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Bumblebutt. Mumblebee. How many things in this room could I break with my bare hands. Urge to kill...steady. & suchlike.
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# ? Feb 24, 2024 21:15 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 20:09 |
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Cindy! The TV's leaking!
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 07:46 |
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Yao Ming Jagr
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 08:11 |
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Brawndo Calrisian imagining a French "Geurre des Etoilles"; PapiNoire dans le Etoille de Mort; "je suis votre Pere, clochard"; lights a galoies with a light opiniel, "Mais, Noooooooooooon" dit Luke staberind fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Feb 27, 2024 |
# ? Feb 27, 2024 13:25 |
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No brain I will not piss myself at work so that I can go home
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 15:50 |
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Whenever someone cuts me off or passes at waaay too much speed, I usually think that they are in a hurry for a good reason. I've sped and justified my actions, why not apply it to them too? Bonus, I'm rarely upset while driving anymore. oxyrosis fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Feb 27, 2024 |
# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:42 |
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Get beefy, bitch. Get REAL beefy, bitch.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:11 |
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Like 10 times a day when I have talk to my boss.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:11 |
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staberind posted:Brawndo Calrisian Loooook, I am giving a cigarrrrrrette to a baby! gently caress it I don't carrrre.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:36 |
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Ball de sac
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:14 |
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chicken tetrazzini oh here go hell come
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 04:20 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Get beefy, bitch. big beefy queefy
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 07:37 |
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I'm in the piss now
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 07:45 |
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I'm looking for a book. I think it was blue.
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 08:46 |
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from bandai the company that brought you power rangers
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 06:13 |
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sweet little potato sweet little potatato
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 06:47 |
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What did you just call me?
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 07:21 |
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Junk! Junk! SLAP!!
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# ? Mar 2, 2024 20:54 |
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oxyrosis posted:Whenever someone cuts me off or passes at waaay too much speed, I usually think that they are in a hurry for a good reason. I've sped and justified my actions, why not apply it to them too? Crazy how often BMW and Audi drivers are late for important business
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# ? Mar 2, 2024 20:55 |
the pros and cons of a moderate middle of the road liquidation
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# ? Mar 2, 2024 20:58 |
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i don't even need balls.
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 01:36 |
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Where we're going, we don't need balls *nutsack detaches and starts floating away*
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 01:57 |
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Komojo posted:That part of the RedLetterMedia Star Wars review where Plinkett says "What's the rush, Chancellor?" For me it's Macaulay Culkin saying "A fresh Nukie" over and over like cellar door
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 01:58 |
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Button up that foreskin and lets get a move on
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 05:02 |
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poo poo THICKET
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 17:58 |
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Cacti. Festive.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:03 |
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*in old Jamaican lady voice* blabbity blah blah pan pizzas, blabbity blah blah blah pan pizzas.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:09 |
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You can stab my belly. Here, the soft part. And then the dirt comes out.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:37 |
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I'm a real gizzard licker.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:45 |
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Pee in the soap hole (don't)
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 20:34 |
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Costco Meatballs posted:Junk! Junk! SLAP!!
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 20:51 |
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caught in our bedroom pants
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 23:49 |
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When a documentary is like "the explosion was so loud it could be heard over 500 miles away, in [other continent]," all I can think of is that some dudes heard it and were like "drat what the gently caress was that? We'd better write it down."
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 02:36 |
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this lamb meat smells like pussyfarts
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 07:25 |
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Space, air lock, secondary airlock, workshop/garage
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 19:05 |
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CUNTMUFFINS
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 19:39 |
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I'm afraid if anyone finds out that I have floss stuck between my teeth then they're going to stab me!
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 19:46 |
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Licking...licking...inconclusive.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 19:36 |
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Ya bucket uh gently caress!
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:33 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 20:09 |
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Fuckface Van Houten
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:44 |