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Cacator posted:Cuntley is kind of an insult-proof name if you think about it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:16 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:12 |
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Yeah, a good prank doesn't generally leave a victim crying from physical and emotional pain. I'm also dying at the "super fuckable" 300 morbidly obese woman. When people use the term fuckable, they generally mean how hot someone is and it's not a statement to quantify the amount of folds and flabs that one can insert themselves into. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:17 |
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AITA for telling my son’s girlfriend to break up with him?quote:My (F41) son (M20) has been in a relationship with his girlfriend, Lily (F20), for about three years now. Lmao, Lily, ya didn’t need to rat out the mom!
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:21 |
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PetraCore posted:Who cares if Meadow is hippy poo poo? Not even that hippy, there's literally a character on the Sopranos called that.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:26 |
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FMguru posted:Discovered a new (to me) subreddit - r/OhNoConsequences - and it has some gold to mine. Like this (a r/ra post from four years ago) So basically this guy's issue is he's mad his brother moved on instead of malingering on it like he has, and that his parents never gave him their blessing for betraying his brother. So many words just to say his happiness depends on his brothers' unhappiness.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:27 |
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Deified Data posted:So basically this guy's issue is he's mad his brother moved on instead of malingering on it like he has, and that his parents never gave him their blessing for betraying his brother. So many words just to say his happiness depends on his brothers' unhappiness. "my wife is a permanent reminder of the time I emotionally destroyed you. why don't we hang out more?"
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:30 |
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Crocobile posted:AITA for telling my son’s girlfriend to break up with him? Well at least you won't be too cut up losing contact with your son when he moves out I guess.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:40 |
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DangerDongs posted:I'm also dying at the "super fuckable" 300 morbidly obese woman. When people use the term fuckable, they generally mean how hot someone is and it's not a statement to quantify the amount of folds and flabs that one can insert themselves into. I'm honestly impressed by her confidence. Hell, I'm half her weight and think I'm pretty unfuckable (though a fair bit of that is general goonishness as much as anything else).
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:46 |
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Cuntley is an awful girl's name but probably fine if you're planning on your son growing up to be an evil majordomo played by Tim Curry or something
A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Feb 27, 2024 |
# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:47 |
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Cuntly is a bad name, but how about Cuntleigh?
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:48 |
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Cacator posted:Cuntley is kind of an insult-proof name if you think about it. That's why if I were to ever become a politician, I'd just get a Hitler moustache. My political opponents would be constantly frustrated by their inability to satirise and demonise me by drawing me with a Hitler moustache. I'd be like "yes, that is how I look tyvm "
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:49 |
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keep punching joe posted:Cuntly is a bad name, but how about Cuntleigh? Cuntleigh Ambrose is probably what the Aussie batters called Curtley behind his back.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:56 |
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Mx. posted:AITA? I bought a non-traditional toy for my niece. Are you kidding? That's A+ level parenting from a non-parent. Rat Patrol posted:Here in the US we JUST had a parent of a school shooter found guilty of manslaughter despite their son having been charged as an adult. The justice system frequently does not make sense when the situation gets crazy The Crumbley case was its own brand of hosed up. The shooter was 15, had been asking his chud parents for help with the demons telling him to do bad things (literally), and his parents' response was to buy him a gun and tell him to hide the ammo better. When the school contacted the parents about getting him help after he was caught drawing pictures of killing people with the words "Help Me" written on classwork, they refused and forced the school to send him back to class. THEN he shot his fellow students. His parents' response then? To abandon the kid to the police, ditch their phones, and flee. They failed their child at every step of the way. He should absolutely be in prison for what he's done and get help for whatever issues he has. The people who should bear the brunt of this punishment, his parents, are getting off lightly.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:59 |
