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LifeSunDeath posted:Gutfields dad's rear end in a top hat is gonna be lonely It’s the Dilbert guy that fingers his dad’s rear end in a top hat not gutfeld.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:41
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Durf posted:Lol remember when some GOP heel with a history of road rage tried this on a Prius driver and got ventilated  holy poo poo, this story.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:41
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kazil posted:
This one is extra funny because it's something a lot of poo poo heads have hosed around and found out about. Rich, stupid person: "I'll offer big money to anyone who can prove that I'm a crackot!" [Five minutes later] Competetent professional who knows what they're talking about : "Done! I'll take my money in the form of a check." Rich, stupid person: "Hold on, I've moved the goalposts way over here." CPWKWTTA: "That wasn't what you said." RSP: "What are you going to do? Sue me?" [One year later] Judge: "I find that you are a crackot and owe big money!" RSP: "The system is rigged against rich, white people who are idiots!"
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Feb 22, 2024 22:42
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Orange Cat posted:What? Why? BMWs demand armed responses? I don’t like Tesla but there are some hot takes in this thread about stupid poo poo. BMW drivers are subhuman scum OP Most likely to have DUIs: https://www.autoblog.com/article/bmw-drivers-get-more-duis-than-owners-of-other-brands/ Least likely to stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk, most likely to have road rage incidents: https://www.insurancebusinessmag.com/ca/news/breaking-news/were-driving-rude--and-bmw-drivers-are-the-worst-43095.aspx Anecdotally they've almost killed me when I was walking, when I was driving, and especially when I was cycling. When I get buzzed on a bicycle I don't even have to look, BWM every loving time. The one time I didn't get abused by BMWs is when I started cycling with a crossbow slung to my back. So yeah I think armed response is the only language those apes understand.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:44
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The IVF thing makes sense in a "logically consistent" way if you are a whacko Evangelical and state "sperm + egg = baby." It's an insane stance to have, but if that is the world you live in, then that line of thinking naturally follows. I think the polling data showing support for IVF among pro-life shows that they really don't apply critical thinking. Also , it shows their hand a bit more in that pro life movement is more about controlling women than saving babies. I know this post is from the No poo poo Sherlock files, but the rhetoric that comes from the mouths of prolifers comes off like they think they are thoughtful and moral, while it's becoming absolutely apparent it's not.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:45
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bird with big dick posted:It’s the Dilbert guy that fingers his dad’s rear end in a top hat not gutfeld. Gutter Phoenix would have a word with you about this
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Feb 22, 2024 22:45
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Speedboat Jones posted:
lol that the dead piece of poo poo had a laser sight too lol also would have committed two separate incidents of attempted murder, had he survived-- first with the car then the gun. or at least assault with a deadly weapon. and not to mention the easiest loving lawsuit filed by the other guy lol
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Feb 22, 2024 22:45
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Zero VGS posted:BMW drivers are subhuman scum OP I can't believe they beat out Dodge Rammifications.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:47
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Feb 22, 2024 22:48
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ENGORON SHOULD REMOVE HIS ROBE SO THAT I CAN PRESENT PHOTOS OF HIS ENGORORGED HOG IN CONGRESS
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Feb 22, 2024 22:51
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Disrobed...lol.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:51
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So wait MTG wants Engoron to be stripped naked?
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Feb 22, 2024 22:51
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quote:move to Alabama I’m sensing a fatal flaw in this plan
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Feb 22, 2024 22:52
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is' disrobed' a legit legal term or does it just have the meaning I'm familiar with, to literally strip clothes off
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Feb 22, 2024 22:52
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Move to Antarctica for all we care. 
