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Platystemon posted:Oompa loompa, wee oversight.
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I can't remember what show's parody of Willy Wonka this was from, but the song stops short when one of the Oompa-Loompas kicks someone. That seems like it would fit here, somehow. Like this Oompa-Loompa would kick you. Edit: It was family guy, of loving course
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Feb 28, 2024 16:25
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As always… https://twitter.com/raubrey/status/272013189263282178
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Feb 28, 2024 17:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iAIsErjDB0
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Feb 28, 2024 18:47
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Vice is the latest outlet to fire a bunch of staff, scale back operatiosn, and hand things over to vulture capitalists but at least the executive leadership is dealing with it in a mature and reasoned manner https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1762887041258270976
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Feb 28, 2024 18:49
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china bot posted:Oompa loompa, wee oversight. Needed more Scottish.
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Feb 28, 2024 19:04
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The Scottish Willy Wonka experience reminded me of the Scottish Grinch experience. Some nutter came in and poured washing up liquid all over the christmas food, the house and the kid. https://x.com/cafucatfood/status/1470465097323659264?s=20
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Feb 28, 2024 19:07
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Edit: Wrong thread.
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Feb 28, 2024 19:10
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The Hausu Usher posted:The Scottish Willy Wonka experience reminded me of the Scottish Grinch experience. Sounds like they got what they paid for.
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Feb 28, 2024 20:19
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burexas.irom posted:Nice attempt, but the correct meter is simply impossible to achieve. You'd need a characteristically scottish monosyllabic word for 'small' and we all know there's no such thing. Just replace staring at with doing.
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Feb 28, 2024 20:25
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The Grinch entered that completely grey, colorless home and broke down upon realizing that there was no way he could suck any joy out of a place that was already soulless. The following destruction was a kind of primal rage spurred by this realization.
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Feb 28, 2024 20:27
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Air Skwirl posted:Sounds like they got what they paid for. He's the Grinch not socially calibrated man
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Feb 28, 2024 20:34
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The rare rear end gut
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Feb 28, 2024 20:35
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rear end gut, so wut?
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Feb 28, 2024 20:38
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https://i.imgur.com/DX8m14G.mp4
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Feb 28, 2024 21:12
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Bamalama, okay, hold it, hold it right there Hold it, hold it A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four....
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Feb 28, 2024 21:42
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china bot posted:Oompa loompa, wee oversight. wee-willy wonka
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Feb 28, 2024 22:07
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https://i.imgur.com/elThtmd.mp4
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Feb 28, 2024 22:25
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https://i.imgur.com/nPJFwgu.mp4
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Feb 28, 2024 22:39
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bmw drivers, all of them, are like this.
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Feb 28, 2024 22:45
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Already broke the window, might aswell keep the cart.
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Feb 28, 2024 22:46
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The General posted:Already broke the window, might aswell keep the cart. Laundry cart must be return.
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Feb 28, 2024 23:10
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LifeSunDeath posted:bmw drivers, all of them, are like this. It has to be really frustrating for people who have to design and manufacture the turn signals on BMWs. Spending your entire career working on something you know no one will ever use.
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Feb 28, 2024 23:26
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The General posted:Already broke the window, might aswell keep the cart. Like did they think taking the cart back out would unbreak the window?
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Feb 28, 2024 23:40
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wash bucket posted:Like did they think taking the cart back out would unbreak the window? I doubt there was much thinking at all.
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Feb 28, 2024 23:42
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wash bucket posted:Like did they think taking the cart back out would unbreak the window? I think they realized they were putting the cart in when the window broke and prior to that they were in complete automation mode and just putting stuff in the car not thinking.
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Feb 28, 2024 23:50
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Air Skwirl posted:It has to be really frustrating for people who have to design and manufacture the turn signals on BMWs. Spending your entire career working on something you know no one will ever use. I saw a BMW with a turn signal on the other day. Holding up a bunch of traffic trying to make an illegal turn across 4 lanes of traffic.
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Feb 28, 2024 23:55
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The Hausu Usher posted:The Scottish Willy Wonka experience reminded me of the Scottish Grinch experience. It looks like the kid thought it was awesome, at least
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Feb 29, 2024 00:00
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Beemer rear end in a top hat trying to jack a laundry cart, serves her right
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Feb 29, 2024 01:21
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Maybe that's not their car either
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Feb 29, 2024 02:51
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 Can analogies be poetic?
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Tagra posted:It looks like the kid thought it was awesome, at least Yeah that kid is stoked, best Christmas ever as far as they're concerned
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Feb 29, 2024 04:16
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Smart thinking grabbing the broken glass with her bare hands too
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Feb 29, 2024 04:31
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It's kinda  watching as the car's are hosed from the energy of the impact and the inside cam's show barely any notice of the impact in the passengers as the tram continues relatively-unaffected (4:03's a pretty spectacular example).
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Feb 29, 2024 06:51
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I enjoyed the Trump truck getting hosed up by the tram
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Feb 29, 2024 07:16
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Bald Stalin posted:I enjoyed the Trump truck getting hosed up by the tram I enjoyed how like, 1/3rd of the time people inside didn't even stop texting when the hit happens. And that one dude just napped all the way through it.
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Feb 29, 2024 07:52
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Running a train on the Trump truck, as it were.
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zoux posted:Vice is the latest outlet to fire a bunch of staff, scale back operatiosn, and hand things over to vulture capitalists but at least the executive leadership is dealing with it in a mature and reasoned manner I’m amazed anyone still allows emoji reacts during Google Meet livestreams. One of the funniest work things I’ve ever witnessed was during a company Q&A where execs said they weren’t rolling back some unpopular changes to promotions & comp, and there was a flood of negative emoji that just wouldn’t stop. You could see this slow terror creep across their faces at the realization that even though the changes had been rolled out months previous, all the nameless cogs in their machine weren’t letting it go.
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Feb 29, 2024 07:58
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Blue Moonlight posted:I’m amazed anyone still allows emoji reacts during Google Meet livestreams. One of the funniest work things I’ve ever witnessed was during a company Q&A where execs said they weren’t rolling back some unpopular changes to promotions & comp, and there was a flood of negative emoji that just wouldn’t stop. You could see this slow terror creep across their faces at the realization that even though the changes had been rolled out months previous, all the nameless cogs in their machine weren’t letting it go. Imagine a loving cartoon rear end world where your business meeting is "flooded by emojis".
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Blue Moonlight posted:I’m amazed anyone still allows emoji reacts during Google Meet livestreams. One of the funniest work things I’ve ever witnessed was during a company Q&A where execs said they weren’t rolling back some unpopular changes to promotions & comp, and there was a flood of negative emoji that just wouldn’t stop. You could see this slow terror creep across their faces at the realization that even though the changes had been rolled out months previous, all the nameless cogs in their machine weren’t letting it go. Assigning left click to the scroll wheel on my Logitech Hero, positioning the cursor over the thumbs down emoji and just letting that sucker spin like it's 2004 in Molten Core and I'm spamming frost bolt
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