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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


staberind posted:

Regarding beating up animals : wtf is wrong wit you all?
Is this some kind of looser olympics? whats next?
Goons : "I Know i can poo poo my pants harder than you."
Trump : "Hold my tepid diet coke."

I dispatched a suffering animal because the police would not help.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Paging The General to the Schad thread

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I do hate dogs, but I'm not looking to exterminate or make them suffer.

Edit: and certainly not game to fight one.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


To be clear my experience was intensely unpleasant and I would not ever attempt it again. It was very poorly thought out and displays how stupid I could be in my early 20s.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I dispatched a suffering animal because the police would not help.

Thats different if its the running over deer thing, unless you ran it over yourself, then sorry 'bout your vehicle.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


staberind posted:

Thats different if its the running over deer thing, unless you ran it over yourself, then sorry 'bout your vehicle.

Yeah, it was not me. The car that hit it didn't even stop.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


staberind posted:

Regarding beating up animals : wtf is wrong wit you all?
Is this some kind of looser olympics? whats next?
Goons : "I Know i can poo poo my pants harder than you."
Trump : "Hold my tepid diet coke."

Well, we know you can't beat up any animals so who's the real loser?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Turns out the most dangerous animal of all is goons.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Blindsight referenced pogggg!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Butterfly Valley posted:

You double fault when you're trying to smash unreturnable serves into the very corners, which is necessary against elite tennis players. Against a random guy I'd happily bet she'd be more than capable of going a whole match either bouncing unreturnable serves into the corners or smashing hard ones straight down the middle that people would break their wrists trying to return.

A whole normal match maybe, but I still think the loophole here is an endless marathon match for charity or something. Eventually even Williams gets tired. It just says I have to take a point, it doesn't say the score can't be 80,000-1 when it happens

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

haveblue posted:

A whole normal match maybe, but I still think the loophole here is an endless marathon match for charity or something. Eventually even Williams gets tired. It just says I have to take a point, it doesn't say the score can't be 80,000-1 when it happens

when serena fuckin williams gets tired in that match what physical condition do you think her opponent is gonna be in?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Butterfly Valley posted:

when serena fuckin williams gets tired in that match what physical condition do you think her opponent is gonna be in?

Not great, but also not at the end of 36 hours of continuous serving

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I don't think professional tennis has "endless mode"

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Soul Dentist posted:

I don't think professional tennis has "endless mode"
What popped in to my head as I was reading this:

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

haveblue posted:

Not great, but also not at the end of 36 hours of continuous serving

I don't think that's how that works, you switch off serves at odd games so after she flattens you in the 1st game, you get to serve. Which will be worse, because I'm going to assume the average goon is going to fault and let a bunch while she rests and then barely taps it back. I'm sure eventually she would make a mistake, so you could still succeed as long as it's not limited to a real match format.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
do you think the average respondee was considering all of this when they answered the question or were they the same level of idiot that thought they could fight a lion or a bear?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Butterfly Valley posted:

do you think the average respondee was considering all of this when they answered the question or were they the same level of idiot that thought they could fight a lion or a bear?

Did you change your name from Worf, or do you have the same picture as them???

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

madmatt112 posted:

Did you change your name from Worf, or do you have the same picture as them???

The latter.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Soul Dentist posted:

I don't think professional tennis has "endless mode"

They tried

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2010/jun/23/wimbledon-2010-tennis-live

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Butterfly Valley posted:

do you think the average respondee was considering all of this when they answered the question or were they the same level of idiot that thought they could fight a lion or a bear?

I can only speak for the type of drooling idiot I am.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Busted! A 200+ year old pub suffering from subsidence was sold and mysteriously burned down almost immediately. The owners demolished it within days without permission. Now they have to rebuild it back exactly as it was.
https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/27/owners-britains-wonkiest-pub-ordered-rebuild-brick-brick-20356659

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!
How do you intentionally rebuild a rickety/wonky building?
Cool but drat. That seems like a specialist builder. ($$$)

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
This happened a few years ago in another town too!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Tavern

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

davidspackage posted:

Now the question is, would I be able to take Serena Williams in a fight.

I would not

Probably an obvious question but why was your dad naked
I don't wanna sound like I'm always blaming his drinking, but honestly, probably the drinking.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

deong posted:

How do you intentionally rebuild a rickety/wonky building?

Very caref-

Hmm.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Busted! A 200+ year old pub suffering from subsidence was sold and mysteriously burned down almost immediately. The owners demolished it within days without permission. Now they have to rebuild it back exactly as it was.
https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/27/owners-britains-wonkiest-pub-ordered-rebuild-brick-brick-20356659

They also booked the digger to demolish it before it ever caught fire.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Bum the Sad posted:

They also booked the digger to demolish it before it ever caught fire.

lol this is like riddle book poo poo. Not even an attempt to hide anything.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer


Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated › PYF Schadenfreude: a pasadise of sweet teats.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Alucard posted:

This happened a few years ago in another town too!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Tavern

It happened here in Australia as well when developers bought a 150 year old pub in 2016 and demolished it with planning permission, then got fined over a million dollars, had to serve jail time and have been ordered to rebuild it. They're still trying to wriggle out of that, and it looks like the case will be headed back to court soon: https://www.innercitynews.com.au/cowboy-corkman-developers-set-to-face-vcat-over-breach/

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1762501532941947132

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser



They reversed the footage, this is a photo of a tree about to hit her, explaining why she was on disability

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Her disability claim is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by her pants :mad:

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Busted! A 200+ year old pub suffering from subsidence was sold and mysteriously burned down almost immediately. The owners demolished it within days without permission. Now they have to rebuild it back exactly as it was.
https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/27/owners-britains-wonkiest-pub-ordered-rebuild-brick-brick-20356659

From the sidebar:

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

wolrah posted:

What popped in to my head as I was reading this:


badass

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005


Oompa loompa, doop-a-dee-dunt
What are you staring at you daft little .....

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Funniest story of the year still keeps on giving

https://twitter.com/bene25_/status/...genumber%3D3948



E: https://twitter.com/bene25_/status/1762767184952975488

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Oompa loompa, doop-a-dee-dunt
What are you staring at you daft little .....

Nice attempt, but the correct meter is simply impossible to achieve. You'd need a characteristically scottish monosyllabic word for 'small' and we all know there's no such thing.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

If this is another scam I will not stop laughing

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Roblo posted:

If this is another scam I will not stop laughing

scams all the way down

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

burexas.irom posted:

Nice attempt, but the correct meter is simply impossible to achieve. You'd need a characteristically scottish monosyllabic word for 'small' and we all know there's no such thing.

Nice attempt, but you’ve made a wee oversight.

You’re supposed to work the word into your own post.

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