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The real crime is not the piano in the bathroom, but having a piano in the bathroom and not positioning the toilet in front of it.
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Feb 27, 2024 06:28
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[first riff of beethoven's 5th] [fart and plop noise]
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As a lovely piano player, I'm envious
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https://x.com/hello__caitlin/status/1762291053150048387?s=20
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I like that there's a community note to prove the existence of pregnant women with statistics.
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Feb 27, 2024 16:24
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Who's to say the ~250 million babies weren't grown in incubators? Very misleading.
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In Training posted:I like that there's a community note to prove the existence of pregnant women with statistics. Gotta demonotize somehow!
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Tom Guycot posted:The real crime is not the piano in the bathroom, but having a piano in the bathroom and not positioning the toilet in front of it. https://twitter.com/messeduppcs/status/1762298257835717111
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Add a bidet full of preparation h and let’s loving go
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IBS warrior
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its called efficiency
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Now add a soda fountain full of mountain dew and like a pipe that sends chewed up chicken tendies that you can hook up to your mouth and you'll have fulfilled the gamer's dream: to game forever without interruption.
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Feb 27, 2024 17:50
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half of you are drinking from the toilet and posting with your rear end
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i love to tinkle while i tinkle
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post COVID posted:half of you are drinking from the toilet and posting with your rear end mad?
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Maya Fey posted:a tweet about the portuguese man o' war The blanket octopus is immune to the venom of the Portuguese man o' war; young individuals have been observed to carry broken man o' war tentacles,[61] which males and immature females rip off and use for offensive and defensive purposes.[62] 
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manowar is a great band
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siphonophores are weird
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Tsitsikovas posted:The blanket octopus is immune to the venom of the Portuguese man o' war; young individuals have been observed to carry broken man o' war tentacles,[61] which males and immature females rip off and use for offensive and defensive purposes.[62] Note the double standard, where aggressive behavior like that is considered normal for males but a sign of "immaturity" in females.
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I support my transgender octopi brothers
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lobster shirt posted:manowar is a great band gross
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Alert, alert: Phuket City Municipality beseeches all citizens: fear and shun the loathsome Blue Glaucus, whose sting is the harbinger of misery.
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Wait a minute, are there octopi wandering around the oceans with poison whips? And this is just normal?
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bro its fuckin metal
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the octopus merely wields the poisonous tendrils like base tools. the Blue Glaucus, whose hateful wrath is the stuff of nightmares, actually ABSORBS the stinging cells into its body and repurposes them for its own wicked schemes.
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tristeham posted:gross scared?
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lobster shirt posted:scared? yup
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you should be, because you're on scare tactics
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we have judas priest at home
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uber_stoat posted:the octopus merely wields the poisonous tendrils like base tools. the Blue Glaucus, whose hateful wrath is the stuff of nightmares, actually ABSORBS the stinging cells into its body and repurposes them for its own wicked schemes. Strange alien looking creatures, horrifying and beautiful. Nicknames include blue angel, blue sea dragon. I want to live in this magical jrpg ocean.
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Dunking on Trotsky so harsh they put it in the papers. Dunking on the Stalin so hard The State declares Basketball "un-dialectical" Dunking on Mao so nasty we have to start calling it a "Slam DunKKK".
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 Delaware restaurants are awash in cum!
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Nichael posted:
keming asada
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Nichael posted:
Is this one of those AI generated things?
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