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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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ItohRespectArmy posted:my personal favorite discord screenshot is the one where he says there's going to be a tactical nuke set off in ukraine and number 2 may be caught in the blast lol I blasted a number 2 this morning. Lol EDIT: 
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Mar 5, 2024 02:52
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I blasted a number 2 this morning. Lol he's tired of you pushing him around I WOULD THINK
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Mar 5, 2024 02:54
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fun hater posted:his daughter was the child soldier I believe he was "trapped in a non-powered elevator" when his daughter was "dying" He was still tweeting though.
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Mar 5, 2024 02:54
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lobster shirt posted:what show is this Serious answer: The Venture Bros., that's Dermott, a young troubled teen. mycot posted:Most people are just conflict-avoidant which is probably for the best because the exceptions are huge aggro assholes, but it does mean that people are strongly inclined to not speak up even if something stinks. Especially if the interaction is private and/or 1-to-1, people doubt themselves, or they think that it's not a big deal that's worth making a fuss. That's why announcing a big countdown to die was the inciting incident, because everyone expressing grief was too obnoxious for Slowbeef to ignore. Apparently this has been an open secret in various spaces, see: the twitter, Kiwifarms (ugh) thread, et al, and it really just took someone with enough clout and visibility to step up and say "hey man" for everyone to collectively start piecing it together.
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Mar 5, 2024 02:54
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such a snipe.... worthy of number two herself...
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Mar 5, 2024 02:54
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mycot posted:The Dark Id Expanded Universe: There's also a son in there somewhere, right? He did the crayon drawings
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Mar 5, 2024 02:54
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Wait I thought I was keeping all the lore straight but now I'm confused, is Number 2 the fake wife or is Number 2 the fake Japanese(?) best friend? Edit: Nvm, I see the explainer above.
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Mar 5, 2024 02:55
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Sam Sanskrit posted:I believe he was "trapped in a non-powered elevator" when his daughter was "dying" COME ON LMFAO every detail gets funnier
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Mar 5, 2024 02:55
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why oh why didnt i use my badass merc body to take the stairs
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Mar 5, 2024 02:56
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TurnipFritter posted:Wait I thought I was keeping all the lore straight but now I'm confused, is Number 2 the fake wife or is Number 2 the fake Japanese(?) best friend? OK at this point we're actually just doing the Austin Powers scene
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Mar 5, 2024 02:57
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I still can't get over this one. How did anyone believe this, how did he expect people to think this was real.
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Mar 5, 2024 02:57
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I'm going to take all of these details, swap around a few of them, and make this generation's version of The A-Team or Jason Bourne or something
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Mar 5, 2024 02:57
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fun hater posted:why oh why didnt i use my badass merc body to take the stairs Triggered by the climb up Shinra tower
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Mar 5, 2024 02:57
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Sam Sanskrit posted:I believe he was "trapped in a non-powered elevator" when his daughter was "dying" holy shitttt
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Mar 5, 2024 02:58
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Mar 5, 2024 02:58
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Neeksy posted:I still can't get over this one. How did anyone believe this, how did he expect people to think this was real. Snake... do you think pay equality can bloom on the battlefield?
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Mar 5, 2024 02:59
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Leal posted:Snake... do you think pay equality can bloom on the battlefield? John Woke
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Mar 5, 2024 02:59
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Feels Villeneuve posted:John Woke
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Mar 5, 2024 03:00
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Tarnop posted:There's also a son in there somewhere, right? He did the crayon drawings TurnipFritter posted:Wait I thought I was keeping all the lore straight but now I'm confused, is Number 2 the fake wife or is Number 2 the fake Japanese(?) best friend? There's been an addendum Tendales posted:Jeez, get things straight people. The fake hot snarky gamer wife and the psycho French mercenary from across the tracks are two totally distinct OCs. The hot wife was so broken up over the fake daughter's death that they split up, and she never posted anything ever again. Presumably she also took the still-alive fake son with her into the phantom zone because he never comes up again either. I would say that's putting more effort into keeping the lies consistent than he did, but that's not true, he clearly did try to track the storylines and each persona. He even made a lot of them alt accounts! He could have just said "oh the wife I met on my badass job doesn't like social media" and nobody would have looked deeper into it but he had to rp the fake wife. mycot has a new favorite as of 03:06 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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Mar 5, 2024 03:02
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Sam Sanskrit posted:I believe he was "trapped in a non-powered elevator" when his daughter was "dying" mama mia
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Mar 5, 2024 03:02
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Feels Villeneuve posted:they seemed harmless and funny, until they cost 16-bit-butt-head his bedtime
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Mar 5, 2024 03:05
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ItohRespectArmy posted:my personal favorite discord screenshot is the one where he says there's going to be a tactical nuke set off in ukraine and number 2 may be caught in the blast lol there was, and she was (laudatory)
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Mar 5, 2024 03:06
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used all my epic badass mercenary tools evading the Ruskies while listening to John Coltrane and now am stopped in my tracks by a broken hospital elevator. how will Caleb-Ryan Kellycross get out of this one, tune in next week
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Mar 5, 2024 03:07
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lobster shirt posted:there was, and she was (laudatory) finding the culprit for nordstream 2 finally and its the dark id
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Mar 5, 2024 03:09
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Note Block posted:Triggered by the climb up Shinra tower Tifa, my wife, screaming at me
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Mar 5, 2024 03:09
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ItohRespectArmy posted:finding the culprit for nordstream 2 finally and its the dark id been saying this...
