Captain Hygiene posted:

Multiple threads are going on about the coffee commercial, the schad's on me for logging on this morning

Captain Hygiene posted:

Multiple threads are going on about the coffee commercial, the schad's on me for logging on this morning

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I did not know Folgers owned pornhub. This explains far too much

Blue Moonlight posted:

Well, how else would you explain “Big rear end latina teen chased by folgers loving TREX on hoverboard then hosed”?

Karate Bastard posted:

I got Folgered in another thread. I blame you people.

staberind posted:

tru fax : where my family is from in the northwest of france, people often have hip problems earlier than usual, due to historical incest, in the uk, otoh, people just look like that.

Der Kyhe posted:

Someone dropped the Folgers-incest-Jeffrey Combs connection in one of the Star Trek threads just last weekend. I blame that.

dinahmoe posted:

Were you up around County Mayo? I have family in Killadoon, and I was surprised when I last looked at a map of the area and saw a couple of surf shops. Much different from the last time I visited back in the 80s. It was all sheep and no surf.

Der Kyhe posted:

Someone dropped the Folgers-incest-Jeffrey Combs connection in one of the Star Trek threads just last weekend. I blame that.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Ummm, whereabouts exactly? Asking for, well, me...

Captain Hygiene posted:

Multiple threads are going on about the coffee commercial, the schad's on me for logging on this morning

Nenonen posted:

Stepbrother what are you brewing???

staberind posted:

in yer moind, right, drae a circle around "brest" ok?
50 km around brest. they did that, mingt as well gently caress ye cousin
why are you arging with me!! > points at some math

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Merci. I know on my mother's side we have ancestors from southwest of Nantes. My father's side includes Huguenots, but not sure what region(s).

Mauser posted:

La Rochelle, to the south of Nantes, was a Huguenots stronghold until Richelieu put an end to the Huguenots in France. I would say he is probably not the worst villain the Catholic church has produced, but he's gotta be up there.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I think my current goal is to verify whether a certain man really is my ancestor. There is some dispute about whether he was or not. I'm hoping there's enough DNA info out there to verify whether he is or not. I'd love advice on the best way to go about this.

Andre Bernard was born in or around 1620 in Beauvoir-Sur-Mer, in western France. He became a stonemason, and around 1641 migrated to New France (or Acadia), and came into the service of one of Acadia's governors, Charles La Tour. There were two governors, La Tour and Charles d'Aulnay, because the lieutenant governor had died and the bureaucrats in France divvied up the land between these two. However, their incompetence in doing so caused these two to quarrel over certain places.

La Tour had built a fort on the shore around where Saint John, New Brunswick is now. It was a strategic trading location and d'Aulnay was not happy about this. While La Tour was better liked by people, d'Aulnay had better connections (he was apparently related to Cardinal Richelieu). d'Aulnay attacked the fort while La Tour was away, which became the Acadian Civil War. La Tour's wife led the defense of the fort, and it held until the 3rd day. d'Aulnay promised to let the men go if he could take the fort, but once Madam La Tour agreed he changed his mind and had almost all the men executed, and made her watch with a noose around her neck.

One man from La Tour's fort was the hangman, it's not certain whether he volunteered for the role or was forced into it. That man was Andre Bernard, my supposed 8-greats grandfather. After the hangings, he was sent back to France and told the courts what happened, who then sent him back with an envoy to figure out what the gently caress to do about this shitshow.

Der Kyhe posted:

Someone dropped the Folgers-incest-Jeffrey Combs connection in one of the Star Trek threads just last weekend. I blame that.

LookieLoo posted:

Non Compos Mentis posted:

How do they get the coffee to gently caress?

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I've ignored that commercial for years and I finally watched it and can confirm is actually everybody calling it the incest commercial who are sick in the head. Jesus. It's just a guy returning home after a long time and his sister being happy to see him.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I've ignored that commercial for years and I finally watched it and can confirm is actually everybody calling it the incest commercial who are sick in the head. Jesus. It's just a guy returning home after a long time and his sister being happy to see him.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I've ignored that commercial for years and I finally watched it and can confirm is actually everybody calling it the incest commercial who are sick in the head. Jesus. It's just a guy returning home after a long time and his sister being happy to see him.

Jen heir rick posted:

Nah man this is pretty weird (watch till the end):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKgKPGBa9EQ

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I've ignored that commercial for years and I finally watched it and can confirm is actually everybody calling it the incest commercial who are sick in the head. Jesus. It's just a guy returning home after a long time and his sister being happy to see him.