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Zero One posted:From the latest JRI: Are straight men ok? That has really strong "teenage locker room body dysmorphia" vibes and presumably came out of the mouth of an adult who felt comfortable enough to vocalize it in a public space
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 01:40 |
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Zero One posted:From the latest JRI: I'm the pay meth.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 02:01 |
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The Door Frame posted:Are straight men ok? Absolutely not lmao
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 02:59 |
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wesleywillis posted:I'm the pay meth. I know it's boring but I just realized that "Pay Meth" is just a truncation of "Payment Method." Even so, I'd like to imagine that someone got paid in meth to fix Mini-Raptor's micro-dick.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:02 |
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as a thirtysomething straight man my entire life has been like Memento except instead of losing his memory every 15-20min its me realizing i've been an idiot and a moron my whole life every 3-5 years, making changes, working on myself, and then suddenly another layer peels back and the cycle repeats
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Cactus Ghost posted:as a thirtysomething straight man my entire life has been like Memento except instead of losing his memory every 15-20min its me realizing i've been an idiot and a moron my whole life every 3-5 years, making changes, working on myself, and then suddenly another layer peels back and the cycle repeats Same and yet I've never once complained about my vehicle being shorter than someone else's of the same model lmao. I guess that's my "over 6ft" privilege?
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:05 |
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i mean, i sympathize with the general insecurity if not with the "my boomer rear end luxury truck might not be tall enough" specifics
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:10 |
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"My new car doesn't seem the same as the other ones of the same model I've seen" isn't that weird to say to your mechanic, but it's also not as funny to think about as this guy driving around glaring out the window at the taller trucks
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:11 |
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Maybe he's just short and needs to sit on a couple of phone books
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:40 |
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I wonder if he's got hundreds of pounds of off-road bumpers etc compressing his suspension
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:42 |
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*screams*
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:46 |
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Safety Dance posted:I wonder if he's got hundreds of pounds of off-road bumpers etc compressing his suspension I was going to guess he's got hundreds of pounds of on-board Whoppers compressing his suspension, tbh.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:55 |
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Either that or all the ones he sees around town are already on stilts.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:56 |
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Safety Dance posted:I wonder if he's got hundreds of pounds of off-road bumpers etc compressing his suspension
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:57 |
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Dude took out a mortgage for a truck to make his penis feel bigger and he still felt inadequate
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 04:39 |
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Many such cases.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 04:43 |
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"I couldn't make it into work because my car door froze. Yes, I know it's summer, you see the computer in the handle crashed and"
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 04:55 |
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The Door Frame posted:Are straight men ok? Too many western men have fallen foul of marketing in various manners. The "I don't have a hot trophy wife but deserve one despite offering nothing, it's society's fault those whores don't want me. I need a gun because everyone is out to kill me and I can be the hero who saves the day. I need a big off road vehicle despite only driving to work and between stores and drive thrus because everyone else has one and I can't be seen to be weak. I need to spend money on conspicuous consumption because otherwise people will think I'm broke as opposed to up to my eyeballs in debt. I can't wash my rear end specifically because touching my bootyhole is gay and them queers are ruining America..." Straight men for the most part are absolutely not OK.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 08:21 |
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the dude driving a kei truck is probably ok tho
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 08:27 |
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Kei trucks are adorable and I love them.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 09:47 |
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Cactus Ghost posted:the dude driving a kei truck is probably ok tho Definitely someone secure in their self.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 16:13 |
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Dude took out a mortgage for a truck to make his penis feel bigger and he still felt inadequate america.txt
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 16:42 |
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Love my Acty
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 17:59 |
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Cactus Ghost posted:the dude driving a kei truck is probably ok tho Maybe a little too ok with the prospect of death by fender bender, but ok nonetheless
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 18:28 |
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TuxedoOrca posted:Kei trucks are adorable and I love them. Do they have electric versions?
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 19:58 |
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Dude took out a mortgage for a truck to make his penis feel bigger and he still felt inadequate I'm genuinely surprised nobody has figured out a way to just surgically make penises bigger. Whoever does is going to be a billionaire.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 20:34 |
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Disgruntled Bovine posted:I'm genuinely surprised nobody has figured out a way to just surgically make penises bigger. Whoever does is going to be a billionaire. Here's a feel good story for you https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 20:49 |
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Disgruntled Bovine posted:I'm genuinely surprised nobody has figured out a way to just surgically make penises bigger. Whoever does is going to be a billionaire. Well worth a read https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/07/03/the-perils-and-promises-of-penis-enlargement-surgery (it's a loving nightmare)
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 20:51 |
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OBAMNA PHONE posted:Well worth a read however a billionaire died getting it done, so, many sides
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 21:37 |
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Fatrick posted:Do they have electric versions? Not sure if there are electric Kei trucks, but I have seen small electric trucks. So it's possible.
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# ? Mar 8, 2024 21:49 |
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Midjack posted:Either that or all the ones he sees around town are already on stilts.
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:20 |
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Olympic Mathlete posted:lmao the Pontiac Aztek tent looked about this good truly the aztec was decades too early
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 02:50 |
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Olympic Mathlete posted:lmao the Pontiac Aztek tent looked about this good Needs a tent to cover the front.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 02:55 |
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My Pinto goes 300 hectares on a single tank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIN-wlvJUQ8
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 03:20 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Here's a feel good story for you
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 03:58 |
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Wistful of Dollars posted:truly the aztec was decades too early the aztek is the greatest example of automotive design ever built. it will never be surpassed
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 06:35 |
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The Door Frame posted:My Pinto goes 300 hectares on a single tank i only run my car on 23yo Family Reserve Pappy van Winkle
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OBAMNA PHONE posted:Well worth a read There was another billionaire down the other day, Mitch McConnell's sister in law somehow reversed her tesla into a lake on her own middle of nowhere property and slowly drowned. It was a party so I'm assuming wasted. quote:Chao invited several of her girlfriends from Harvard Business School to spend the weekend on a gorgeous, sprawling 900-acre private property in Texas’ Hill Country, that included horse stables, a swimming pool and a 10-bedroom guesthouse, the Journal reported.
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