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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I'm more amused by the five of them who walked in and were like oh god, no, what am I doing with my life

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Buck Wildman posted:

I'm more amused by the five of them who walked in and were like oh god, no, what am I doing with my life

Lmfao

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


do you think ancient rome was like this, where there was like some senator sobbing into his slave's lap in a nearly empty palace, wind whistling through the columns. and then five of the guests are like, well there's the guy who feeds him peeled grapes might as well not make the night a total waste

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Buck Wildman posted:

1,604 candidates, only 42 showed up and half of them didn't cum. seems like the sort of data you'd burn in your backyard and pretend didn't existed

She explains that each man only got 3 minutes to gently caress her, which is why half of the men didn't cum, but at the same time like... just give them more time? This isn't a porn, you're doing this for fun

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Javid posted:

wanna see the same chart but for the fluffers mentioned

there are fluffer charts in her blog abotu it lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lobster shirt posted:

there are fluffer charts in her blog abotu it lol

there's less of an after-action report when the pentagon drone strikes a yemeni village

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

change my name posted:

She explains that each man only got 3 minutes to gently caress her, which is why half of the men didn't cum, but at the same time like... just give them more time? This isn't a porn, you're doing this for fun

Sure it's only a little more time per guy but even increasing each person's time by 1 minute means another 42 minutes of gang bang time and a lady has to eat here!

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

change my name posted:

She explains that each man only got 3 minutes to gently caress her, which is why half of the men didn't cum, but at the same time like... just give them more time? This isn't a porn, you're doing this for fun

42 guys at 3 minutes each, that's two hours. if you let 'em have 5 minutes each that's 3.5 hours or one peter jackson LOTR movie of loving

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


shackleford posted:

42 guys at 3 minutes each, that's two hours. if you let 'em have 5 minutes each that's 3.5 hours or one peter jackson LOTR movie of loving

I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Her data collection didn't have adequate granularity as it didn't capture that one dude left early because he saw one of those sandwich trays from costco at the craft table and realized that was his chance to grab it and bolt.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I'm the friends that didn't have apply, but we don't get any breakdown of how many of the friends joined in. Deceptive numbers!!

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Rudeboy Detective posted:

Her data collection didn't have adequate granularity as it didn't capture that one dude left early because he saw one of those sandwich trays from costco at the craft table and realized that was his chance to grab it and bolt.

I feel so seen

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Buck Wildman posted:

there's less of an after-action report when the pentagon drone strikes a yemeni village

The Pentagon has a more developed sense of shame

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Imaging inviting 42 guys over for a gangbang and then getting out the calculator to try and hurry things along

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
ok so the thing was she was being held down three other guys and was thrashing and kicking as part of the bit. i dunno if the gang bang was a rape kink or she was pretending to be some kind of wild animal.

at any rate the guys had three whole minutes to bust under those conditions.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

ok so the thing was she was being held down three other guys and was thrashing and kicking as part of the bit. i dunno if the gang bang was a rape kink or she was pretending to be some kind of wild animal.

at any rate the guys had three whole minutes to bust under those conditions.

oh no

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Buck Wildman posted:

I'm more amused by the five of them who walked in and were like oh god, no, what am I doing with my life

Free snacks, though...

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Javid posted:

Imaging inviting 42 guys over for a gangbang and then getting out the calculator to try and hurry things along

I imagine she hired someone to just stand by the door with a clicker counter

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


r/DataIsBeautiful

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

giving every person 5 mins doesn’t mean every person will use the full 5 mins.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


on the blessedly rare occasions I'm given reason to think about orgies, I always think about the possibly apocryphal story of how adam west and frank gorshin showed up to a hollywood party only to discover that it was an orgy, so they just wandered around in character as batman and the riddler until they got thrown out

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:



its like the retreat from moscow

Kind of takes the romance out of it

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Javid posted:

Imaging inviting 42 guys over for a gangbang and then getting out the calculator to try and hurry things along

How else are you supposed to find the p-value?

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Jay Rust posted:

giving every person 5 mins doesn’t mean every person will use the full 5 mins.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Buck Wildman posted:

on the blessedly rare occasions I'm given reason to think about orgies, I always think about the possibly apocryphal story of how adam west and frank gorshin showed up to a hollywood party only to discover that it was an orgy, so they just wandered around in character as batman and the riddler until they got thrown out

lol

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

Jay Rust posted:

giving every person 5 mins doesn’t mean every person will use the full 5 mins.

i guess with 37 data points there ought to be enough measurements to see if nut time is normally distributed

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

shackleford posted:

i guess with 37 data points there ought to be enough measurements to see if nut time is normally distributed

fluffer #2 ruins all those data sadly

theflyingexecutive has issued a correction as of 00:40 on Mar 2, 2024

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

I don't have a problem with running a gangbang if that's your thing but imagine doing it and having boardgames for the participants and letting the first guy yell "LEEEEEEROY JENKINS" as he fucks you. Like, come on, did Reddit organize this

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
imagine you decide to do something really sweet for someone

and then he yells a meme from almost twenty years ago right in your face while busting

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Buck Wildman posted:

I'm more amused by the five of them who walked in and were like oh god, no, what am I doing with my life

I spent like 10 minutes looking for that clip from Bubble Boy where John Carroll Lynch is like "Kind of makes you wonder... What would have happened if Neil Armstrong had gone all the way to the moon and then never stepped on the surface?"

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

I spent like 10 minutes looking for that clip from Bubble Boy where John Carroll Lynch is like "Kind of makes you wonder... What would have happened if Neil Armstrong had gone all the way to the moon and then never stepped on the surface?"

lol

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

im happy for the Leroy Jenkins guy

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
edward tufte in the streets but a freak in the bed

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Buck Wildman posted:

I'm more amused by the five of them who walked in and were like oh god, no, what am I doing with my life

I think you’re probably giving them far too much credit and it was probably a combination of alcohol or performance anxiety that stood between them and glory

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Dr. Killjoy posted:

imagine you decide to do something really sweet for someone

and then he yells a meme from almost twenty years ago right in your face while busting

seems like she laughed about it and gave him a keepsake? all the judgement in here implies not a lot of sex party invitations going around tbh

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


HashtagGirlboss posted:

I think you’re probably giving them far too much credit and it was probably a combination of alcohol or performance anxiety that stood between them and glory

much like adam west, my story's funnier so it's the truth

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



smh nobody wants to work anymore

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
fittingly the infographic looks like a guy throwing ropes

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Bro Dad posted:

smh nobody wants to work anymore

This.

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

In Training posted:

That's a lotta nuts!

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