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Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Failed Imagineer posted:

I guess if I'm going to post that poll a few days ago about Labours polling lead slipping, I should at least post the counterfactual update today

https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1760660509039177941?t=HML9w-zEPCxIw2GjnO4sqg&s=19

Tories in their rightful place as the 4th largest party lol

There doesn't seem to be any explanation as to where that comes from. I looked on the Yougov site and nothing there matches those numbers. Are they just made up?



https://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/48724-voting-intention-con-20-lab-46-20-21-feb-2024

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Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Failed Imagineer posted:

I guess if I'm going to post that poll a few days ago about Labours polling lead slipping, I should at least post the counterfactual update today

https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1760660509039177941?t=HML9w-zEPCxIw2GjnO4sqg&s=19

Tories in their rightful place as the 4th largest party lol

Lots of these polls suggest Glasgow will swing back to Labour, and I do think that's plausible, but I wonder how much all this loving about on Gaza is going to affect that. I know for me this whole business has convinced me to vote SNP again when previously I was considering not voting/spoiling my ballot, and I wonder how many others are thinking the same thing.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

There doesn't seem to be any explanation as to where that comes from. I looked on the Yougov site and nothing there matches those numbers. Are they just made up?



https://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/48724-voting-intention-con-20-lab-46-20-21-feb-2024

Well he posts those same popular vote totals in the first reply. Seat projections from national polling always requires a lot of assumptions and secret sauce, so it's worth keeping front of mind that this is just some disaffected leftoid doing quasi poo poo posting with polling data. It might be true, but I mostly only look at it for a source of lol and schad

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
It is your duty as a Scot to vote for the party best placed to gently caress Keith, which in all cases is the Scottish National Party.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


It should also be noted that the recent constituency changes could gently caress over Tories since in a landslide scenario they create more marginals which then could go Labour.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
i don't for a second believe those seat numbers are going to look anything near that but it is very funny to imagine

there's a timeline in which tories being the third party behind labour+LDs means the latter push each other to actually improve the country. but unfortunately we're in the timeline where we'd be slapping two bags of wet eggs against each other

Nuclear Spoon fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Feb 22, 2024

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

Are they just made up?
That account often posts completely false things

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Is it a secret tory sock puppet account?

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
i am not a "leftie". i am 32 years old and very tired

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Failed Imagineer posted:

Can the Opposition form a coalition? Do they even have to if they have enough seats for the various fake Shadow positions?

the Opposition is always a coalition because it’s everyone who’s not in Government

the various Shadow roles are appointed by the Leader of the Opposition who chooses his own party members because, why wouldn’t you

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

There doesn't seem to be any explanation as to where that comes from. I looked on the Yougov site and nothing there matches those numbers. Are they just made up?


Time and time again we need to be reminded that these polls are about as useful as tits on a bull.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Julio Cruz posted:

the Opposition is always a coalition because it’s everyone who’s not in Government

the various Shadow roles are appointed by the Leader of the Opposition who chooses his own party members because, why wouldn’t you
Well if it's the Lib Dems leader who is LOTO, then in exchange for a 5p tax on kinder eggs they'll probably give them all out to the other parties.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Yeah far as I know Stats for Lefties is run by a literal 16 year old who just posts whatever for clout, I’d not pay them much heed outside of fully sourced polls.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Julio Cruz posted:

the Opposition is always a coalition because it’s everyone who’s not in Government

the various Shadow roles are appointed by the Leader of the Opposition who chooses his own party members because, why wouldn’t you

Gotcha, cheers

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

In the event of it being Boris it's more likely the constitution would copy the French system where the PM handles domestic issues and the President fucks all day and walks around with his cock out.

Being fair France is very good at prosecuting former presidents too. Just less torture.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Had to google who the Lib Dem leader even is, it's still Sir Edward Jonathan Davey.

I bet his dining situation is even more bizarre than Farage and Hoyle, chair on the ceiling and TV on the floor with a fan to blow biscuits around or some poo poo, but afaik nobody is even interested enough to document it, so he may just spend all his time lurking near rivers and bus stations.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Sir Ed Davey, the guy from the post office scandal?

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Guavanaut posted:

Had to google who the Lib Dem leader even is, it's still Sir Edward Jonathan Davey.

