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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

:eyepoop:

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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

pfc is a pittsburger

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

do you speak-a the italian mambo way like your nonna used to when she'd make-a da italian meatballs and-a the gabagool with vinegar peppahs sandwiches growing up

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Buddykins posted:

pfc are you italian

I am Slovak and Puerto Rican

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


My grandparents on my mom's side changed their last name from Rodriquez to Hoover because they were getting harassed in rural PA for having a Spanish last name

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I bet your dad was slovak and mom was puerto rican

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


that's right

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I am, however, not Italian and I find the accusation to be distasteful

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I am Slovak and Puerto Rican

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Calling me Italian is very insulting

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I am not a spaghetti pervert

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

Buddykins posted:

I bet your dad was slovak and mom was puerto rican

explain this post, buddykins

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


tenderjerk posted:

explain this post, buddykins

He is a racist

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

it was just a guess!!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Pue were toe reeko

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Pfc probably secretly hates Greeks even more

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtIOphn53k4

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Asproigerosis posted:

Pfc probably secretly hates Greeks even more

lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Here's a picture of my grandfather in Vietnam in 1966, he was also a Slovak

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Asproigerosis posted:

Pfc probably secretly hates Greeks even more

Some of my best friend's wives are Greeks

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Here's a picture of my grandfather in Vietnam in 1966, he was also a Slovak



East Italian

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I've never been with an italian woman but always wanted to. we can cook-a da pasta together

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I like-a da rope food!!

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

tenderjerk posted:

explain this post, buddykins

Buddykins is Cotton Hill's ghost and just like when he IDd Kahn as being Laotian, he IDd PFC.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


titty_baby_ posted:

East Italian

no..no....


Buddykins posted:

I've never been with an italian woman but always wanted to. we can cook-a da pasta together

My last real long term relationship before meeting my wife was with an italian and she was very italian and wanted you to know she was italian. I went to a family function with her and her extended family who assumed I was Italian found out that I wasn't and got mad at me over it. Her aunt was yelling at me for "trying to look Italian" during a pig roast.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I would eat all the shrimp in that luge and get iodide poisoning and love it

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

DO NOT BUY OR CAVE INTO THE NEW KFC CHICKEN PIZZA THAT JUST CAME OUT. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT KFC AND PIZZA HUT ARE OWNED BY THE SAME COMPANY? WHAT THIS "CHIZZA" IS JUST KFC BORROWING SOME SHREDDING MOZZERLLA CHEESE, PIZZA SAUCE, AND PEPPERONI FROM PIZZA HUT. THAT IS IT. IT'S JUST ONE BIG CORPORATION SHUFFLING SOME INGREDIENTS TO THEIR OTHER STORES. DON'T BE STUPID. DON'T FALL FOR IT. IGNORE IT AND IT WILL GO AWAY

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Here's a picture of my grandfather in Vietnam in 1966, he was also a Slovak



Emfive had three kids when this picture was taken

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I can't keep track of which posters are italian and which posters are not italian anymore

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you

That person on the right is high af

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Rudeboy Detective posted:

I can't keep track of which posters are italian and which posters are not italian anymore

All Italian posters are permabanned by forum law, OP.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


kakotheres posted:

That person on the right is high af

It was Vietnam, they were all high

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Here's a picture of my grandfather in Vietnam in 1966, he was also a Slovak



I could tell this man was very balkan.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

how do you 'try' to look italian

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

🤌

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Asproigerosis posted:

I could tell this man was very balkan.

He was in the Korean war and is mentioned by name in this book

https://www.amazon.com/Pork-Chop-Hill-American-Fighting/dp/4871879372

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Buddykins posted:

how do you 'try' to look italian

being a white guy with black hair I guess

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Horseshoe theory posted:

All Italian posters are permabanned by forum law, OP.

this poster is italian

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

DO NOT BUY OR CAVE INTO THE NEW KFC CHICKEN PIZZA THAT JUST CAME OUT. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT KFC AND PIZZA HUT ARE OWNED BY THE SAME COMPANY? WHAT THIS "CHIZZA" IS JUST KFC BORROWING SOME SHREDDING MOZZERLLA CHEESE, PIZZA SAUCE, AND PEPPERONI FROM PIZZA HUT. THAT IS IT. IT'S JUST ONE BIG CORPORATION SHUFFLING SOME INGREDIENTS TO THEIR OTHER STORES. DON'T BE STUPID. DON'T FALL FOR IT. IGNORE IT AND IT WILL GO AWAY

How does it taste?

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