananas don't they? to the moon! (divorce)
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The MOASS already happened. And they all missed it. That’s the funniest part.
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Tunicate posted:Look, it's a sure win, nobody's beating a dead horse. empty quote
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davecrazy posted:The MOASS already happened. And they all missed it. That’s the funniest part. No no no. That was a minor short squeeze. The stock going up to a million per share is the MOASS.
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davecrazy posted:The MOASS already happened. And they all missed it. That’s the funniest part. I'm sorry, I think you meant the "Mother of all Short SNEEZES", because I don't have $Texas yet.
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r/Teddy is slowly transitioning language from "buying BBBY bonds" to "buying Butterfly shares!", equating them through a firm ape belief in a future debt-for-equity swap that involves BBBY, GME, Teddy, and increasingly Toys R Us now that apparently there's some news about TRU making some death rattle thrashing in some private market so obviously it's going to the moon. I suppose the BBBY plan admin is probably happy that apes have found a new way to burn stacks of $100 bills and aren't bothering him anymore.
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These guys would buy Enron stock if they could get their hands on it.
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Bobstar posted:They short horses, don’t they? lmao
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I'm loading up on BADH stonks myself before the FEDs tell me I can't buy it anymore.
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I always double take seeing the action figure for a Fortnite character that looks like Agent 47 and then triple take seeing he's called Diamond Hanz.
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Shills in shambles LFG 🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕
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quote:
Top reply: quote:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1axxmc1/right_in_front_of_our_eyes/
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quote:well, even if I’m dead wrong about every single theory here (which I 100% acknowledge that I may be) I’m not the least bit worried. idk you should probably be at least a bit worried
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if he's wrong about every single theory here then there must be an even more outrageous theory that actually does explain everything, so there's no need to worry
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I ain't reading all that loving poo poo jfc what a rambling post.
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They're all the same poo poo when you get down to it too. Just the same buzzwords put together in slightly different orders.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They're all the same poo poo when you get down to it too. Just the same buzzwords put together in slightly different orders. You can also just take people talking about Jesus or any other religion and substitute a few keywords.
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pseudanonymous posted:You can also just take people talking about Jesus or any other religion and substitute a few keywords. It is definitely interesting how messianic the whole thing is
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Zero One posted:I was there for the snortable red crayon that only just barely won the banner contest, bedposts and mayo, a computer-chair, weekend FUD, ice cream and a frog, DRS that went from a tentative 10% to all-the-gently caress-in, the roadside sign guy, cookies for GS employees, cross DReSsing Ryan memes, Wu-Tang Clan and a dark gray hoodie, buying moar (I do like the stock), all-night banking lights (revealing other snortable things), rocket stickers, bananyas, winking leaders, and the holy trinity of 7:4:1. I watched and cheered as DFV stood up for people like me before Congress, and I drank a final shot with him when he posted a St. Patrick’s Day toast in March of ‘22. so this is what having a stroke feels like
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syntaxfunction posted:I ain't reading all that loving poo poo jfc what a rambling post. It's a religious testimonial. Here are the major themes:
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I knew a guy pre internet that had a manic episode and got all excited about some business crap but he'd fly off on enthusiastic rants about all types of things. That post feels a lot like that. It looks like mentally ill folks having manic episodes are getting snagged in meme stock nonsense. Manic people today can group up on the internet and validate each other. It's kind of sad.
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Big rear end On Fire posted:I knew a guy pre internet that had a manic episode and got all excited about some business crap but he'd fly off on enthusiastic rants about all types of things. That post feels a lot like that. It looks like mentally ill folks having manic episodes are getting snagged in meme stock nonsense. Manic people today can group up on the internet and validate each other. It's kind of sad. Lowtax gave a talk about this very phenomenon years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5lx-17OV8g It's kind of the basis of this entire site.
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It's been a few days since this thread got bumped, so I figured I'd give a brief update:
Naturally, this is all bullish.
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MD2020 posted:Naturally, this is all bullish. Doesn't "bullish" generally mean you should buy a stock/commodity/etc? How are they buying more BBBY?
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Hello Sailor posted:Doesn't "bullish" generally mean you should buy a stock/commodity/etc? How are they buying more BBBY? If there is one thing I have learned from all of this, there is always someone excited to accept money in exchange for a good of questionable provenance
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