The guy off QI who always loses?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

Sir Ed Davey, the guy from the post office scandal?
Yes, that Sir Ed Davey. Still the leader.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Weird how they still want to have Ed Davey, from the Horizon part office scandal, as the standard bearer.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

this is exactly what i expected to happen given the state of this oval office

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Guavanaut posted:

:hmmyes:


Nowhere that still uses Babylonian time should be allowed to call themselves metricated.

man i can't wait till titty o'clock

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Well that's the name for my exotic dance venue and decimal time advocacy think tank sorted :tipshat:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Wasn't that one of the original Bond girls?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

the dog post sucked and deserved a probe imo. irrespective of any real world desire for murdering dogs the poster does or does not have.

also the thread opted out of d&d style moderation, not moderation in general, at least that's my understanding. the post would've been probed anywhere for being a bad post, not for breaching the third amendment of rule 2.14 in appendix g.

If you wanted a zone free of general site modding then you'd want fyad, and people have already expressed a desire to see less of my posts so seems that is not what is wanted

POst more imo.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Bobstar posted:

The guy off QI who always loses?

Yes, the Liberal Democrat leader

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

crispix posted:

this is exactly what i expected to happen given the state of this oval office
I continue to maintain that Starmer thinks it's called Labour because 'those people' love working.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

La Bour 'the cottage'

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I thought it was called Labour because it makes you feel like screaming and making GBS threads yourself?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


The replies to that tweet are blackly hilarious. Half the nation hates him for kowtowing to "Muslim jihadis" by proposing a ceasefire motion and the other half hates him for supporting a genocide.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Amazing that they've somehow got everyone going off about one of two Eastern Mediterranean countries and not a single reply that I can see about the NHS, in Britain, which is what the tweet was supposed to be about.

Made all those 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧s at their presentations and all over their literature worth it.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/RedfieldWilton/status/1760620651210051775
https://twitter.com/RedfieldWilton/status/1760623028327583762
https://twitter.com/RedfieldWilton/status/1760625539767783920
:toot:

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Jedit posted:

The replies to that tweet are blackly hilarious. Half the nation hates him for kowtowing to "Muslim jihadis" by proposing a ceasefire motion and the other half hates him for supporting a genocide.

Fuuuucking hell. Those replies. :yikes: Please tell me Twitter isn't actually representative of large groups of anyone anymore and it's just engagement baiting... right? Right?!?

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
if they've got a bluetick then almost certainly - also people with not-abhorrent opinions have been steadily fleeing over the past year

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Mebh posted:

Fuuuucking hell. Those replies. :yikes: Please tell me Twitter isn't actually representative of large groups of anyone anymore and it's just engagement baiting... right? Right?!?

I think it's engagement baiting.

I only know 1 or 2 people in 'real' life who use twitter. They are completely oblivious to a lot of what we post about on here. Most of the people I engage with IRL* are say 40-80 yo and almost all of them rely on BBC as a bastion of truth and bringing to public awareness anything important, and if they're of a leftish inclination trust the Graun, and if of a right wing inclination trust The Times. (Only a couple are Mail or Torygraph readers).

*not necessarily friends or family - includes people I work with & other residents of the block I live in.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Twitter has (e; or, well, had) a bunch of reasonably normal people around and unless you're personal mufos you're never going to see them, everything else is either engagement bait, trolling, or the worst kind of spiderbrainwormed gammon who has given Elon Musk $8 to be able to post worse.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would suggest that Being Normal probably involves not being subscribed to keir starmer's twitter. That seems like the kind of thing that would be both product and cause of brain worms.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Otoh Labour's complete lack of any domestic or Commonwealth policies has left them wide open to being torn apart over I/P, because what the gently caress else do they have?

Fixing the schools? Cutting the plastic and paraffin wax cladding off of people's homes? Nationalizing the water? Creating a shipbuilding program to help out the Caribbean when extreme weather comes which you can pitch as both 'green jobs' and 'stronk navy'? Chewing the Tories and Blairites out for allowing the domestic deterrent to be replaced with 50 tons of yankee chipboard that falls off the boat? Nah.

Venezuela is openly threatening to steal 2/3rds of Guyana, something that only the most potato brained tankie who thinks that Maduro is actually a socialist supports? *crickets chirping*

Sticking your dick in a 70 year old meatgrinder and managing to do it with all the sincerity and commitment of a Home Counties fund manager saying "food poverty is terrible" on Facebook while trying to claim their kids' private school fees as charitable donations? Hell yeah I'm t..tough enough.

I'm kinda glad they're getting poo poo on for their barest attempt at policy even if it is by an agent smith legion of

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Twitter is meaningless.

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Gort posted:

Twitter is meaningless.

Until the next US president starts using it as the means by which he runs the world's only superpower again, of course.

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