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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

it's ok to be a virgin, you know, sir



i guess


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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


eat rear end instead

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

this guy to his dates: do not cum (you won't be able to anyway)

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

bebop esq posted:

obviously virginia will just nix the vaxx requirements

how do you think the drinking age was raised
to 21?

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

neutral milf hotel posted:

I like how every third shot is this guy caressing the snow bugs bunny's curvy rear end

https://x.com/interesting_ail/status/1764354827390190010

well how else is he gonna give it that shape

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Back on the brownies I see

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

:hmmyes:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
When did they invent the Penis?

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

emfive posted:

The Trump campaign should sell packs of Trump-branded dementia test flash cards so you can practice telling the Lion from the Fish and the Giraffe

hey i just found a deck of NOAH'S ARK animal cards for an old maid type thing, think those would work

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
Schindler's Clit

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

TayAI gettin weirder

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Thoatse posted:

Schindler's Clit

no no

schroedinger's clit

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Yeah this would be p bad imo

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

DryGoods posted:

When did they invent the Penis?

Ancient Greece

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Ancient Greeks invented "I" and 0, and were all colorblind. They also had robots

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Louisgod posted:

your wife probably already thinks it is

that's right

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The law binds us all

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Holy smoke that’s strange

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

[emoji of vomit]

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

I mean I know this guy is some kinda nazi and hates Schindler but what does this even mean?

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Get this:


Clitler

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


goebbels that clitoris, boy

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

I had some earlier. Very good. Mostly strawberry flavor with a Syrupy Undertone.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The internet is an alien plot to make mental illness communicable

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


once we're all good and hosed up on internet they can land in their saucers and take our precious water

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The internet is an alien plot to make mental illness communicable


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEBkb8Blhs

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
You have syrup and berry flavored pancake chips and yet will not accept ketchup chips. Concerning.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
I dip my chips in 'chup.

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Trump-flavored Lays?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Taco Duck posted:

Trump-flavored Lays?

the wettest from the standpoint of chips

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

full point posted:

“Earth . . . A dim place, ancient beyond knowledge . . . Ages of rain and wind have beaten and rounded the granite, and the sun is red and feeble . . . A million cities have lifted towers, have fallen to dust. In place of the old peoples a few thousand strange souls live. There is evil on Earth . . . Earth is dying . . .”

dhal grendhal grendhal grendhal grendhal halgrend halgrend halgrend dhalgren dhalgren

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Taco Duck posted:

Trump-flavored Lays?

Piss and Diet Coke Flavour

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Red Baron posted:

the wettest from the standpoint of chips

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Thoatse posted:

buddykins can fix her



WKU? checks out

thats also where shark exorcist was filmed

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Elon the Statesman is learning so much

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1764417854961545619

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

bebop esq posted:

Get this:


Clitler

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

goebbels that clitoris, boy

lmao

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

lol

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sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Lux Anima posted:

The Audience was waiting for more posts, and so - as though to fill The Silence™ - they added:

"-And they kissed." :j:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZZPnYnSSR0

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