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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

SOTU rebuttal speech is one of the all time dumbest american political traditions, it's even more cringe than the sotu itself and that's a high bar

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


woah

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

alnilam posted:

SOTU rebuttal speech is one of the all time dumbest american political traditions, it's even more cringe than the sotu itself and that's a high bar

imo the dumbest american political tradition is your posts

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
that response speech might have been worse than ol' Bobby "Volcanoes????" Jindal

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Sherbert Hoover posted:

imo the dumbest american political tradition is your posts

yeah i know that's why i only said "one of the"

Ellipson
Sep 14, 2007

everything's cool

skaboomizzy posted:

that response speech might have been worse than ol' Bobby "Volcanoes????" Jindal

This makes me want to go back and watch it tbh, I love watching careers die in real time

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Good evening. Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that turned off the computer of alnilam, the terrible poster of something awful,

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Ellipson posted:

This makes me want to go back and watch it tbh, I love watching careers die in real time

you should, it's honestly insane

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


i liked the senator waving his gilded cane in front of the camera

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

GOP: quick everyone Biden is doing the state of the union we have to counterprogram let's draw attention to Alabama. There's no reason that's a bad idea after the previous news cycle just ended.

edit: I saw someone say that Truth Social was down so ol Donny couldn't rant about this in real time? lmao

poor guy with his drugs wearing off

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I think the drugs are wearing off, everyone

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Maybe you’re all wrong and it went over well with suburban women in their kitchens

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

the Jindal response might have been the first time I actually watched in real time as someone’s career died

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
It is pretty funny that the response speech is always 'supposed' to be done by the hot up and coming party sycophant but it always ends up completely obliterating their career.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I hope britt gets primaried by roy moore so we can get another season of who is amerca

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
man what the holy hell was that hallmark acting crap

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Asproigerosis posted:

It is pretty funny that the response speech is always 'supposed' to be done by the hot up and coming party sycophant but it always ends up completely obliterating their career.

It really is the third rail of speeches. Never do it.

Most disastrous SoU responses, in terms of future career, in no particular order:

1) Bobby Jindal 2009. Just lmao watching him die in real time. Trying to punch back at Obama at the apex of his popularity.
2) Joe Kennedy 2018 - gonna go ahead and use this platform to dive into the senate oops the name Kennedy doesn't mean poo poo oh nooooo.
3) Nikki Haley 2016 - quick go stand in Obama's shadow you'll be good to go in 8 years.
4) Bob Dole 1996 - surely this will allow this cadaverous piece of poo poo to vault into presidential contention.
5) Marco Rubio 2013 - let's just anoint the new young-blood successor to the Party's leadership, with him as Vice President to Jeb Bush we'll be great and our party will never descend into a maelstrom of fascist rage. now to take a big sip of water.
6) Stacey Abrams, 2019 - (desperately clawing at the floor as Trump's failed reelection drags her into obscurity)

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/KatieBrittforAL/status/1765952579979313312

omg a few seconds into this I realized my hand was over my mouth.

Ellipson
Sep 14, 2007

everything's cool

Ashmole posted:

man what the holy hell was that hallmark acting crap

If American Psycho was set in the South

The *glee* on her face when she talked about the cartels assaulting that woman, and a big smile while talking about being steeped in the blood of Patriots

actually, she’s a politician from Metal Gear Solid

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


tide: rolled

eagle: war'd

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



remember you have to stand up to poot

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



WrasslorMonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/KatieBrittforAL/status/1765952579979313312

omg a few seconds into this I realized my hand was over my mouth.

they're really going all out with these helldivers patches

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

WrasslorMonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/KatieBrittforAL/status/1765952579979313312

omg a few seconds into this I realized my hand was over my mouth.

what is this stupid poo poo lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

shut up katie lol who cares

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/Osborne__Cox/status/1765960592861602123

I am absolutely losing my poo poo. The :10 mark has literally killed me. I am dead just like Joe Biden.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
lol senator katie

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

howd the speech go

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

alnilam posted:

SOTU rebuttal speech is one of the all time dumbest american political traditions, it's even more cringe than the sotu itself and that's a high bar

counterpoint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZxJVnM5Gs&t=23s

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


welcome to cspam, Aaron rupar

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

howd the speech go

a decent speech by a seemingly alert and alive joe biden, who is nonetheless still joe biden

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Scrub-Niggurath posted:

howd the speech go

he killed goku

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!
what a farce! total clownshow!!

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/Osborne__Cox/status/1765960592861602123

I am absolutely losing my poo poo. The :10 mark has literally killed me. I am dead just like Joe Biden.

holy poo poo lmao , neil breen hire her pls

Ellipson
Sep 14, 2007

everything's cool
actually worse than Jindal. incredible stuff

SOTU response should have been Trump’s Snapchat video

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


kaleedity posted:

he killed goku

gently caress that's rough

why'd he do that

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

WrasslorMonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/Osborne__Cox/status/1765960592861602123

I am absolutely losing my poo poo. The :10 mark has literally killed me. I am dead just like Joe Biden.

lmfao she's in the loving kitchen

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

whichever state grows the most onions, they should call it the state of the onion, and when someone has a mailing address there it's the state of the onion address, and when the mail comes back RTS it's the state of the onion address response

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

howd the speech go

he did some old man funnies that will be sound-bit for social media within the night, but neither bluescreened on tv nor announced anything thrilling or new that matters

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

howd the speech go

he did exactly what he needed to

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ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Glumwheels posted:

Trump is losing it, sad and boring posts that no one is reading

It’s like old man ranting at a cloud

you're delusional

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