Clyde Radcliffe posted:

When I was in my mid-teens there was someone who would dump a bin bag full of wank mags every new year on an embankment along my route to school. Between those and other found porn we built up an impressive stash in our hut, which was a well-preserved room in the upstairs of an abandoned farmhouse.

One of my earliest sexual memories is browsing through them with a girl I liked who was around the same age as me, 13-14, wondering why her vag didn't look like the spread-open shots in Mayfair and Club International.

In hindsight I'd probably have been in there if I'd played my cards right and not been quietly terrified of girls.

Then someone burned the farmhouse down.

Angepain posted:

is hedgeporn what hedge witches wank off to. or maybe its for hedgehogs

Kin posted:

On a tangent, but do kids generally still build gang hideouts and huts, etc?

Kin posted:

On a tangent, but do kids generally still build gang hideouts and huts, etc?

When I was a kid in the 80s we didn't have any materials to build anything, but my mates and I would often find sneaky little hideaways out in all of the estate plant life and poo poo (think finding a largish empty space behind big bushes on a hill), or gaps behind sheds etc to hang out.

These days I imagine if presented with that as an option, kids would rather stay home and play fortnight/Minecraft or something.

Runcible Cat posted:

Not sure if that's because it was a fascinating rarity

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Jeremy Corbyn
@jeremycorbyn
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The Tories like to warn people that I would have taken this country in a very different direction.

They're absolutely right.

Rarity posted:

No that's me

sebzilla posted:

Tezza May standing down as an MP at the election. There's hardly going to be any Tories left at this rate (except the red and ones)

sebzilla posted:

Please stop hiding in the woods and corrupting teenagers

Tesseraction posted:

not-quite-empty vodka bottles aren't the same thing m8

His Divine Shadow posted:

, is,

sebzilla posted:

The Bang Bus for solo artists

Failed Imagineer posted:

It's becoming clear that you need to seed the woods with wankmags and then the clubhouses naturally form around it, like an oyster forming a pearl around a piece of grit

Kin posted:

On a tangent, but do kids generally still build gang hideouts and huts, etc?

When I was a kid in the 80s we didn't have any materials to build anything, but my mates and I would often find sneaky little hideaways out in all of the estate plant life and poo poo (think finding a largish empty space behind big bushes on a hill), or gaps behind sheds etc to hang out.

These days I imagine if presented with that as an option, kids would rather stay home and play fortnight/Minecraft or something.

quote:

A Metropolitan Police firearms officer named for the first time as Martyn Blake has pleaded not guilty to murdering Chris Kaba.

Mr Kaba, 24, died from a single gunshot wound in a Met operation in Streatham, south London, in September 2022.

Mr Blake, 40, had been known by the codename NX121 after threats were made against him but a judge has decided he can now be named.

The officer's trial is set to begin in October.

Judge Mark Lucraft lifted the anonymity order after media organisations, including the BBC, challenged the legal application to protect his identity, on the basis that confidence in the criminal justice system requires cases to be held, wherever possible, in public.

Microplastics posted:

His Divine Shadow posted:

Oxford, baby

quote:

But it has led to concerns from some on the right that it could inadvertently penalise groups opposed to gay marriage, abortion or new transgender rights.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Where do they get these so-called Tsars from?

Jedit posted:

Someone has just pointed out that in addition to what's his face from Blur being selected as a Labour candidate, Tom Gray of Gomez is the Labour candidate for Brighton Pavilion. So very, very much trying to rerun the Cool Britannia vibe.

Jedit posted:

So very, very much trying to rerun the Cool Britannia vibe.