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PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Boy I'm breathlessly waiting what dipshit take mtg has tomorrow, sure hope someone asks her!

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Toxic Mental posted:

But that was clearly an off-teleprompter moment and it's his own drat wife... and yes I know he's a loving stupid idiot but that's just bonkers

Here's why that's bad for Biden.

Him doing a dementia speed run from now until the election would be almost as satisfying as seeing him locked up and fully lucid.

Trump loses the election, gets a prison sentence but doesn't have any idea why he's there, just confused as gently caress, rapidly blasting into obscurity and infinitely isolated.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

This is how the right is responding to the whole ordeal: https://x.com/roxie32819/status/1761581195635171410?s=46

Edit: f;b

I just rated the note as unreliable.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The real question we need to ask was whether or not Mercedes Schlapp was actually there or if he thought some other person was her

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Does anyone have the name of the guy who troll right wing protests by acting even stupider than they are until they tell him to gently caress off and try to beat him up? I think he wears a trump cape.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Outrail posted:

Does anyone have the name of the guy who troll right wing protests by acting even stupider than they are until they tell him to gently caress off and try to beat him up? I think he wears a trump cape.

https://www.youtube.com/@ProfessionalDouche/videos

rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD


Outrail posted:

Does anyone have the name of the guy who troll right wing protests by acting even stupider than they are until they tell him to gently caress off and try to beat him up? I think he wears a trump cape.

Michael Picard?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Outrail posted:

Does anyone have the name of the guy who troll right wing protests by acting even stupider than they are until they tell him to gently caress off and try to beat him up? I think he wears a trump cape.

Eric Trump?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

kazil posted:

Eric Trump?

rafikki posted:

Michael Picard?


All correct answers thanks

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Do you know about the three seashells?

You have to know about the three seashells



I somehow snuck it into my warhammer 40k rpg game that everyone uses the three seashells in this part of the imperium

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






like this could honestly be the reason and its what the chuds are going with.

but uhh if you rewatch it... he just randomly talks about her? like freudian slip and/or dementia-brains still doesn't look great.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Strong Sauce posted:

thequartering said the new xmen is woke because rogue's butt isn't drawn as big.

I just saw that episode today (where Rogue's on her side and people have sexualized a two second clip of her recovering from getting hit) and my takeaway is that it's a loving cartoon.

Being conservative must totally suck as everything set you off, even 30 seconds of a cartoon.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I think I already mentioned my former brother in law getting instantly mad if be saw a minority on screen and changing the channel and being told by my sister in law he had to stop watching tv if it made him so mad

COVID denier/ anti masker as well

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Strong Sauce posted:

like this could honestly be the reason and its what the chuds are going with.

but uhh if you rewatch it... he just randomly talks about her? like freudian slip and/or dementia-brains still doesn't look great.

She was the last name her heard/person he spoke to before getting on stage.

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

Professor Shark posted:

I think I already mentioned my former brother in law getting instantly mad if be saw a minority on screen and changing the channel and being told by my sister in law he had to stop watching tv if it made him so mad

COVID denier/ anti masker as well

What can he even watch then without getting angry? Old TV westerns from the 50's?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"Mercedes, that's pretty good"

I don't even understand what the gently caress that could mean if he did mean Melania

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Strong Sauce posted:

like this could honestly be the reason and its what the chuds are going with.

but uhh if you rewatch it... he just randomly talks about her? like freudian slip and/or dementia-brains still doesn't look great.

He mentions his wife, and people start rising for a standing ovation (lol really?) and I think Trump was just thanking Mercedes for I dunno organizing it or leading it or something

Trump literally forgot to mention Eric when reading the names of his family off of note cards too

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
poo poo's stupid. Make it go faster.
Time to start calling her Dark Mercedes.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




youknowthatoneguy posted:

What can he even watch then without getting angry? Old TV westerns from the 50's?

A carefully curated selection of Leave it to Beaver episodes, and three episodes of Little House on the Prairie.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

kazil posted:


Trump literally forgot to mention Eric when reading the names of his family off of note cards too

"forgot"

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

youknowthatoneguy posted:

What can he even watch then without getting angry? Old TV westerns from the 50's?

Ai Created Gorilla channel.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Nessus posted:

The branding is too strong but they can definitely lose hilariously

Here's hoping.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

poo poo's stupid. Make it go faster.
Time to start calling her Dark Mercedes.

Letitia took all his money

Dark Mercedes took what was left

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Outrail posted:

She was the last name her heard/person he spoke to before getting on stage.

Oh poo poo! Mercedes Schlapp for VP?!!!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Alan Smithee posted:

Letitia took all his money

Dark Mercedes took what was left
Mercedes Dark is a pretty good porn name. I mean, you could easily imagine reading a headline like "Three-time AVN award winner Mercedes Dark has just signed a two-year exclusive contract with Brazzers..."

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Strong Sauce posted:

like this could honestly be the reason and its what the chuds are going with.

but uhh if you rewatch it... he just randomly talks about her? like freudian slip and/or dementia-brains still doesn't look great.
a lot of his 'gaffes' are like this - he's just an unorganised speaker and won't or can't read off a teleprompter, so he's always changing topics or sentence subjects without ever resolving or transitioning from the previous one. he comes off as confused because he just stands there and talks about whatever slushes through his mind based on (i presume) topic prompts on the teleprompter rather than having a professionally written speech that clumps all the similar topics together so a speaker can move from one to the other without confusing the audience.
none of his base cares that he's orderless mush brain because they're emotionally invested in the relatability of incompetence.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

FMguru posted:

Mercedes Dark is a pretty good porn name. I mean, you could easily imagine reading a headline like "Three-time AVN award winner Mercedes Dark has just signed a two-year exclusive contract with Brazzers..."

I actually read that exact headline in the New York Times like last month, it's true.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
Lol it's going to start to get real hard for Republicans to pretend trump doesn't have actual pudding for brains

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

youknowthatoneguy posted:

What can he even watch then without getting angry? Old TV westerns from the 50's?

Friends repeats

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol it's going to start to get real hard for Republicans to pretend trump doesn't have actual pudding for brains

actually a deteriorating brain makes him the only one who can save our country! it's a strength, god. figure it out libtard

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

He's addressing Mercedes and bragging about the applause Melania gets

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

WHY BONER NOW posted:

actually a deteriorating brain makes him the only one who can save our country! it's a strength, god. figure it out libtard

Heh. Old argument in new clothing. It used to be: "He's unpredictable! You don't know what he's going to do!"


Except now, when ever Trump starts screaming about nuclear poo poo, it's easier to distract him with a burger.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



WHY BONER NOW posted:

actually a deteriorating brain makes him the only one who can save our country! it's a strength, god. figure it out libtard

"Hey, it worked for Reagan, right?"

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I know the answer is lol lmao but if the dems were able to steal the election in 2020, when they were out at every level; how can Trump expect to win a super rigged and stollen election in 2024 against dems who control the whole system?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 34 hours!

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Ai Created Gorilla channel.

where at

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol it's going to start to get real hard for Republicans to pretend trump doesn't have actual pudding for brains

leadbrained chuds won't care

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 34 hours!

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol it's going to start to get real hard for Republicans to pretend trump doesn't have actual pudding for brains

what makes you think that

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
They won't pretend, they'll endorse it. Look at this Trump, creating new English every time he speaks!

Woke Obamrsh is the biggest thread to election security! One time I walked into an ikea and said "give me a ham sandwich", and the people inside actually spoke English. English. Can you believe it? I thought they were Swedish. I love their balls.

- DJT

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


It's simply that Melania is the Mercedes of wives

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