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crispix posted:a grey, abandoned factory with black cloth draped everywhere and a plastic rainbow placed over the yellow and black tape on the floor, a folding table on top of which are some plastic cups (the same ones the dentist gives you with mouthwash in) a quarter full with yellow-green liquid and a clinically depressed oompa loompa standing in a hotbox is exactly what a chatbot would have given in place of that script if they had included "in scotland" in the prompt, imo e: The Ferrari 296 is a sports car built since 2022 that looks like it's been squashed in a press.
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Feb 27, 2024 22:48
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and quite honestly i'd have that poo poo experience a hundred times over before i'd watch some extrovert, whose life choices had led him to that moment, act out that script
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Feb 27, 2024 22:54
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If it were the more likely reality that it were a half-cut Glaswegian drama teacher demanding to know of a confused audience if they had any socks then it might have worked.
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Feb 27, 2024 22:59
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happyhippy posted:I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. Just one day without dog killing in this thread jees. Also, pretty sure I saw that tv show with the murders and the strong queen themes 
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Feb 27, 2024 23:01
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Wouldn't a Trainspotting themed tour be easier to arrange in a way that no one is left disappointed. Kids do like drugs, don't they?
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Feb 27, 2024 23:03
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Yay, another by-election  https://twitter.com/PeterStefanovi2/status/1762578429709291700 quote:Mr Benton had the Tory whip removed last April after suggesting to undercover reporters at The Times that he would be willing to break lobbying rules for money.
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Feb 27, 2024 23:12
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Guavanaut posted:If it were the more likely reality that it were a half-cut Glaswegian drama teacher demanding to know of a confused audience if they had any socks then it might have worked. Scene: A whimsical, brightly lit stage that hints at the magic of the Garden of Enchantment beyond. Willy McDuff, a character of eccentric charm and wit, stands before the curtain that separates the mundane from the magical. The audience is Willy McDuff: (with a grandiose flourish) Ladies, gentlemen, and esteemed guests of all ages, welcome! I am Willy McDuff, your humble guide on this journey to the extraordinary, the spectacular, the downright magical Garden of Enchantment! (The audience responds with ... Willy McDuff: And now, my dear friends, are you ready to leave the mundane behind and step into a world where the impossible becomes possible, where every turn brings a new wonder, and where the only limit is your imagination? (The audience responds with
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Feb 27, 2024 23:17
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^^^^  amazinghttps://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1762580324456779865 Apparently it's a whole lot worse than just "a bit underage" and I hope she gets some kind of consequences for it like losing her journalism gigs, but then she'll just claim that as evidence that porn harms women.
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Feb 27, 2024 23:19
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She was just looking up tractors.
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Feb 27, 2024 23:25
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i mean germaine greer wrote a paedo book in 2003 and it didn't seem to do her any harm? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beautiful_Boy
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Feb 27, 2024 23:27
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there's a lot of words in that article, the tldr is she's a dirty old weirdo
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Feb 27, 2024 23:29
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Yeah I think in reality it's not going to do all of that much. Especially on a train where depending on the time and route it's a law free zone where everyone day drinks and vapes and people do lines off the trays and get their cocks out and the BTP don't have the resources to care. Although it seems to be one of the nice routes so maybe they'll put up a sign saying "please refrain from viewing violent pornography where other passengers may be able to observe."
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Feb 27, 2024 23:35
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stop reading other peoples porn
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Feb 27, 2024 23:57
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ahhh oh no argh I can't get away... I just keep reading it...
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Feb 27, 2024 23:58
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Maybe trains should have a private wanking carriage.
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Feb 28, 2024 00:00
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Guavanaut posted:Maybe we should have a private wanking carriage. We do, but only certain longer distance lines have them (Caledonian Sleeper & GWR's sleeper)
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Feb 28, 2024 00:02
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Guavanaut posted:Maybe trains should have a private wanking carriage.
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Feb 28, 2024 00:05
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Guavanaut posted:Maybe trains should have a private wanking carriage. The loos are big enough to have proper orgy in. No need for a wanking carriage.
