Zero One posted:

From the latest JRI:



I also have concerns about the size of my "Raptor" when I pull up next to another guy.

Zero One posted:

From the latest JRI:



I also have concerns about the size of my "Raptor" when I pull up next to another guy.

The Door Frame posted:

Are straight men ok?

wesleywillis posted:

I'm the pay meth.

Cactus Ghost posted:

as a thirtysomething straight man my entire life has been like Memento except instead of losing his memory every 15-20min its me realizing i've been an idiot and a moron my whole life every 3-5 years, making changes, working on myself, and then suddenly another layer peels back and the cycle repeats

Scratch Monkey posted:

Safety Dance posted:

I wonder if he's got hundreds of pounds of off-road bumpers etc compressing his suspension

Safety Dance posted:

I wonder if he's got hundreds of pounds of off-road bumpers etc compressing his suspension

Scratch Monkey posted:

The Door Frame posted:

Are straight men ok?

Cactus Ghost posted:

the dude driving a kei truck is probably ok tho

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Dude took out a mortgage for a truck to make his penis feel bigger and he still felt inadequate

Cactus Ghost posted:

the dude driving a kei truck is probably ok tho

TuxedoOrca posted:

Kei trucks are adorable and I love them.

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Dude took out a mortgage for a truck to make his penis feel bigger and he still felt inadequate

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I'm genuinely surprised nobody has figured out a way to just surgically make penises bigger. Whoever does is going to be a billionaire.

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I'm genuinely surprised nobody has figured out a way to just surgically make penises bigger. Whoever does is going to be a billionaire.

OBAMNA PHONE posted:

Well worth a read

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/07/03/the-perils-and-promises-of-penis-enlargement-surgery

(it's a loving nightmare)

Fatrick posted:

Do they have electric versions?

Midjack posted:

Either that or all the ones he sees around town are already on stilts.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

lmao the Pontiac Aztek tent looked about this good

https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1765815627032219711?t=ihtNMtnzeYIjm2RZRY4k8g&s=19

Olympic Mathlete posted:

lmao the Pontiac Aztek tent looked about this good

https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1765815627032219711?t=ihtNMtnzeYIjm2RZRY4k8g&s=19

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Here's a feel good story for you

https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op

Wistful of Dollars posted:

truly the aztec was decades too early

The Door Frame posted:

My Pinto goes 300 hectares on a single tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIN-wlvJUQ8

OBAMNA PHONE posted:

Well worth a read

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/07/03/the-perils-and-promises-of-penis-enlargement-surgery

(it's a loving nightmare)

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Chao invited several of her girlfriends from Harvard Business School to spend the weekend on a gorgeous, sprawling 900-acre private property in Texas’ Hill Country, that included horse stables, a swimming pool and a 10-bedroom guesthouse, the Journal reported.

After eating dinner together and celebrating the Chinese New Year on Friday night, Chao left the guesthouse around 11:30 p.m. to head back to the main house, where her son was sleeping. It was cold out, so she decided to take her Tesla Model X SUV for the four-minute drive rather than walk.

But within minutes, she called one of her friends in a panic.

While making a K-turn, she put the car in reverse instead of drive, she told them.

While going backwards, the car went over an embankment and into a pond — and was sinking fast.

Her friends immediately ran to help and one woman jumped in the pond, the Journal reported.

The property’s ranch manager and his wife came outside after hearing the commotion and somebody called 911.

Chao died on a sprawling 900-acre private property in Texas’ Hill Country, that included horse stables, a swimming pool and a 10-bedroom guesthouse.
Chao died on a sprawling 900-acre private property in Texas’ Hill Country, that included horse stables, a swimming pool and a 10-bedroom guesthouse. Google Maps

Blanco County emergency units finally arrived at 12:28 a.m. — a full 24 minutes after they received the call, according to an incident report obtained by the paper.

Due to the rugged terrain, a number of responders got out of their cars and walked to the scene.

One responder described the Tesla as completely submerged.

Sheriff’s deputies even stood on top of it during the rescue efforts, trying to bust open a window.

According to the incident report, a dive team was needed but none were available.

A tow truck arrived to pull the car out of the pond but it didn’t have a cable long enough to reach the vehicle, which was much farther out in the pond than responders had anticipated.

A longer cable was finally retrieved.

At least one tow truck driver, however, said he was afraid of being electrocuted by the electric vehicle, a person at the scene told the paper.

A two-man rescue crew eventually pulled Chao from the car around 12:56 a.m., police said.

Hundreds of gallons of water gushed out from the car when the doors were open.

Chao was unresponsive, and EMS responders attempted to resuscitate her for 43 minutes to no avail, police said.

Details about the billionaire’s death had been scant.

The Blanco County Sheriff’s Office last week called it “an unfortunate accident,” but said they were still conducting a criminal investigation.

“Although the preliminary investigation indicated this was an unfortunate accident, the Sheriff’s Office is still investigating this accident as a criminal matter until they have sufficient evidence to rule out criminal activity,” the Blanco County Sheriff’s Office wrote in a Thursday letter to state Attorney General Ken Paxton.

“This incident was not a typical accident,” the agency added.

The ranch where Chao died is owned by a corporation connected to her husband, Jim Breyer — a venture capitalist and part-owner of the Boston Celtics with an estimated net worth of $2.9 billion

Chao’s sister Elaine Chao is married to McConnell and served as Secretary of Labor under President George W. Bush and Secretary of Transportation in President Donald Trump’s administration.