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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Who's the guy on the left again??



some former submarine captain

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

some former submarine captain

Cpt. Bone o7

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


He must be a real dreamboat for aoc to give him the hoverhand

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Note to goons: your monitor is on

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

tokin opposition posted:

Note to goons: your monitor is on

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
stavvybaby?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Nothus posted:

The weird trick is to never fly on an American Airline. More specifically, stick to middle eastern and Asian airlines.

Only fly Malasia airlines, got it

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Who's the guy on the left again??

Weedlord KenBonerhitler

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

beautiful human submarines...

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

beautiful human submarines...

The more I think about it the funnier it gets

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


submersible launched baby missiles

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Who's the guy on the left again??

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Oh my god i didn't even hear about any of that poo poo when it happened and I'd totally forgotten about that guy. So he was a redditor and they found his posts. Beautiful human submarines?!? Lmao

quote:

“I’m not running for president. I can say whatever I want,” Bone said when asked about the comments, according to the Associated Press

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Who's the guy on the left again??

No one in that picture is on the left.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Punkin Spunkin posted:

Oh my god i didn't even hear about any of that poo poo when it happened and I'd totally forgotten about that guy. So he was a redditor and they found his posts. Beautiful human submarines?!? Lmao

it's not the posts or being a redditor. he was an undecided voter

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

KoRMaK posted:

it's not the posts or being a redditor. he was an undecided voter

his worst crime

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Ken bone was a fuckin liar. Hillary could've told him to his face that his job filling his town with toxic coal dust fumes was valuable, important, and guaranteed by democrats in perpetuity and that she personally would give him a harem of beautiful human submarines and he still would've voted for trump. dude wanted his fifteen minutes and that monkey's paw curled predictably and fantastically

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

theflyingexecutive posted:

Ken bone was a fuckin liar. Hillary could've told him to his face that his job filling his town with toxic coal dust fumes was valuable, important, and guaranteed by democrats in perpetuity and that she personally would give him a harem of beautiful human submarines and he still would've voted for trump. dude wanted his fifteen minutes and that monkey's paw curled predictably and fantastically

He voted for Clinton, though.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


ken bone aka joe the cummer

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Paladinus posted:

He voted for Clinton, though.

has he ever said? i thought it was refusing to say either way

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

has he ever said? i thought it was refusing to say either way

According to wikipedia, he did. He also voted Libertarian in 2020, lol.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

KoRMaK posted:

it's not the posts or being a redditor. he was an undecided voter

He asked the only policy question in the entire town hall debate. That combined with his gentle look made him stand out amidst an election that was otherwise entirely devoted to personal attacks.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Paladinus posted:

According to wikipedia, he did. He also voted Libertarian in 2020, lol.

lmao

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

theflyingexecutive posted:

Ken bone was a fuckin liar. Hillary could've told him to his face that his job filling his town with toxic coal dust fumes was valuable, important, and guaranteed by democrats in perpetuity and that she personally would give him a harem of beautiful human submarines and he still would've voted for trump. dude wanted his fifteen minutes and that monkey's paw curled predictably and fantastically

wasn’t it revealed that Ken Bone was horny online? I thought there was something like that.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Brrrmph posted:

wasn’t it revealed that Ken Bone was horny online? I thought there was something like that.

yeah iirc he had posts in pregnancy fetish subreddits. Including the comment

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Beautiful human submarines

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Paladinus posted:

He voted for Clinton, though.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmfao thanks for reminding me of that guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6qFLq44Fos

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Who is the auth right guy?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Weka posted:

Who is the auth right guy?

joe the plumber

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

he was also a fake undecided voter at one point

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Neither a joe nor a plumber, fake on many levels

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Also, his name was not Joe and he was not a Plumber.

Edit:


Fuuuuuck

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


did you know he wasn't even a plumber??? and his name wasn't joe!!!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Hatebag posted:

did you know he wasn't even a plumber??? and his name wasn't joe!!!

and he wasn't even "the"

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

who, samuel joseph wurzelbacher? no i haven't memorized that name for fifteen years

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

i say swears online posted:

who, samuel joseph wurzelbacher? no i haven't memorized that name for fifteen years

Who couldn't have

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The False Joe was on TV but the True Joe was in our hearts

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