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Feb 28, 2024 00:09
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fuckin hell people are bidding on that old monitor lol https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30540793...%3Avlp_homepage
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Feb 28, 2024 00:45
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I got curious about sovereign immunity, so did a bit of googling and discovered this article from last year: https://time.com/6275480/king-charles-iii-privileges-laws-exempt/ quote:Since 1967, exemptions have been written into more than 160 British laws to grant sweeping immunity to the late Queen Elizabeth II in her capacity as monarch. Now, these exemptions have been transferred to King Charles, whose coronation takes place on May 6. quote:In the 1970s, the British government introduced laws against racial and sexual discrimination in the workplace, which were later folded into the 2010 Equality Act. However, documents by the Guardian revealed the Queen was reportedly exempt from these laws. I'm sure they obey all the laws 'in principle'.... I guess the hard-coded exemptions are just symbolic tradition...
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Feb 28, 2024 00:47
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what's with the 50 pence pieces ranging in price from 2 and a half grand to three quid :/ https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/22573956...%3ABFBM8P3Kz71j https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/27466226...ABk9SR_L9ys-9Yw
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Feb 28, 2024 00:51
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the expensive one isn't even haunted by olivia newton john or anything like i suspected it might be, i checked
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Feb 28, 2024 00:54
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or esther rantzen, and i know she's not dead yet but she has the look of a spooky old bastard who could haunt a coin alive
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Feb 28, 2024 00:55
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Are you ok Crispix? If you're being forced to browse eBay at gunpoint, blink twice!
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Feb 28, 2024 01:00
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it just says it's in "Very Good Condition" :/
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Feb 28, 2024 01:08
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it is the year of our lord two thousand twenty four nothing on this earth is in good condition
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Feb 28, 2024 01:57
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Angepain posted:it is the year of our lord two thousand twenty four nothing on this earth is in good condition My posts are.
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Feb 28, 2024 06:34
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unread and untouched from the moment they are hand-crafted
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Feb 28, 2024 06:34
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Ms Adequate posted:unread and untouched from the moment they are hand-crafted But good tho? 
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Feb 28, 2024 08:22
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The Grauniad today covering the topic the thread was discussing the other day… https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/feb/28/hmrc-struggling-to-cope-as-customer-service-levels-hit-all-time-low 
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Feb 28, 2024 08:34
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crispix posted:what's with the 50 pence pieces ranging in price from 2 and a half grand to three quid :/ Some kind of "Buy this coin and I'll throw in a complimentary bag of coccaine" kind of deal, perhaps?
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Feb 28, 2024 08:43
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While I wait for a work call, Co-Pilot created a picture of a "disappointing theme park for children" and it was far less poo poo, and way less funny than that Glasgow thing
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Feb 28, 2024 10:08
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Rarity posted:But good tho? Oh no, absolute dogshit actually
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Feb 28, 2024 10:15
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BBC front page today has a story about MPs getting a £31mn security bill to protect against "threats" (protests of the genocide) right next a headline about Gazans sleeping in the cold with little to no food. I'm in the Joker makeup
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Feb 28, 2024 10:27
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Joker makeup cancelled  https://twitter.com/Jefferies_/status/1762227703946608992
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Feb 28, 2024 11:04
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Tesseraction posted:Joker makeup cancelled Missed out orkney and Shetland, 7 out of 10.
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Feb 28, 2024 11:07
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Would you like my spare Joker makeup?
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Feb 28, 2024 11:09
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What a King ( the good kind, not the wife killer bum cancer kind)
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Feb 28, 2024 11:14
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Almost certainly the bismillah - even Hercule Poirot does the bismillah (in Murder in Mesopotamia for the inquiring minds that potentially might want to know). You should be able to just buy a copy of the death certificate online for a few quid from whatever the official website for your part of the UK is.
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Feb 28, 2024 11:21
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Nick Ferrari actually did his job for a change https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1762389691494519184 I wish more journalists would do this
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