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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
It must be nice making it to your 20s and not caring about sex.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

It must be nice making it to your 20s and not caring about sex.

It was the nicest thing in the shithole I was living in :shrug:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

as an asexual person, this sounds like the ideal situation

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"how curious... these lego pieces contain protuberances and matching recesses, whereby they can be interlocked and joined as one. anyways, have you seen the latest naruto?"

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

mailorder bees posted:

as an asexual person, this sounds like the ideal situation

I'm sorry, those other posters agree that you're doing it wrong. I assume they're K'nex folk

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Knex was always the superior building system

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



The Lego bricks stay ON [the bed] when loving

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

freelop posted:

The Lego bricks stay ON [the bed] when loving

They're ribbed, for her... well... I wouldn't say "pleasure".

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
ow. ow. OW move your arm, you're gonna break the castle spire.

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
Now put on the giant head

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Wanna see my minifig?

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Nenonen posted:

Wanna see my minifig?
/

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Lt. Cock posted:

I am so conflicted right now

What do you mean conflicted?

You are standing at attention, waiting for orders it invade SockLand.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

mailorder bees posted:

as an asexual person, this sounds like the ideal situation

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

See "The Rock" in the new film, it's "The Pacifier" meets "The Fly".

Who left the minifi in the teleporter?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Way the world is 2024 I'm perfectly fine with Lego dates.
please be my Lego date.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

By popular demand posted:

Way the world is 2024 I'm perfectly fine with Lego dates.
please be my Lego date.

yeah legos is as close as many of us are gonna get

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


I sleep in a race car bed, do you?

I build big LEGO sets with my wife.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

Way the world is 2024 I'm perfectly fine with Lego dates.
please be my Lego date.



You single? :heysexy:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Waltzing Along posted:

It must be nice making it to your 20s and not caring about sex.

35 and counting.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Keep on winning, the rest of us are decidedly not getting any happier.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

Waltzing Along posted:

It must be nice making it to your 20s and not caring about sex.

not gonna lie, it's pretty nice. mid 30s and its still nice

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



By popular demand posted:

Keep on winning, the rest of us are decidedly not getting any happier.

The secret is to have a shitload of other mental health problems to worry about instead :v:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Takes No Damage posted:

Once in college I told a buddy that boba were fried fish eggs. He actually believed me until he read the top of the drink cup and it said they were tapioca balls :mad:

Whenever I see a friend roll up drinking bubble tea I'm like "oh nice you got that drink with the frog eggs in it." Always gets an angry little frown out of 'em.

I played a similar game at my old work where we made 'caprese bites': "It's time to play 'Bocconcini OR Reptile Eggs?'"

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
There's animal crossing lego now :swoon:

Hottest date ever

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

By popular demand posted:

Way the world is 2024 I'm perfectly fine with Lego dates.
please be my Lego date.

It's time for you to Lego of relationships.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Nobody Interesting posted:

I sleep in a race car bed, do you?

I build big LEGO sets with my wife.

I build big Legos with this guy's wife too.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


The last time I visited my grandma in deepest darkest Yorkshire, the neighbourhood batty old lady came by and mentioned how much she "Misses lego".

It is weird Yorkshire slang for "leg over".

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nobody Interesting posted:

The last time I visited my grandma in deepest darkest Yorkshire, the neighbourhood batty old lady came by and mentioned how much she "Misses lego".

It is weird Yorkshire slang for "leg over".

As in “leg over her head”? What’s a leg over?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Crab Dad posted:

As in “leg over her head”? What’s a leg over?

ask your mom

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Crab Dad posted:

As in “leg over her head”? What’s a leg over?

Getting your leg over. Shagging.

Nobody Interesting posted:

It is weird Yorkshire slang for "leg over".

As someone from Yorkshire, no

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
If Lego ppl were real would the ppl really into the head socket be weirder than the foot socket thirsties

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Harvey Mantaco posted:

If Lego ppl were real would the ppl really into the head socket be weirder than the foot socket thirsties

I bet you'd get people into like the holes on the back of the legs or people really into the holes when you take the hands off. Just new levels of depravity.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Crab Dad posted:

As in “leg over her head”? What’s a leg over?

Nothin' much, what's a leg over for you?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Crab Dad posted:

As in “leg over her head”? What’s a leg over?
https://www.wikihow.com/video/a/ab/Mount%20a%20Horse%20Step%207%20Version%202.360p.mp4

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Butterfly Valley posted:

As someone from Yorkshire, no

Extremely glad to learn that only my grandma and her friends call it that, then.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nobody Interesting posted:

Extremely glad to learn that only my grandma and her friends call it that, then.

Why are you talking to your grandma and her friends about sex?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Crab Dad posted:

Why are you talking to your grandma and her friends about sex?

Obviously they’re a bunch of old slags with no sense of propriety. Which is fine, I ain’t judging.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i would be so embarrassed if my grandmother had ever had sex. gross.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Crab Dad posted:

Why are you talking to your grandma and her friends about sex?

In the dark, all cats are grey
- Benjamin Franklin

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