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Shanghaied posted:In which "AH" has a different meaning: I found the book they are talking about. It's called Mein Kampf Eine kritische Edition and was the work of several years from the Institute of Contemporary History in Munich, its 2000 pages and more annotations and notes then original text. It cites tons on current events, news articles, mass publications of the time to disprove a lot of the myths about it as well. It is also expensive as hell and clearly a scholarly review, it doesn't even try to hide it. Being shocked at seeing it in the home of a professional academic historian is dumb but understandable, however it can be settled with 30 seconds of conversation "oh that was published once the original copywright expired, its meant to be the definitive scholarly critical edition and is also a history of how the book came about and its influence"
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:10 |
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Deified Data posted:So basically this guy's issue is he's mad his brother moved on instead of malingering on it like he has, and that his parents never gave him their blessing for betraying his brother. So many words just to say his happiness depends on his brothers' unhappiness. He commented a lot on that post (his only post under that account) and he just digs his hole deeper and deeper, it's genuinely impressive.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:10 |
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BrideOfUglycat posted:The Crumbley case was its own brand of hosed up. The shooter was 15, had been asking his chud parents for help with the demons telling him to do bad things (literally), and his parents' response was to buy him a gun and tell him to hide the ammo better. When the school contacted the parents about getting him help after he was caught drawing pictures of killing people with the words "Help Me" written on classwork, they refused and forced the school to send him back to class. THEN he shot his fellow students. Yeah, he explicitly asked his mother for help and when she was asked on the stand why she didn't intervene her response was 'oh he was always such a joker I thought he was making a joke'
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:13 |
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AITA for wanting the toilet door lockedquote:So in my family no one really locked the bathroom growing up, neither when they were showering nor when taking a dump or a quick pee. When I first moved out, my roommate and I bonded over the fact that we both came families where the parents don't even always close the door when they're doing their business, like we were both "OMG it's so nice to live with someone who doesn't want to talk to you when they're taking the morning poo poo." That and we both have dads who does the weekly cleaning in their underwear and nothing else.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:16 |
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Kurieg posted:Yeah, he explicitly asked his mother for help and when she was asked on the stand why she didn't intervene her response was 'oh he was always such a joker I thought he was making a joke' Some article said she was making fun of her son in texts to her affair partner over it as well. In the time frame shortly after the shooting the idea of charging the parents was met with the right wing fear of jack boot thugs arresting innocent angel parents but as more information came out the parents were so completely negligent no one was batting an eye at them facing charges for being accessories to the mass shooting, I don't even think Fox News bothered to make noise about it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:22 |
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BrideOfUglycat posted:Are you kidding? That's A+ level parenting from a non-parent. OH yeah I didn't get into details because I didn't want to derail the thread with something extremely hosed up. I personally dislike the parents, find them horrible, believe they deserve punishments for the many times they neglected their child and misused firearms. I'm just saying, it's certainly something that they tried the kid as an adult (I say "tried" but he did a plea so there's no trial) and then also held the parents responsible for his actions. I think I would feel better about them being held accountable for THEIR actions (the neglect and absolute irresponsibility with their firearms) than his, or him being treated like a minor and them being held responsible for him, but like you say, the case is super hosed. I don't shed a tear for the parents getting what they're getting. Mostly I'm worried about the precedent going forward but that's neither here nor there Rat Patrol fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for wanting the toilet door locked That is genuinely disturbing.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:24 |
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I feel like "doesn't even know what I look like naked anymore" and "she is my mother and that it's nothing she hasn't seen anyways" are a bit contradictory.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:27 |
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What's with all the Canadian prosthetics today? WIBTAH if I sued my best friends sister for breaking my prosthetic leg quote:A couple of days ago, my best friends youngest sisters (5 and 7 years old) broke my hip prosthetic leg, while I was resting, and her middle sister (20 years old) apparently watched.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:37 |
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for wanting the toilet door locked One of the things that bothered me most about the dorm bathrooms during my first year at university, was that you could walk into an empty room, go to the furthest toilet stall from the door, and, inevitably, if someone else walked in while you were in there, they would ignore the entire row of toilets on the other side of the room, sit in the stall right next to you, and try to start a conversation. WTF I DON'T WANT TO TALK WHILE ON THE TOILET, GO THE gently caress AWAY!