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Feb 22, 2024 22:52
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I mean what if you stored them at home in a.freezer
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Feb 22, 2024 22:53
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I hate this country
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Feb 22, 2024 22:53
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Zero VGS posted:BMW drivers are subhuman scum OP I didn’t expect to learn this today. There is an old bar joke that goes something like: A BMW driver gets into an accident and wrecks his car. While being tended to by paramedics he just stands there hysterically shrieking “My Beemer! My Beeeeeeeemer!” Eventually one of the paramedics gets fed up and yells at him, “Would you shut up already you self-absorbed jackass? You’re so worried about your stupid expensive car you haven’t even noticed you lost your hand in the accident.” The BMW driver looks down at the mangled stump where his hand used to be, takes a deep breath, and screams, “My Roleeeeeeex!”
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Feb 22, 2024 22:54
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 That lady loves getting dudes nudes by any means necessary.DISROBE ENGERGORGON
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Feb 22, 2024 22:54
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Feb 22, 2024 22:54
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she must mean 'defrocked'
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Feb 22, 2024 22:54
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Haverchuck posted:is' disrobed' a legit legal term or does it just have the meaning I'm familiar with, to literally strip clothes off No she means disbarred or defrocked, disrobed definitely means strip naked lmao E: p sure it's fake tho free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 22, 2024 |
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Feb 22, 2024 22:55
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how are you so good at this dude
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Feb 22, 2024 22:55
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Haverchuck posted:she must mean 'defrocked' isnt this a church thing though
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Feb 22, 2024 22:55
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God damnit who could possibly give a single gently caress about this poo poo?
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Feb 22, 2024 22:55
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Bottom Liner posted:
Dear Trump, Eat my poo poo lmao Love, Judge E.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:56
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https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1760761957437599856 When they say this kind of poo poo, we should absolutely believe them
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Feb 22, 2024 22:56
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Hollismason posted:I mean what if you stored them at home in a.freezer The IVF lab is also registered as a religious boarding school.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:56
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Haverchuck posted:she must mean 'defrocked' maybe they mean degloved
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Feb 22, 2024 22:57
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Yeah I'm pretty sure she confused defrocked which is a real thing churches do and disrobed which is not something
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Feb 22, 2024 22:57
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Judges are de-benched
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Feb 22, 2024 22:57
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1760761957437599856 So, uh, I can't watch this at the moment (no sound) but surely there has to be some context that isn't literally saying you are going to overthrow the government in public.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:58
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Disrobed Energon lol MTG is horny as hell all the time
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Feb 22, 2024 22:58
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1760761957437599856 So someone else is going to get taser ballsed? 
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Feb 22, 2024 22:58
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ImpAtom posted:So, uh, I can't watch this at the moment (no sound) but surely there has to be some context that isn't literally saying you are going to overthrow the government in public. The context is that they want to overthrow democracy in America.
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Feb 22, 2024 22:59
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1760761957437599856 
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Feb 22, 2024 23:00
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That reminds me of a more exclusive country club. https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/01/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-not-welcome-indian-creek-country-club-mar-a-lago "You have to be nominated and make a formal application. But it only takes one member to object against any new member, and many members are objecting, particularly after the events at the Capitol on January 6.” They added, “The Indian Creek Country Club members are very picky and the word is that Javanka need not apply,” going on the suggest that “Jared and Ivanka can lunch with their fellow ‘patriots’ at Mar-a-Lago.”
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Feb 22, 2024 23:01
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1760761957437599856 Jesus H. Christ. I clicked on this assuming that he was doing a sarcastic "We are all domestic terrorists" eye-roll thing, but nope. e: Is that Bannon who responded to that with Amen? Aramis fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Feb 22, 2024 |
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Feb 22, 2024 23:04
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1760761957437599856 I’m legit loving astonished that I had to scroll through nine replies to find the first pinhead going “AcSuALly wE’rE a rEpUbLiC noT a DemOcRaCy”
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Feb 22, 2024 23:05
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ImpAtom posted:So, uh, I can't watch this at the moment (no sound) but surely there has to be some context that isn't literally saying you are going to overthrow the government in public. Nope, none at all. He then goes on to say "and we'll replace it with this right here" and holds up a closed fist.
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