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Mar 5, 2024 03:09
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The "I'm so traumatized I don't remember my own name" is so loving funny. Straight up video game bullshit. My brother in Christ you have a state-issued driver's license
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Mar 5, 2024 03:10
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Feels Villeneuve posted:John Woke
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Mar 5, 2024 03:10
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symbolic posted:used all my epic badass mercenary tools evading the Ruskies while listening to John Coltrane and now am stopped in my tracks by a broken hospital elevator. how will Caleb-Ryan Kellycross get out of this one, tune in next week I should clarify. I think the elevator stuff was when he got the news in whatever war torn region of the world he was in. I am pretty sure he got on the plane and went to the hospital after the elevator is the timeline that was presented. EDIT: not that it really matters since it was all made up anyways Sam Sanskrit has a new favorite as of 03:14 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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Mar 5, 2024 03:12
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Sam Sanskrit posted:I should clarify. I think the elevator stuff was when he got the news in whatever war torn region of the world he was in. I am pretty sure he got on the plane and went to the hospital after the elevator is the timeline that was presented. he was also going to hijack the plane to get there faster
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Mar 5, 2024 03:15
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ItohRespectArmy posted:he was also going to hijack the plane to get there faster #lifehack
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Mar 5, 2024 03:17
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Wasn't he taking a cigarette break when he was texted about the fake daughters death I'm so confused. The lore!
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Mar 5, 2024 03:18
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Leal posted:Snake... do you think pay equality can bloom on the battlefield? Feels Villeneuve posted:John Woke lmao
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Mar 5, 2024 03:21
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Wasn't he taking a cigarette break when he was texted about the fake daughters death I'm so confused. The lore! no he took the cigarette break after threatening to hijack the plane after getting stuck in an elevator which is when he heard the news
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Mar 5, 2024 03:21
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symbolic posted:no he took the cigarette break after threatening to hijack the plane after getting stuck in an elevator which is when he heard the news Tommy needy drinky
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Mar 5, 2024 03:21
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i believe it goes: - his daughter is in the hospital so he has to take a flight to get to her - he's on the plane - he threatens/attempts to hijack it to make it go faster - the crew talk him down - the plane lands - he has a smoke break outside the plane - his wife calls and says he needs to hurry to get the hospital
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Mar 5, 2024 03:22
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Okay I think the PTSD chat with the doctor must have happened earlier then I thought because I am pretty sure it had to be before the Brazil Olympics. If memory serves he claimed to have been hired as security for it. He ended up getting in a firefight and basically had to tell the police they had to take his gun. According to him he had to browbeat the Brazil police into taking it seriously and accept his "shooting involved weapon" into evidence. I remember I already thought he might be full of poo poo because I tried to look up if there way any report of a crime that matched his description. Can someone help me with this one. I am pretty sure he made this claim IN a thread. It's possible I have which years Olympics it was wrong but I really thought it was Rio.
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Mar 5, 2024 03:23
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I think I stopped following the guy when he got to the "daughter's girlfriend" bit, where every other day he'd post what seemed like extremely personal and very specific conversations they were having. An adult man larping as two teenage girls spending all their time around him came off about as poorly done as you can imagine, and is just disgusting now.
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Mar 5, 2024 03:23
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Sam Sanskrit posted:Okay I think the PTSD chat with the doctor must have happened earlier then I thought because I am pretty sure it had to be before the Brazil Olympics. If memory serves he claimed to have been hired as security for it. He ended up getting in a firefight and basically had to tell the police they had to take his gun. According to him he had to browbeat the Brazil police into taking it seriously and accept his "shooting involved weapon" into evidence. I remember I already thought he might be full of poo poo because I tried to look up if there way any report of a crime that matched his description. Come on who believed this poo poo lol
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Mar 5, 2024 03:24
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come to think of it did he think hijacking a plane wouldn't be a federal crime, black ops LPer at the helm or not. did he think they excuse him from doing it if he's military or if it's a family emergency. now im hung up on this, I dont care if it's bullshit
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