titty_baby_ posted:

trying my homemade weed tincture for the first time. Wish me luck

Buddykins posted:

mr president, sir, thank you

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He creates art every day, when he speaks

kaleedity posted:

presidential statement or lyrics from louie louie

Lux Anima posted:

Where you're going, we won't need luck - just any peace of body, mind, and soul you can bring that comes from speaking&listening from the heart!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yg008l761I





...we gotta go!

Thoatse posted:

buddykins can fix her

SirPablo posted:

Thoatse posted:

buddykins can fix her

Good Citizen posted:

https://x.com/naomirwolf/status/1763731345929314626?s=46

SirPablo posted:

Good Citizen posted:

https://x.com/naomirwolf/status/1763731345929314626?s=46

emfive posted:

Don't skimp on the parm.

Hatebag posted:

went to a minor league game once and they had a dime a dog special where you got up to like 10 hot dogs for a dime a piece and sure you got what you paid for but those were some nasty gristle dogs

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

good ratte

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1764122622889988163

PDP-1 posted:

Hatebag posted:

went to a minor league game once and they had a dime a dog special where you got up to like 10 hot dogs for a dime a piece and sure you got what you paid for but those were some nasty gristle dogs

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

good ratte

Terry Pratchett's Discworld Wiki posted:

Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler

Occupation: Merchant, Pie and sausage-in-a-bun salesman, Anything to get him money.

Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler, usually known as Cut Me Own Throat (or C.M.O.T) Dibbler (or simply "Throat") is one of the numerous bit part characters that enrich the world of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Described as Discworld's most enterprisingly unsuccessful entrepreneur, a 'merchant venturer' in Ankh-Morpork, he is most famous for selling meat by-products to unsuspecting souls. His name originates from his catchphrase 'I'll sell it for less, and that's cutting me own throat.'
He has also been a moving pictures (movie) producer/director where his lack of scruples was entirely reminiscent of the pioneers of modern motion pictures, similarly, the agent of a 'Music with Rocks In' group, and sold strange green liquid made by monks living on a mountain according to an ancient recipe (Lance-Constable Carrot disputes this). He has also been known to sell 'fong shooey' advice, mail-order martial arts lessons (under the alias 'Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler'), 'Dibbler's Genuine Soggy Mountain Dew,' souvenir snow-globes and advertising space in the Ankh-Morpork Times. He is at his best selling intangibles; physical merchandise tends to hamper his patter somewhat. Indeed he once said he was best at 'selling ideas.' Whenever anything physical is being sold, the claims made on his labels range from euphemisms to outright fabrications. As Nobby Nobbs put it after being told of the 'Soggy Mountain Dew' claim of '150% proof', "It ain't got no proof—just circumstantial evidence." In Raising Steam he is involved in a scam to sell non-existent real estate properties under the name of "CMOT Dibbler Practically Real Estate and Associates. (the play on real estate and real versus fake is obvious)

When Dibbler's business plans fail, he falls back to selling (mostly) 'pies with personality' and 'pig' sausages-in-buns on the streets of Ankh-Morpork. He has been accused of 'not being able to make both ends meat.'

He is described in the books as resembling a rodent, and wears a long 'poacher's' coat covered in pockets. He is usually seen either carrying a tray or pushing a barrow (in [financially] better times). This contains sausages-in-buns, meat pies, and probably some merchandise connected with whatever the latest Morporkian fad is, but only when other ideas have proven to be bad.

The wizard Rincewind had a theory that equivalents of Dibbler are everywhere. This theory is borne out by the appearance of several versions of Dibbler throughout the Discworld series:

There are proto-dibblers in Mort (at the hiring fair) and in Sourcery (the pie salesman in Sator Square, Ankh-Morpork).

• Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala sold suspiciously fresh thousand-year eggs in the Agatean Empire (Interesting Times).
  
• Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off Dhblah sold disturbingly live yoghurt in Omnia (Small Gods). In Discworld 2, his name is wrongly spelt D'blah and gives secrets about pyramid power in Djelybebi.
  
• Al-Jiblah, a merchant in Klatch (Jingo).
  
• Fair Go Dibbler sold the archetypal pie floaters on the lost continent of Fourecks (The Last Continent).
  
• May-I-Never-Achieve-Enlightenment Dhiblang is apparently from Hublands 'wisdom country', based on the name and his selling of disreputable yak-butter tea; mentioned in The Last Continent.
  
• Dib Diblossonson sold bottomless smorgasbord in the Hubland barbarian fjords; mentioned in The Last Continent.
  
• May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Ice-Hole Dibooki apparently only gathered whale meat after a conveniently beached whale had exploded into bite-sized chunks of its own accord; mentioned in The Last Continent.
  
• Swallow-Me-Own-Blowdart Dhlang-Dhlang sold green beer, location unknown but suspected to be tropical rain forest, possibly Howondaland; mentioned in The Last Continent.
  
• Professor Dibbler - a purveyor of nostrums against the railway sickness.
  
• Point-Me-Own-Bone Dibjla, an Aboriginal Dibbler from Fourecks in the Discworld 2 PC game.

Other Dibbler equivalents include Ratonasticthenes from Ephebe, mentioned in The Science of Discworld. It was previously thought they might all be related, but the Discworld Companion explains that this is parallel evolution. 'Wherever people are prepared to eat terrible food,' it says, 'there will be someone there to sell it to them.' There is also a purveyor of meat pies and sausage in a bun in Wyrd Sisters but he is not given a name.

mdemone posted:

18 one-dollar hotdogs.

edit: drat now I want a hot dog

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Davethulhu posted:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-bucks-promise-wealth-maga-loyalty-lose-thousands-rcna84965


Trb!

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Thoatse posted:

buddykins can fix her

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Alan Smithee posted:

TURB

Thoatse posted:

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

what happened to investing in dinars?

Thoatse posted:

buddykins can fix her

Thoatse posted:

buddykins can fix her

Bilirubin posted:

parm vs grana Padano?