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Yaoi Gagarin posted:I think someone checked earlier and they are not an alt? TDI only had Nohman and another very old one that hasn't posted for ages.
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# ? May 23, 2024 17:37 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I'm still in a dream... Dad Beater
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:47 |
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James Sunderland (the Dark Id): mary (The Dark Id) died of that damned disease 3 years ago...
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:47 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Made up my wife... and my daughter, just for youuuuuuu (Dad Beater)
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:49 |
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Scholtz posted:If you have a loved one that is continuously attempting suicide via firearm, it is EXTREMELY important that you keep those guns inside the house and make sure they have easy access to them. TDidy was minding his own business at home, indulging in his on-and-off favourite hobby of the past few years - chilling on his deathbed dying of terminal cancer, posting. A sudden crash of glass as three assassins abseil into the house from the sky. Always ready, TDidy pulls the waiting gun from his mouth and blasts two of his abseilents to hell. "drat, I was just about to win," he thought. He met the gaze of the last attacker in her reflection on a picture frame on the sideboard. He could see the logo of his employer transposed on her black goggles and the image of his children. Pixabay. The bosses had finally had enough. Even through her night vision goggles she had inviting eyes. TDidy thought of the times he and his wife had been joined by a number three... in foxholes, on birthdays, in Paris. But he only had between negative ten years and a few hours to live. Maybe this was finally his time, his Last Post. How long had it been since the full organ transplant to try and save his daughter's life? Since she slipped away, overstuffed with the heart and lungs of her trained killer father? It didn't matter. She was gone,. He couldn't save her, she was another notch on the bodycount... and he was riddled with the cancer that had plagued her. He broke cover with a strain, lining up the .50 cal scope to his would-be killer. As his finger tightened on the trigger, he saw she was undressing. It was his hot assassin wife, suprising him for his birthday. He pulled the shot early, the bullet flying past his wife, unhooking her bra strap and landing centre mass on a Russian gunman on their lawn. Even when he tried to miss, he got the kill. As number two sauntered towards him, xbox controller in hand, she slipped on some crayons and landed face-first on her neck. He was surrounded by death on all sides and there was only one thing he knew how to do in such situations... he picked up his laptop, opened GoFundMe, and launched Discord.
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:50 |
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anyway we've all had a lot of fun... but personally I believe him
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:50 |
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In my restless dreams, I see that lets play...
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Pablo Nergigante posted:Made up my wife... and my daughter, just for youuuuuuu (Dad Beater) 16-bit Butt-Head posted:James Sunderland (the Dark Id): mary (The Dark Id) died of that damned disease 3 years ago... lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:51 |
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Martman posted:anyway we've all had a lot of fun... but personally I believe him u better cock's shotgun
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:51 |
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Martman posted:anyway we've all had a lot of fun... but personally I believe him Same op
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:51 |
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Boss, you pretended to be your fake dead daughter's Japanese friend? That's it, I'm aborting this LP..
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:52 |
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stoopiduk posted:TDidy was minding his own business at home, indulging in his on-and-off favourite hobby of the past few years - chilling on his deathbed dying of terminal cancer, posting. Ok maybe we should have goldmined this earlier after all
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:52 |
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Boss! Your daughter can't turn fourteen two years in a row! You've created a time paradox
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Joey McChrist posted:Boss, you pretended to be your fake dead daughter's Japanese friend? That's it, I'm aborting this LP.. lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:54 |
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Joey McChrist posted:Boss, you pretended to be your fake dead daughter's Japanese friend? That's it, I'm aborting this LP.. lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:56 |
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stoopiduk posted:TDidy was minding his own business at home, indulging in his on-and-off favourite hobby of the past few years - chilling on his deathbed dying of terminal cancer, posting.
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:56 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Ok maybe we should have goldmined this earlier after all
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Ok maybe we should have goldmined this earlier after all lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:58 |
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*frantically trying to think of other references* look morty I turned myself into a cancer!
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 20:59 |
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Joey McChrist posted:Boss, you pretended to be your fake dead daughter's Japanese friend? That's it, I'm aborting this LP.. lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:00 |
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all of you chuds are gonna rue the day when thedarkid shows up at your door with 3 black belts and his hot equally-paid wife
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:01 |
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just read the last 40 pages; lol
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FutureFriend posted:all of you chuds are gonna rue the day when thedarkid shows up at your door with 3 black belts and his hot equally-paid wife I will not, as he is dead.
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:03 |
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Martman posted:anyway we've all had a lot of fun... but personally I believe him believe women, which means believe hikkiari
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:03 |
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gonna get murdered by the hottest, of age goth chick that's real and alive
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:03 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Made up my wife... and my daughter, just for youuuuuuu (Dad Beater)
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:04 |
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I need a list of all let's players that can no longer distinguish between their lives and the backstories of the protagonists of the games they play
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:04 |
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THE DARK ID, YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR BIRTHDAY! YOU'VE CREATED A PARADOX!
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:05 |
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dead gay forum, huh? now that gives me an idea (logs into fake wife's twitter account and opens a stock photo site in new tab)
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:05 |
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copy posted:gonna get murdered by the hottest, of age goth chick that's real and alive Number Two is now single....
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:07 |
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my daughter is dead (later on twitter) its my daughters birthday she turns 14... wish my dead son was here to see it
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:09 |
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Daughter Gay So What
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:09 |
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IndestructibleCat posted:Well if you want to know the Hot TDI lore. Hikkiari is supposedly the japanese best friend of the TheDarkId whom he saved from a suicide attempt back when they were 15. He apparently punched her (Hikkiari's) dad for being abusive. He then helped get her emancipated from her family and they have been best friends ever. I checked with the actual queer Japanese teens I advocate for and they all said I'm a cool badass mercenary with cancer
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:10 |
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rough day at the dark id household today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5jOrwqECQ&t=77s
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:12 |
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vyelkin posted:I checked with the actual queer Japanese teens I advocate for and they all said I'm a cool badass mercenary with cancer i thought we don't talk about vtubers anymore
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:12 |
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I hope he comes back in a month to post let's plays like nothing happened
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:12 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Ok maybe we should have goldmined this earlier after all Told ya
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 21:13 |
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FuturePastNow posted:I hope he comes back in a month to post let's plays like nothing happened he's been dying of terminal cancer with only days to live since 2020 lol
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