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Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

aw frig aw dang it posted:

cold brew coffee makes me hurl and idk why. no other kind of coffee does that

are you drinking concentrated cold brew? that has more caffeine and a bunch of caffeine all at once will make you puke.
one time i made myself a big cup of tea to drink on the way to work but i accidentally used 2 iced tea bag for like a gallon of tea instead of 2 normal bags. i forgot about the tea until it was cold and just slugged it down. like 5 minutes later i had to roll the window down and puke out the side of the car in the middle of a traffic jam

# ? Feb 28, 2024 20:03

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# ? May 29, 2024 05:58

aw frig aw dang it: Jun 1, 2018

Hatebag posted:

are you drinking concentrated cold brew? that has more caffeine and a bunch of caffeine all at once will make you puke.
one time i made myself a big cup of tea to drink on the way to work but i accidentally used 2 iced tea bag for like a gallon of tea instead of 2 normal bags. i forgot about the tea until it was cold and just slugged it down. like 5 minutes later i had to roll the window down and puke out the side of the car in the middle of a traffic jam

I knew to water it down when I made it but maybe I didn't water it down enough? idk, it's also happened when I've bought it from places pre-made so I've just given up on cold brew. sorry about your tea barf

# ? Feb 28, 2024 20:11

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

red bull and an espresso. no movement

# ? Feb 29, 2024 00:48

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

James Hoffman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clUt7XN8PVU

# ? Feb 29, 2024 01:27

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

thank u tommy lee jones

# ? Feb 29, 2024 01:40

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

Karach posted:

James Hoffman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clUt7XN8PVU

jimmy ftw

# ? Feb 29, 2024 01:43

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

Mr. Sharps posted:

thank u tommy lee jones

Maybe in Japan they're really bored of ads where the foreign celebrity plays a space alien studying their culture, but I enjoyed it

Want a Boss now, it sounds good.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 01:48

022524: Feb 25, 2024

the vanilla syrup to make the cows milk taste like cows milk

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# ? Feb 29, 2024 01:54

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

boss coffee is usually the best option from the cold case at any given h mart

# ? Feb 29, 2024 02:11

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

coffee beverage

# ? Feb 29, 2024 14:46

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI

# ? Feb 29, 2024 14:51

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

Hatebag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI

If they want le-emon
Don't think twice
Give our guests that juicy slice

🔥🔥

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:10

Tsitsikovas: Aug 2, 2023

# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:54

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

aw frig aw dang it posted:

I knew to water it down when I made it but maybe I didn't water it down enough? idk, it's also happened when I've bought it from places pre-made so I've just given up on cold brew. sorry about your tea barf

some of those canned cold brews are MEGA POWERFUL. i avoid them personally.... too Dense for me...

# ? Feb 29, 2024 19:03

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Hatebag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI

wisdom

# ? Feb 29, 2024 19:06

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Smythe posted:

some of those canned cold brews are MEGA POWERFUL. i avoid them personally.... too Dense for me...

theyre epic

# ? Feb 29, 2024 21:33

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Mr. Sharps posted:

thank u tommy lee jones

the Taiwanese Mr Brown is cheaper, and cheaper still the the Boss knockoff HELLO BOSS. the cans used to advertise 140 PPM COEEEINE

# ? Feb 29, 2024 21:41

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

*yakko & wakko voice*

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOSS

# ? Feb 29, 2024 22:20

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

I don't like what cold brew does to the consistency of my POOP

# ? Mar 1, 2024 01:40

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

Dokapon Findom posted:

I don't like what cold brew does to the consistency of my POOP

Oh?

# ? Mar 1, 2024 01:41

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

Dokapon Findom posted:

I don't like what cold brew does to the consistency of my POOP

how so? looking for detail here

# ? Mar 1, 2024 01:43

Zedhe Khoja: Nov 10, 2017; sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

your diet should be such that your poo is immune to coffee

I boil a giant mixture of lentils, quinoa, and husked wheat, flavor it with some spices, and eat it for every nonsocial meal.

no amount of caffeine can influence my poo and so I can chug as much as I like

# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:23

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

spice your pottage with coffee

# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:25

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

the official c-spam gruel thread

# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:31

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

Zedhe Khoja posted:

I boil a giant mixture of lentils, quinoa, and husked wheat, flavor it with some spices, and eat it for every nonsocial meal.

dudes rock

# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:36

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

Zedhe Khoja posted:

your diet should be such that your poo is immune to coffee

I boil a giant mixture of lentils, quinoa, and husked wheat, flavor it with some spices, and eat it for every nonsocial meal.

no amount of caffeine can influence my poo and so I can chug as much as I like

a coffee-centered lifestyle grants you almost miraculous powers

# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:37

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

test your powers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmKoGE5Hohk

# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:43

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Having a cup of coffee rn to start the day

# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:44

022924: Mar 1, 2024

my local starbucks is overlayed with vehicle mechanic shop software

# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:50

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Ohtori Akio posted:

how so? looking for detail here

I am normally impervious to gastrointestinal ills but the nitro cold brew from a local place in both bottled and in-house form makes my shits turn pure liquid- it may just be them specifically but I've sworn it off in favor of superior hot brewed coffee or an iced latte in summertime. Taste/enjoyment-wise cold brew is inferior in any case, I never liked that stupid cold brew, in fact nobody should!

# ? Mar 1, 2024 03:10

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

Dokapon Findom posted:

I am normally impervious to gastrointestinal ills but the nitro cold brew from a local place in both bottled and in-house form makes my shits turn pure liquid- it may just be them specifically but I've sworn it off in favor of superior hot brewed coffee or an iced latte in summertime. Taste/enjoyment-wise cold brew is inferior in any case, I never liked that stupid cold brew, in fact nobody should!

liquid shits are more efficient

# ? Mar 1, 2024 03:43