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:39 |
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FMguru posted:That whole post is a gem. It's clear that the only reason OP is feeling a simulacrum of remorse is that he feels his family relationships shifting under his feet. When he blew up his brother's relationship and stole his GF, he was the bad guy, but mom and dad and most of the family came around when the first grandchild was born, and the brothers going NC for ten years meant that the issue was never pushed. But now the two brothers have been re-contacted, both of them have new families overflowing with grandchildren, the mom has told OP's wife that she openly despises her and is taking the younger siblings to spend holidays with their newly-discovered nieces and nephews, and his dad had a big sad breakdown when he saw his two estranged sons' thriving families. Even OP's wife is starting to get nervous about her place in the firmament and it's causing stress in her marriage. All the bad mojo that OP thought he'd buried ten years ago is coming back (with interest), and so he's trying to figure out a way to end his estrangement with his brothers before it all comes crashing down on him. I just wanted to say this is an excellent post and I agree whole heartedly.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:44 |
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Alright, enough with the stolen prosthetic stories.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:47 |
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The_Franz posted:One of the things that bothered me most about the dorm bathrooms during my first year at university, was that you could walk into an empty room, go to the furthest toilet stall from the door, and, inevitably, if someone else walked in while you were in there, they would ignore the entire row of toilets on the other side of the room, sit in the stall right next to you, and try to start a conversation. We don't really have dorms in the same way in this country, but I once stayed in a friend's dorm room in the UK while visiting. I was taking a shower one evening, and some guy got into the stall next to me, we started talking and he shared his joint with me (the partition was only neck-high), which was cool of him. (Apparently the students in that building all smoked weed and tobacco in the showers, because it's the only place in the dorm with no smoke detector, because the steam would otherwise set them off)
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:48 |
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Another estranged parent incoming.... although ol' boomer here done the right thing. AITA for telling my son’s girlfriend to break up with him? quote:My (F41) son (M20) has been in a relationship with his girlfriend, Lily (F20), for about three years now. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:49 |
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The_Franz posted:One of the things that bothered me most about the dorm bathrooms during my first year at university, was that you could walk into an empty room, go to the furthest toilet stall from the door, and, inevitably, if someone else walked in while you were in there, they would ignore the entire row of toilets on the other side of the room, sit in the stall right next to you, and try to start a conversation. Did they ever slide their foot under your side of the stall, the notorious sign for "want to have a conversation?" Or was it more like, "Pooping huh, well alright."
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:50 |
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Electric Wrigglies posted:Another estranged parent incoming.... I guess it IS Tuesday...
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:50 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Alright, enough with the stolen prosthetic stories. Awww, was just about to post the one with the guy who stole one and wanted to be heralded as a hero for recovering it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:51 |
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DangerDongs posted:Did they ever slide their foot under your side of the stall, the notorious sign for "want to have a conversation?" I find the latter to be just as intrusive as the former. You dont need to have a smalltalk while taking a poo poo, America
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:54 |
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Fatty posted:Awww, was just about to post the one with the guy who stole one and wanted to be heralded as a hero for recovering it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:55 |
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Great comment on a boring post:quote:NTA. Your mother is behaving unreasonably. And causing other people to call you was also unreasonable. That man is not your adopted father, he is your father. You are absolutely making the right decision.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:56 |
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Cythereal posted:17 year old nephew charged with assault and theft over $5000. Is also being sued in civil court. This is one I wish I knew the outcome of. It was from July 2015, and google news has nothing in Ontario for theft of a leg in all of 2015.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:08 |
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keep punching joe posted:Cuntly is a bad name, but how about Cuntleigh? OK, now it wraps around and becomes good again
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:15 |
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Cynntleighh
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:18 |
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Mr Teatime posted:Mom just pure raging because the kid won’t stop squeaking the squeaker. Get her a drum kit next time, dog drums if necessary.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:20 |
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The Alchemist posted:I find the latter to be just as intrusive as the former. You dont need to have a smalltalk while taking a poo poo, America Yeah, do it through graffiti, the old-fashioned way— Seen on a wall in a university bathroom posted:HERE I FIT, BROKEN-SARTED
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:36 |
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Fatty posted:Awww, was just about to post the one with the guy who stole one and wanted to be heralded as a hero for recovering it. Okay, I'll allow that one, I remember it being darkly hilarious and with a good outcome.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:41 |
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Cacator posted:Cuntley is kind of an insult-proof name if you think about it. What a loving bullshit reason to put somebody on probation. You're not a reddit mod be loving better.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:51 |